This story is so ridiculous it's not funny. I have come up with another random bout of drivel in my head and.. whelp... here it comes! This is AU, but will kind of stick to the current story line in ways. The character are pretty much OOC, because really, what do I know about the real Colby, Joseph, or Jonathan other than what is put on their TV characters. Yes, my character is pretty much the definition of Mary-Sue. If that bothers you, find another damn story! =D
A/N: ( fav. me / d92c215 ) Look at this pic and tell me this is not an amazing shot of Roman/Joe's bulge? I even asked my kids dad and he agreed that's what it looks like! I also have other random shots from the night, including some awesome butt shots, haha, and even one of Dean making Seth jump on a kendo stick. So check that out and give me your opinion. Is it or isn't it?!
ACTUAL A/N: Of course, you all know there is smut... I rarely do a chapter without it haha. Some more Joe love and maybe a little foreshadowing?
I OWN NOTHING! I GET NOTHING EXCEPT FUN OUT OF WRITING THIS!
MrsAlyssaSangster- Thank you! As for Samara being with others, I'd say it is a viable option. Not giving out too much but, yeah, it will happen haha.
HazelNutBrownies- I'm gonna put my more out there chapters in a little separate story of outtakes because I have some wild stuff I wanna put them through that doesn't really follow the story line haha. I have to say Saraya is my favorite diva at the moment. She is gorgeous and wants to improve the Diva's division in strides that we've long forgotten apparently.
mayaswaggztvdtwilight123- Thank you lovie! Saraya will, if things play out right, definitely be involved in some way. I'm a little iffy about it because I know not all readers are a fan of f/f, but Samara is definitely into her.
Tatyasdias- Your reviews are always so amazing. =D I put a link in the A/N with a link to one picture, but it has a few more in the album if you go through it. But I can totally email you the rest of the good ones if you want!
Jade (Guest)- I have this total rivalry idea planned in my head and the diva's are close to split evenly. I'm not going to say who is with who, but I'm sure in the end they can all come to a truce. And hell yeah she can! XD I just see her as this closeted freak haha.
MsConCon- I haven't been to a show since I was like 11-12 so this was great! I agree that the house shows are awesome cause they can be more realistic. Of course on Raw or Smackdown Colby can't be all sexy and playful because that's not his character, but he really seems like he'd be a ton of fun. Just like Joe and Jon. I, not so secretly, plan after I have my son to get back into fitness and move to Troy in my state to join the Harley Race Academy to train as a wrestler! If watching it is so amazing, living it would be even better! Oh, did you know Colby and Marek Brave have an academy? That's my dream destination before going hopefully to ROH or FCW then NXT! It's gonna take years, but be so worth it! Anyway, enough about that! They really do love her. I think, even if they weren't completely supportive, they wouldn't be jerks about it because they know she's still fragile. Also, I'm glad you enjoy the smut scenes! I usually just go with the flow of something I've read or seen that's prompted a little spark, and I feel I could be much better, but it's a work in progress. So thank you so so much!
Thank you for the follows and favorites everyone! I am so appreciative of the reviews I have gotten! You all are great!
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The club was packed and I was suddenly reminded of the night Colby, Jon, and I had our first real threesome and Joe took that bartender to her place. A small smile crawled onto my face and I snickered at the thought of his reaction on missing the little event.
"What's so funny?" Trinity asked loudly over the music.
I blushed and shook my head.
"Drunk rambling thoughts," I joked, "Alcohol makes me more of a dunce than normal."
She rolled her eyes but grinned and nodded in understanding.
"Sometimes I wonder how Jonathan deals with me when I'm drunk, I spout some of the stupidest shit," she replied.
We crowd watched for a bit then she nudged me. I raised an eyebrow and followed her pointed finger to Renee dancing with Jon. I nibbled on my lip but said nothing, simply gave her a confused look.
"Aren't you gonna go stop it?" she asked finally.
"Nah, Renee isn't that bad; She hasn't been mean or anything to me, plus, it's Jon's choice," I replied, sipping my cranberry vodka, watching the two.
Even though I was envious, I wasn't blind. Renee was pretty and she seemed genuine in her kindness and even her attraction to Jon. Plus, I needed to trust them. Even if I wanted to push her away, I couldn't.
"Besides," I spoke, catching her attention, "That's not how our relationship works between us. If they want someone, they have freedom to do what they want, and I guess I do although I don't really need more than them."
