Cookie Recipe

Soren and Ruby stood in the dorm kitchen with a recipe book in Soren's hand while various baking ingredients were scattered along the counter in front of them.

Soren: Alright, first we need to crack two eggs.

Ruby smacked the egg against the bowl destroying the egg and sending bits flying all over the place.

Soren: Okay…next is flour, two cups.

Ruby tipped the bag over into the bowl but nothing came out to the confusion of the two of them; Ruby shook the bag lightly causing a sea of flour to pour out and cover both of them.

Soren: …Next is milk.

Ruby poured the milk into the bowl and both were surprised to find no issue in pouring the milk as the laws of the universe seemed to be against them on this endeavor.

Soren: Alright! Now we stir!

Ruby: Or…

Ruby reached for the bowl and took off running around the kitchen in a circle going faster and faster as her semblance kicked in. When she came to a stop she sent the bowl flying and watched as it landed on Soren's head. As Soren stood there in shock Ruby walked over and ran her finger over the dough on his face before tasting in.

Ruby: Hmm…needs more egg.

Soren: 'Sigh'

Ninja's of ooohh…

Alice: Hey Soren, can I borrow you're-

Alice came to a stop as she looked in the room of Team RWBY to see Ruby flipping through a book and scanning the pages with enthusiasm and awe.

Alice: Ruby what are you reading?

Ruby turned to Alice and showed her the cover of one of Blake's books, Ninja's of Love. As Ruby went back in to reading Alice looked over her shoulder and read alongside with her cheeks becoming increasingly redder and her eyes growing wider. Ruby flipped the book on its side pulling out a center fold making Alice turn to the red of a tomato and collapse onto the ground with a thud.

Ruby: Now that's a katana.

Alice: …It sure is…

Weapons are primed and…uh oh

Gareth and Yang stood in the courtyard facing each other with their weapons ready as the wind blew behind them. Gareth rushed forward first and took a swing as Yang back flipped and as she landed she thrust forward at Gareth as he blocked with his axe and spun knocking her fist away. Gareth cleaved at her and as he stuck into the ground he swung forward tossing dirt on Yang making her stumble onto the ground. Gareth dashed forward and pulled out his shotgun pointing it directly at Yang and with a smirk pulled the trigger.

'CLICK'

Gareth: Huh?

'CLICK, CLICK, CLICK'

As he continued to pull the trigger Yang stood up and gave a cocky smirk before cracking her knuckles making the color on Gareth's face drain as she pulled her fist back and shot forward with her gauntlet.

'CLICK'

Yang: …?

'CLICK, CLICK, CLICK'

Both looked at each other blankly before reeling their fists back and punching each other square in the jaw knocking both of them over.

FIIIILLLLTH!

Blake scrambled around her bookshelf in panic knocking almost every other book off the shelf in a blind fever as she shivered in fear.

Blake: Where is it? Where is it!?

Alice: 'Cough'

Blake looked over in shock to see Ruby and Alice both tapping their foot and giving Blake a glare as Ruby held Blake's Ninja's of Love book in her hand.

Blake: Is…Is that my book?

Alice: This is NOT a book!

Blake: Um…well-

Ruby: This is filth. FILTH!

Ruby quickly smacked Blake before they both walked away proudly.

Blake: Can I have it back please?

Ruby: Later!

Alice: I'm reading it first.

Ruby: No way! I found it!

Alice: Don't hog it! I'm older so I get to read it first!

Ruby: Not happening!

Ruby burst into rose petals and burst out the dorm room's door. At that moment Soren stood in shock before walking into the dorm.

Soren: Hey Alice, do you-

Alice: OUT OF MY WAY!

Soren was thrown against the wall as Alice burst past him and rushed down the hall as fast as she could. Soren slowly slid down the wall smacking with the ground with a thud.

Soren: Ughh…what just happened?

Blake: My booooooook…

It wasn't me…

Weiss searched through her dorm desk and gave various groans of disappointment as Lily passed by the entrance; she was currently scribbling in her journal while humming to herself before Weiss took notice.

