100 Missions.
Here is another TF2 Reacts! They finally react to Nyan Cat, for all of you that asked. I love my readers after all. And special shout outs to Zero612 for having absolute faith in me and shadowofcrabs for supporting me from the beginning of my time here on TF2! Also, thanks to him/her, I now have a massive CRAB ARMY OF DOOM! Muahahaha….
Enjoy.
25th Objective: TF2 Reacts to Nyan Cat!
Once more, the hardened mercenaries were paired up and sat forcefully in front of TV screens. All they saw seconds later were a load of rainbows, a pop tart cat and incessant music.
"Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan!"
"Oh my god, I know this one!" Chazz cackled with a grin on his face, his partner, Oliver the RED Pyro, staring at the screen in bewilderment.
"Is this Japanese or something?"
"Oh God, MY EYES!" Jane the BLU Soldier cried, rubbing his eyes in agony while Joey the BLU Sniper bobbed his head along.
"For some reason I find this good."
Pippin the RED Scout started to sniffle by his partner, Adrik the RED Heavy.
"Musn't cry! It's a rainbow…just a rainbow!"
Seconds later, he started bawling.
RED Medic rocked in the corner with Elias the BLU Medic cowering next to him and the pair hugged each other tightly.
"Mein got, make it stop, bitte!"
Lance and Harry fell about laughing, giggling like two year olds.
"It's so funny!" choked the BLU Engie.
Dusty and Damon sat motionless.
"Do people find this good?"
Felix the RED Spy melted into a puddle of goo beside the RED Demoman.
"Awww…'ow cute!" he cooed.
"Urgh."
The constant noise ceased and it was question time.
"Why did that make you cry?"
"Because this is Scout! Rainbows make him cry!" Emmett mocked in a bad impression of Seth and the BLU Scout nearly punched his partner.
"Shut up, man! You weren't there! YOU WEREN'T THERE!" he wailed tearfully.
"This video has received over one billion views. Why do you think that is?"
"Because they're stupid, mate." Bryn replied instantly, Scotland nodding.
"Ah'm drunk and even I felt sick seeing that!"
"Well, when something is bright and annoying, the general public can't help but git drawn in." A sign appeared over Dusty's head while a guitar riff played in a freeze frame.
TRUTH!
"Maybe they're all mentally unstable?" Jasper suggested, still quivering in his chair and holding Elias' hand (the other squeezed back).
"Either way, it is musically offensive." Elias said.
"What would you say if you met the person who made this?" the interviewer asked.
"Just…never again. Please." Pippin begged, wiping his eyes while Adrik patted his back awkwardly.
"Oh make more like zat one! J'adore kitty!" Felix squealed joyfully while Guy frantically shook his head.
"Okay, mate, what you need to do is get in yer car and drive until you get into this big building called a hospital. Then yer check into the loony bin and never come out again." Joey deadpanned and he was captured in a freeze frame with a guitar riff.
DOMINATED!
"Can I have something to wash my eyes out, please? Preferably strong bleach." BLU Soldier asked.
"Finally, would you ever watch that again?"
The reaction from almost everyone was immediate.
"NO!"
"Oui!"
Felix was the only one to happily agree and RED Demoman glared at the oblivious Spy.
"Halfwit."
The video ended with RED Engineer smiling at the camera.
"Y'all come back next time, ya hear?"
Mission complete.
Phew! Hope you liked!