"So you'd be fine if Renee fucked him?" she bluntly asked.
I shrugged and watched them, feeling just a tad bit jealous as he smiled at her, obviously having fun.
"Here's the thing, we all go home to the same place in the end. I can't force someone to love me and if they ended up loving someone else I would have to accept it. As it stands, we are fine just sexually involving other people, because we emotionally have all we want with each other. No one is perfect and it's human nature to be interested in others, so why trap someone. I mean, no offense to monogamy in any way! But-"
She grinned and nudged me.
"Rambling. But I understand I guess. I'd be pissed if Jonathan wanted another woman, but... as long as you all are happy that's all that matters."
I sighed and nodded with a smile.
"I am very happy, and I think they are too, at least I hope."
"What happens if you don't want them with someone?" she finally asked.
Chewing my lip in thought, I hesitated.
"I'd be honest, let them know; I'm sure if they knew I was really uncomfortable with a certain person, they would respect that. Like Danielle and Layla have been really rude and cruel, so I wouldn't want them involved in anyway, but that's the only reason I could see in being uncomfortable," I explained.
She gave a simple hmm then smirked.
"Is there anyone you want to screw other than your men?" she asked.
"Oh lord woman, you know I'm like a closeted whore right? It's probably easier to say who I don't want!"
"Okay, top five," she amended.
I took a second to sip my drink and gaze over the crowd that consisted of mostly the WWE roster.
"Based on looks alone..." I paused and thought hard, "Nick, Stephen, Benjamin, Jorge as in Sin Cara, and..."
I blushed and shrugged before saying, "Josh. I mean, I know he and Jon are twins, but I would never cross the personal line of someone in a relationship or married or-"
"It's fine, I know my man and his brother are fine," she teased.
Giving her a thankful smile, I finished my drink before leaning closer.
"Don't tell Joe, he'd probably get pissed. I made a joke about them once and he practically blew his top," I said softly, "I guess it's the whole family thing? Not that he'd be thrilled about me sleeping with anyone other than them three."
She chuckled and asked, "So, what about women?"
"Hmm, give me a minute," I replied, thinking over the Diva roster, "You won't be offended?"
She snorted and said, "I'm a straight married women honey, so no."
"Saraya is probably my number one. Um, Natalie, Catherine as in Lana, Bri, and Sarona when she doesn't have the whole Domme 'Gonna-kick-your-ass' look going on," I said with a slight laugh, "Ariane is pretty but kind of a bitch so I'm iffy on her"
"Hey baby, come dance!"
I looked up and saw Jonathan wrapped around Trinity, obviously a little buzzed as he kissed on his wife's neck. She had the grace to blush slightly and nudge him away.
"I'm having girl talk, give-"
"Go ahead," I said, gesturing with my drink, "Shoo, go dance, I'll be out there in a minute."
She gave me a questioning look and I gestured to the bathroom. She nodded and Jonathan thanked me with a grin as he pulled her off. They were really cute together. Setting my drink down, I started off with a slight wobble to my walk, giggling. I managed to correct myself and make it to the hall where the bathrooms were.
"I'm surprised there's no line," I mumbled to myself.
Suddenly arms went around my waist. I grinned and tried to guess which of my guys it was.
"Did you see me headed here horn dog?" I teased.
"Yes I did."
My body froze and I turned slightly in his tight grasp, seeing someone I didn't exactly recognize.
"Erm, who are you? No offense! My drinking brain is a little dumb," I said with a nervous laugh.
He smirked and I got chills. Something wasn't right.
"I'm Edwin, aka Primo or Diego," he said.
It took a second but I made a oh noise. He was part of Los Matadores.
"Why did you follow me?" I asked softly, not wanting to anger him.
I literally knew nothing about him. He could be nice and kind, or he could be like some of the worse men I've known.
"Every body knows about your little escapades Samara, how you have the former Shield wrapped around your finger and still sleep with whoever? Sounds like a... nice... setup. Who would believe the little Shield slut was raped? She wanted it," he said, voice getting darker and colder.
I shivered and frowned. He was taking the creepy route. While a part of me wanted to smack him, the bigger part of my knew that could be a bad decision.
"You're wrong, I think my cousin would have something to say about that, 'ey Edwin? Would you really want to incur the wrath of an Anoa'i? You know how me and my family are about what is ours. Remember what Jon did to you when you went after Trin?"