Weiss: Hey Lily? Have you seen my pencils? I can't find them anywhere.

Lily: N-No, I've been pretty busy with all the exchange students coming in that I've been working round the clock to keep up with them. I've been going through pencils pretty quickly myself.

Weiss glared at Lily for a moment looking her up and down before staring at the pencil in her hand; it was an ice blue color with the Schnee dust company symbol on the wood.

Weiss: …Are you sure you haven't seen my penicls.

Lily: P-Pretty sure…

Weiss: …Are you positive?

Lily: Y-Y-Yes… 'whimper'.

Weiss: Then where did you get…THAT PENCIL!

Lily: Eep! Um…I-I-I-I-I-I…I GOT IT FROM BLAKE!

Weiss: I should have known! Time to go after that cat burglar! Thanks Lily.

Weiss shot out the dorm door screaming Blake's name in vengeance slowly getting farther away from Lily. Lily gave a sigh of relief before looking around carefully and reaching into Weiss's desk draw and pulling out a box of pencils before pocketing them and continuing to walk down the hall while humming to herself.

Teacher Tasks

Soren stood in front of Glynda's desk as she looked down at him with a serious expression.

Soren: What do you need today Ms. Goodwitch?

Glynda: Well today you'll be taking on a very important task. If not done properly then it could mean the death of me and the destruction of the whole school.

Soren: I will not let you down ma'am! What must I do?

Five minutes later the scene shifts to Soren giving Glynda a massage in her chair as she sat with a content smile and Soren rubbed her shoulders with a gruff look on his face.

Glynda: Ahhh…work between the shoulder blades please.

Soren: This is a blatant abuse of power.

Piñata!

Ruby swung at the piñata with the bat as Weiss pulled it out of her reach with each pull of the rope. As Ruby sulked away Nora came up and took a few swings at it but finding no luck even as she jumped and flailed wildly making the bat crack in half. Nora tossed the bat and stomped away as Gareth came up and spun the bat confidently; Gareth suddenly channeled everything into strength and speed before swinging with all his might and hitting the piñata sending it flying across the courtyard and over the cliff side as it gave a twinkle in the sky. Gareth turned back to the others and shrugged as the bat in his hand disintegrated into dust as the sound of something hitting the ground followed by growling and howling were in the air.

Teacher Task

Soren stood in front of Doctor Oobleck as the doctor took a sip from his coffee before leaning in and looking Soren in the eye.

Oobleck: Now Soren, what I'm about to ask you to do is essential to the pursuit of knowledge in this class and if not done correctly may result in catastrophe next class!

Soren: Don't worry sir! I will not let you down! I will preserve your pursuit of knowledge!

Oobleck: Very good! Now let us begin!

Soren: Right!

Five minutes pass and Soren gives a low growl as he pours the coffee beans into the filter and fills up the jug with water before placing it in the coffee maker and turning it on.

Oobleck: Make sure those beans are fresh! It would be bad to have old coffee!

Soren: Grrrrrrr…

Hide and…where are you?

Alice: Eight…nine…ten! Ready or not here I come!

Alice got off the bench and looked around before turning and looking behind the bench to see Lily sitting there and poking her.

Alice: Found you.

Lily: Aww…

Lily got up and sat down on the bench as Alice took another look around and suddenly stopped as the sound of snapping twigs filled the air and Gareth came plummeting out of a nearby tree onto the ground.

Alice: Um…found you?

Gareth: Everything hurts.

Gareth stood up and shook himself off before sitting down next to Lily. Alice stepped forward slowly and looked around each tree and over every bush before giving a huff.

Alice: Come on out Soren. You can't hide forever and you know it!

She turned around to look at Gareth and Lily who were snickering and gave them a confused look before quickly looking behind her after hearing the sound of muffled laughter behind her. As she turned Soren continued to stay at her back as she went in a full circle before Soren threw a rock. Once it hit the ground Alice did a full one-eighty clocking Soren with her head and sending him flying behind the bench Lily and Gareth were sitting on.

Alice: Found you! You can't run forever!

As she bolted after the noise Soren groggily stood up as Lily and Gareth laughed at him keeling over on the bench and rolling off it onto the floor as Soren collapsed onto his back.

Teacher Tasks

Soren stood in front of Professor Ports desk with a skeptical glare as Port looked down at him.

Port: Now Soren, I need your help in a very vital task.

Soren: …Uh-huh…

Port: Completion of this will be essential in order to keep our school in tip top shape!

Soren: …Okay…

Port: Is something wrong my young man?

Soren: …No…so what do you need? You've got my help!

Thirty minutes pass and Soren shakes angrily as he pulls a fully baked quiche out of the oven and brings it to Professor Port who sat at the table with a fork and knife while wearing a napkin. Soren set the quiche in front of him before Port stuck his fork in and took a bite out of the pastry.

Port: Hmm…not bad…but let's try again.

Soren took a deep breath before grabbing the quiche and slamming it on Port's head before stomping away.

Port: My word!

Junior Criminals

Alice and Gareth strolled down the streets of Vale enjoying the bright sunny day as Gareth enjoyed his snacks.

Alice: And so Ruby said, now that's a katana.

Gareth chuckled at her joke as he finished his bag of chips and tossed it towards the trash can; it brushed off the edge before falling slowly to the ground.

Sun: LITTERING!

Alice and Gareth shot around in surprise as Sun and Neptune stood a few feet away from them and glared intensely at both of them. As they rushed forward and dived at them Gareth pulled out his shotgun and Alice pulled out her katana as Gareth shot Sun back and Alice struck Neptune sending him face first into the pavement. They quickly got back up and glared at both of them.

Neptune: So you're resisting arrest I see!

Sun: Time to bring out the heavy artillery!

Sun pulled out a small stun gun and pulled the trigger hitting Gareth and making him spasm as the shockwaves covered his body and sending him falling to the ground.

Alice: Isn't a stun gun a little excessive!?

Lily: Stooooopppp!

Lily burst through and reached for Gareth holding him as he sat moaning on the ground.

Lily: There's no need for this much force! Can't we all just get along? If you won't listen to them then listen to an innocent person like me.

Neptune: Aren't you the culprit who's been stealing pencils all over town?

Sun: Yeah…he's right!

Lily: …CHEESE IT!

Alice, Gareth and Lily all rushed past Neptune and down the street as fast as they could as Neptune and Sun chased after them.

Teacher Task

Soren stood in front of Headmaster Ozpin and tapped his foot impatiently as Ozpin took a sip from his mug and looked down at Soren with a serious expression.

Ozpin: Soren, I have a task for you and I need you to complete this in order to avoid as much damage as possible. Live's hang in the balance.

Soren: No wait, let me guess. You need me to clean your room, or mow you lawn, or refill your impossible to determine mug of beverage choice! Well guess what!? I'm sure you can figure it out yourself! I'm going back to my dorm, thank you very much!

Soren stomped away and entered the elevator as it closed and took him down from the office. Ozpin stood there in shock before the sound of a Nevermore's cry was heard behind him and he turned to see the beast in question flying away with Jaune gripped in its talons as he cried and flailed uselessly. Ozpin gave a small sigh before taking a sip from his mug to see it was empty.

Ozpin: And I really needed more for my mug.

Fun with magnets

Lily and Pyrrha sat on Pyrrha's bed giggling and talking before Lily went into deep thought.

Lily: Hey Pyrrha, your semblance is polarity right?

Pyrrha: Yes, why?

Lily: I was just wondering if you were positive or negative.

Pyrrha: What?

Lily: Well, polarity is pretty open and you can't be both negatively and positively charged so I was wondering which polarity you had?

Pyrrha: Um…I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.

Jaune: Hey Pyrrha, look what I found outside? It's a magnet.

Pyrrha: Eep! Keep that way from me!