Relief flooded my body as Edwin let me go, glaring over my shoulder to who was obviously Josh.
"Fucking Samoans," he hissed as he walked off.
I let out a shaky breath and arms caught me as I nearly fell.
"Hey, you okay?" Josh asked quietly.
"Y-Yeah," I murmured.
Thanking him, I leaned against the wall and stared at my feet. He sighed and leaned across the hall from me, staring me down.
"You have the worst and best luck. You attract assholes, and yet managed to get saved just in time it seems," he said, with a small chuckle.
I sent him a thankful smile and nodded.
"Yeah, seems like it's always that way," I murmured.
"You gonna be okay in there?" he asked, nodding to the bathroom.
I swallowed my fear and nodded. I quickly did my business and washed up, surprised to see him waiting outside. He smiled and wrapped an arm around my shoulders.
"Uce would kill me if I let anything happen to you," he said, hugging me with a laugh, "A beautiful woman alone is enough of a target, but with your luck, I don't wanna chance anything."
Blushing, I elbowed him gently.
"Don't think I won't smack you if you keep teasing me," I murmured, looking away as he grinned.
I had to agree with Edwin on one thing. Damn Samoans. So beautiful and shit.
"Everything okay?" I heard the worried voice of Joe.
"Yeah, caught Edwin making a rather terrible pass at her and decided she was in danger alone," Josh explained, letting go.
"Thanks again," I said softly.
"No problem, you're family Samara," he said, "We help each other."
Joe let out a sigh and I buried myself partially in his side, enjoying it when he wrapped me in his arms and kissed my forehead.
"You're a trouble magnet," he joked.
"That's what I said! Oh..."
I looked up to see Josh walking off with a wave as he followed a blonde. I had to chuckle.
"I'm glad he was there, but why did you try to go off alone anyway?" Joe asked.
"I'm not defenseless, plus I didn't think anyone on the roster would... you know," I mumbled.
"From the beginning we've warned you that not all the men here are good people, that still stands," he said with a sigh, "Come on, come dance or something, stay in our eyesight."
I nodded in agreement and held tightly onto his hand as we walked onto the dance floor. To my surprise, a slower rock song came on. I listened for a second and realized it was In This Moment singing Sexual Hallucination. Colby ducked away from the DJ and I grinned.
"How'd I know he had something to do with this?" Joe sighed with a small smirk.
"Because he and I have the best music tastes in the WWE?" I joked.
He rolled his eyes but I wiggled from his grasp to turn and press my back to his chest. Moving slowly with the music, I danced against him, surprised when he actually joined in. Even though our movements were slow, they were more provocative than some grinding could be. My arms wrapped around his neck and into his hair while he ran his fingertips down my arms, brushing gently by my breasts and settling on my rib cage. I tilted my head back and stared into his beautiful eyes, pulling him into a soft kiss. I finally caught onto the verse and sang softly against his lips.
"This is what I crave
To be your slave
Red lips, Sinister tongue
It's my obsession, possession began"
His rumbling was quiet but I could feel it against my back as he brought me into a deeper kiss.
"No fair, I picked the damn song!"
I pulled back to flash Colby a smile and put out my hand. He smirked and took it, letting me pull him against me.
"Where's Jon?" Joe asked suddenly, "I'm about ready to get out of here."
"Somewhere with Renee," I replied, then gave him a confused look, "Why are we leaving?"
I gasped as he took my hips roughly in his hands and ground against my ass, pressing his cock delightfully hard into my cheeks.
"Because your damn singing and dancing made me hard woman," he growled against my ear.
Blushing slightly, I chewed on my lip and chuckled.
"I guess we should take care of that, huh?" I teased.
"You think?" he asked, smirking.
"Should I go get Jon then?" Colby asked, raising an eyebrow.
I kissed him gently and nodded. When he turned, I got a devious idea and smacked his ass.
"Ah! The hell Samara?!" he yelped.
His cute face was completely shocked and I grinned, swiftly pinching his ass before waving him off.
"Go on sexy, get Jon! We have some business to tend to at the hotel. I think if we don't get home soon, the beast is gonna-"
I was cut off as I moaned due to Joe's hands sliding to my waist and yanking me hard against his cock. His face buried in my hair, he growled lowly.
"Shut up and let him go baby girl," he demanded, "We can go wait in the car."