Pyrrha shot her hands forward sending Jaune flying backwards into their dorm wall as the magnet stayed where it is in the air. When Pyrrha stopped the magnet started to fly at Pyrrha making her jump out the window and run across the courtyard as the magnet chased after her.

Lily: Huh…I guess she's both after all.

Lily giggled to herself before jumping off Pyrrha's bed and skipping down the hallway as Jaune slumped to the ground and the sound of Pyrrha screaming could be heard in the distance.

Study Sessions

Soren walked through the courtyard looking through his notebook; he scratched his head furiously and crossed by a bench that Weiss and Alice were sitting on. As Soren grumbled they looked up at him before stepping in front of him and stopping him making him notice them.

Alice: What's wrong Soren?

Weiss: You look pensive.

Soren: Well the next big test in Peach's class and I'm trying to get a grasp on the material.

Both of the girls gave off a mental ding and their eyes widened with a smile.

Alice: Well I can help you if you'd like. Two head are better than one.

Weiss: Well I actually know what Peach went over so I could probably give you a better summary.

Alice and Weiss glared at each other for a moment as Soren looked over his notes.

Alice: Well I know how Soren thinks so I could give him a better summary.

Weiss: Really? When you yourself can't grasp the full material. While I have full understanding of what she was talking about AND got an A on the pop quiz she gave out yesterday.

Alice: Well I got a…C…but that just means I can dumb it down for him easier!

Soren: Is that an insult?

Alice: Not now Soren!

Alice turned back to Weiss and sparks began to fly between their eyes.

Weiss: Just back off Alice. It's better that way.

Alice: Sorry but that's not going happen!

Soren: Why don't we all study together?

Alice & Weiss: WHAT!?

Soren: Yeah, we can all study together as a group…let's invite the others too!

Suddenly Weiss and Alice reeled back and slapped Soren across both his cheeks sending him spiraling backwards onto the ground.

Alice & Weiss: IDIOT!

Alice and Weiss stomped away together as Soren lied on the ground in a pain and daze. Off in the corner Gareth and Yang were rolling on the floor laughing as they pointed at Soren.

Friendship Chain

Ruby and Weiss sat in the library with a book in front of their faces. As they sat there Lily crossed by them with a mountain of books in her hands; she scrambled form side to side trying to stop the stack from toppling. As she took another step she suddenly tripped over Zwei and sent the entire stack on top of Ruby and Weiss and making them drop their book.

Lily: Ow…sorry guys I-

Lily stopped her apology and looked at their wrists to see they were connected by a pair of handcuffs.

Lily: Um…why are you two-

Weiss: It's all Ruby's fault!

Ruby: Weiss didn't like my friendship bracelet.

Weiss: We're trying to remove them but we aren't having any luck.

Gareth: Well maybe you don't know enough about handcuffs.

Everyone jumped slightly as Gareth seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

Ruby: Where did you come from!?

Gareth: I just walked in. Now in order to get rid of those cuffs were going to need more handcuffs!

Gareth reached into his pocket and pulled out two pairs of handcuffs and Weiss sighed.

Weiss: Where are you people getting handcuffs?

Gareth: Army surplus store. Sun introduced me to it. Alright Lily, come help me out.

Lily nodded and stepped in as Gareth started to work his magic on the handcuffs. A blur of smoke came up and once it cleared Gareth stood proudly as he was now handcuffed in a full circle with Lily, Weiss and Ruby.

Gareth: …unfortunately I don't know enough about handcuffs either.

Weiss: You made this so much worse!

Ruby: This. Is. Awesome!

Weiss: I beg to differ!

Lily: Ditto…'whimper'.

Master Chefs

Alice cleared her throat and looked out at the line of meals made by the girls in the dorm; it was Lily & Gareth, Pyrrha & Jaune, Cinder & Mercury, Blake & Sun, Nora & Ren and Ruby on the end. Alice stepped in front of Lily & Gareth and looked down at a single serving of ramen.

Alice: 'Slurp'…not bad…is this instant ramen?

Lily: N-No...yes.

Gareth shrugged and Alice moved over to Pyrrha & Jaune to see a tray of brownies and took one off before biting into it.

Alice: Hmm…not bad…I think there's a metal after taste.

Alice took another bite and suddenly stopped as she spit out a small metal ball bearing before looking at both of them in confusion.

Pyrrha: Oh…I'm sorry.

Jaune: Huh, so that's where my marbles went.

Alice stepped over and stood in front of Cinder & Merucry who had a slab of burned meat in front of her. Reluctantly Alice poked her fork into a piece and chewed it as it crunched between her teeth.

Alice: It's…a bit overcooked.

Cinder shrugged as suddenly a blast of fire came out and she hastily shoved them behind her back and Mercury laughed at Cinder making her stomp his foot making him scream. Alice moved on and stood in front of Blake & Sun who had a plate of raw fish and bananas in front of them.

Alice: Well…Blake this is a cooking contest…this food is raw.

Blake: But that's when they taste the best.

Sun: Yeah, you don't cook banana.

Alice: I…I'm sure you're right.

Alice moved on as Blake sulked into her plate. Alice stepped in front of Nora & Ren and looked down to see an empty plate with only crumbs on it.

Alice: …Where is your dish?

Nora: I don't know…'BURP!'

Ren: 'Sigh'

Alice: …Never mind, seems I got my answer.

With a sigh Alice moved onto Ruby & Soren to see a plate of cookies and gave a sigh of relief until she saw the design on the cookie, it was a dog's behind.

"Sooooo…what do you think?" Alice took a deep breath before dropping the clipboard and walking away without looking at either of them.

Ruby: Does nobody understand my vision!?

Soren reached for a cookie and took a bite.

Soren: They taste good, and the dog butt is a nice image.

Ruby: Thank you.

Soren: Anybody want a dog butt cookie?

As Soren held the plate out everyone took a step back and he gave a confused look out to all of them.

Soren: Why does nobody want a butt cookie?

As he said that Ruby snickered before falling on the floor laughing.

Soren: What? Why doesn't anyone want a butt cookie!?

Ruby: AAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pancake Wars

Soren walked down the hallway proudly spinning a frying pan and holding all the ingredients for pancakes in his mixing bowl. He hummed to himself as the stepped past the threshold to the kitchen and stopped immediately once he saw Ren was preparing everything to make his own pancakes and gave a low growl before approaching him.

Soren: So…I see you're making pancakes.

Ren: Yep.

Soren: …Well maybe you didn't realize but I make the pancakes around here.

Ren: Well…everyone has their own opinions.

Once he said that he gave Soren a glare which he returned and a tumble Zwei passed through the kitchen.

Soren: …You will not defeat me!

Soren quickly started preparing his ingredients as Ren did the same.

Ren: I do not plan to lose to you or anyone!

Once both of them had their batter ready they started preparing pancakes as fast as they could. With every pancake they made they quickly flipped in behind them and started up another pancake until both of them had run out of batter to use.

Soren: Alright…now for the taste test.

Ren: I shall grab the syrup.

Soren: Oh no you don't, I know for a fact you're going to use all the syrup before I can add it to mine and therefore take away from the flavor!

Ren: …

Ren leaped for the syrup as Soren grabbed his legs sending them both crashing to the floor. Ren gripped the counter and grabbed the syrup before rushing to the plates as Soren chased him. They both came to a grinding halt and both gave shocked expressions as they looked at two empty plates with Nora sucking her fingers before looking at both of them and grabbing the syrup from Ren's hand and skipping away.

Soren and Ren: …'whimper'.

Both Ren and Soren collapsed to the ground in defeat before an empty bottle of Syrup bounced off of Soren's head.

Pillow Warfare

Soren, Alice and Lily all sat in the library enjoying their individual reading choices with Soren reading a Camp Camp comic while Alice read The Man with Two Souls she had borrowed from Blake and Lily was enjoying a book of Remnant Fairytales. Gareth slid in front of all three of them catching their attention.