I nodded mutely and Colby smirked, diving into the crowd like a man on a mission. Joe held me tightly as he led me through the crowd to the door.
"You going already?!"
With a smile, I nodded to Saraya and Trinity who were leaning at the end of the bar, apparently waiting for drinks.
"Bed is calling," I half lied.
"Mm-hmm, sure it's the bed and not the man fondling you?" Trinity teased.
With a slight blush, I shrugged.
"A bed is still involved," I joked.
"We need to hang out soon! Like, just us! Text me tomorrow, we've just got house shows so I was just going to go straight to Chicago for Thursday's show. We can chill while the boys work," Saraya said.
I couldn't contain a grin and nodded eagerly.
"Sounds wonderful!"
Joe cleared his throat in my ear and I whimpered far back in my throat, turning red as he subtly ground again my ass again.
"Sorry guys, catch you later!" I said, hurrying out the door.
Before we could even get in the car, Joe nearly slammed me against the door, kissing me harshly. As our lips and teeth clashed, our lower bodies rocked to a messy rhythm. His growl filled my ears as he slid his hands under my ass, lifting me to trap his thigh between mine and pin me against the car. Then he began grinding hard, rubbing deliciously into my core. Fuck if he wasn't getting me close to cumming! I whimpered and dug my nails into his shoulders, pulling back to breathe.
"Fuck daddy, I- God I'm so close."
"I need you now baby," he groaned, kissing my neck.
My breaths turned into short, quiet gasps as I rode against his thigh. Hands tangled into his hair, I pulled him closer while whimpering and moaning his name.
"Fuck, can't do this, hold on baby," he muttered.
"Damn it- What are you- Oh!"
He stopped his motions but his hand dropped between us and I heard his zipper come down. Even through my drunken haze, I realized we were in a parking lot. Sure, it was on the edge of the town and only WWE people were here really, but still, it could-
"Fuck!"
I collapsed into his arms as he moaned, sliding home inside me.
"Joe, we're in a parking lot," I whispered, unable to really speak.
"Then be quiet Samara, I can't- fuck- I can't wait any longer, I need you," he growled.
He thrust in hard and I fell back against the car door, eye shutting to keep control on the little part of sanity I had.
"God damn you feel so good sunshine."
"Ooh!"
I could only moan and hold tightly onto him as he bit my neck hard, slamming our bodies roughly onto the car. I could feel my control slipping away as he muttered against my neck, being more vulgar than usual, and driving me over the edge.
"Cum Samara, I can't hold on baby, need you to- Oh yeah! Fucking tight baby, ngh!"
With his words, I decided to let it go and give into his demands. On his next thrust, bliss shot through my body like a firework, fast and hard.
"Oh my god Joseph, fuck baby, harder, yes! Oh Fuck!"
He groaned and his hips met mine roughly one last time before he stilled, panting against my neck.
"God I love you," he murmured.
I bit my lip and kissed the part of his cheek showing through his long, messy hair.
"I love you too Leati," I whispered.
Gently my feet met the ground and I winced slightly at the ache in my thighs. I blushed and fixed my skirt as I heard footsteps approaching, looking past Joe to see Colby and Jon talking. Colby caught my eye and I grinned as he winked.
"I see you all got started without us?" Colby asked with a smirk.
Joe chuckled and shrugged, pulling me into his side.
"Give me fifteen and I'll be good to go again," he said, "Perfect amount of time to get to the room."
I rolled my eyes with a blush and nudged him.
"Come on then beast, better get driving," I teased.
Before he could respond I got in the back seat and leaned against the door, resting my head back. I could hear someone getting in back and felt him crawl over me. As his lips brushed mine, I grinned and reached up, finding short, slightly curled hair.
"You look so damn beautiful after you cum, you know that cupcake?" Jon murmured huskily, "One of my favorite sights. Next to waking up next to you of course."
I giggled and opened my eyes, seeing his dimpled grin before he kissed me again.
"Well you all do it often enough so you'd better enjoy it," I teased, leaning up and kissing him softly.
He chuckled and I snagged his lip between my teeth, shivering as he moaned. His tongue slid out and licked my teeth and upper lip before I let his lip go.
"You're such a wonderful tease," he hissed.
"You love it," I whispered.
My legs spread and I grabbed his hips, pulling him close with a moan.
"Damn right I do!"