Gareth: Guys! I just learned about a new type of pillow fighting from Ruby!

Soren: Pillow fighting?

Alice: Aren't we a little old for that?

Gareth: Not by Team RWBY standards! Now come on! We've got to try this!

All three of them shrugged before closing their books and following Gareth to wherever he was leading them.

An hour later the scene shifted to the ballroom where three different pillow forts were set up with random pillows scattered across the floor. At one base Ruby spied out of the top of it with a pair of binoculars and squinted across the room at Gareth who glared back at her before sliding down to the base of the fort where Soren, Alice and Lily were waiting.

Gareth: Alright! Right now Ruby and her group have their eyes set on us. Now we can either make an alliance with Jaune and his group or shift the focus onto them by launching an attack in their name.

Alice: This…is definitely not what I was expecting.

Soren: Ditto. But I recommend a peace treaty be formed between all three of us.

Gareth: That's the coward's way out!

Soren: No! I hear JNPR is working on a nuclear pillow and I'd rather not be on the receiving end of that attack!

Lily: I don't want to die!

Gareth: Alright then, we'll just have to break into their fort and steal it to use for ourselves!

Nora: Alright! Time to meet your makers!

Everyone moved to the top of their forts to see Nora holding a giant pillow that looked ready to burst from the amount of feathers stuffed into it.

Lily: Seems we're a bit late on that plan.

Nora: We demand your total surrender or we shall unleash the nuclear pillow upon the battle field.

Weiss: That's insane! You'd be blown up along with us!

Nora: We're willing to take that risk!

Jaune: NO WE'RE NOT!

Ren: She's taken complete control of the army.

Pyrrha: Just do what she says!

Ruby and her team huddled together and chattered for a minute before looking back to Nora.

Ruby: We're willing to negotiate.

Gareth: Well I'm not!

Alice: Gareth, shut up!

Gareth: We either win or die!

Nora: That's what I like to hear! Bonzai!

Nora threw the pillow at the center of the room and as it bounced off the ground at exploded form the seams and sent a cloud of feathers that hit everyone in the room sending them flying backwards and into the wall. When it finally stopped everyone slumped to the ground with collective groans as Nora got up and gave a hearty laugh.

Nora: Let's do that again!

Everyone: NO!

Nightly Rituals

Soren and Weiss stood in front of the bathroom mirror and grabbed their toothbrushes before reaching for their toothpastes and brushed their teeth before gargling and spitting into the sink.

Alice: Hurry up you two!

Alice stood by the door tapping her foot impatiently as Soren and Weiss could be heard scrambling to finish up before both stumbling out the door.

Soren: There, better?

Alice looked both of them up in down with a cold stare as she saw Weiss was wearing Soren's simple pajamas of gray shirt and shorts while Soren was wearing Weiss's sleeping gown.

Alice: …You might want to try that again.

They both looked at each other before screaming and rushing back into the bathroom.

Alice: 'sigh'…Idiots.

Goodnight

As Soren laid down in his sleeping bag he watched as Alice, Gareth and Lily did the same and team RWBY laid down in their beds.

Soren: Goodnight Ruby.

Ruby: Goodnight Soren. Goodnight Weiss.

Weiss: Goodnight Ruby. Goodnight Alice.

Alice: Goodnight Weiss. Goodnight Blake.

Blake: Goodnight Alice. Goodnight Gareth.

Gareth: Goodnight Blake. Goodnight Yang.

Yang: Goodnight Blake. Goodnight Soren.

Soren: Goodnight Yang.

Mary: Goodnight everyone.

Everyone shot up from their beds and looked at where the voice originated to see a girl with green hair waving to them before slumping back in their beds.

Soren: Goodnight Mary.

Everyone shot up again after realizing that she wasn't supposed to be there to see an empty corner where she had been standing. Brushing it off they all rolled back over and fell asleep as the sound of female giggling filled the quiet air ending the night.