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A/N- OK! OK! STOP YELLING! I GET IT! I UPDATED! So I'm sorry I'm a little late but this is the…YEAR- AVERSARY CHAPTER! I'm late because I was on vacation and I just got back and there were no computers. Anyway thanks for the people who have been sticking to this story from the beginning and to those who have just started! PLEASE REVIEW!
Chapter 24- Chaos
Renesmee
CRASH
POUND
SLAM
WHACK
BOOM
"UGGG!"
SLAP
CRASH
WHACK
"OPEN UP!"
WHAM
WHACK
CRASH
BOOM
WHAM
Ah, the satisfying sounds of people trying to get into the bathrooms that were locked. Mwahahahahahahahahaha! …I'm spending WAY to much time with Aunt Alice…
Cami stood by me looking alarmed in the frantic dash to bathrooms.
"Don't worry, we played a little prank." I assured her as my family disappeared into the crowd of frantic kids to go do their jobs.
"You're family plays way to many pranks!" She exclaimed "Wait! Did you play the prank on me?" Cami asked frantically
"No, you didn't drink anything, right?"
"No…what did you do to the drinks?" She asked suspiciously
"Let's just say that we put something in all the drinks AND we made sure that Ariana and Adrienne had a lot to drink while they are in the principal's office with Rosalie." I had a devil's smirk on my face.
"Um…Ok…anyway…you coming over tonight?"
"Yeah, so do you wanna help out?"
"With what?"
"Our plan! Duh!"
"Sure! What do I have to do?"
"We'll see…"
Just then everyone gave up on trying to open the doors and they fled outside.
"What I have to do won't get my outfit dirty, right?" Cami asked looking nervously at it. She was wearing light skinny jeans, a white tube top with a green flower design on it, green converse, some cute jewelry, and her pink and white tote bag.
"Hahaha! Don't worry! The messy stuff is Emmett's job! I like your outfit though." I giggled then winked.
"Thanks!" Cami said after laughing a little and messing with her hair.
I looked at her hand and saw a green and silver ring that sort of looked like a leaf.
"That's a really cool ring." I complimented
"Oh, this? Thanks." Cami pulled it half way off and messed with it a bit. Then a couple of kids ran by and slammed into us.
"Are you freaking kidding me?" Cami yelled
"Are you ok?" I asked
"No! I lost my ring! I really need it, can you please find it?" Cami scrambled around frantically searching for her ring.
I noticed something in her eyes. They weren't the usual bright light green. They had dulled down to a hazel. I let it go for now and looked for her ring. I saw it a couple feet away and I grabbed it and gave it to her.
"Here you go!"
"Thank you so much!" She exclaimed, breathless.
As she put it on she nervously messed with it around her finger. As soon as she stopped her twitch her eyes became the usual bright color.
"Ok…" I said slowly wondering if what I saw actually happened.
"What?" Cami asked
"Your eyes…" I started
"What about my eyes?" Cami asked concerned.
"Never mind…" I shook my head.
I saw Cami playing around with her ring again.
"So what's so special about that ring that you needed it? Come to think of it I never see you without that ring on…" I asked a few seconds later.
Cami stopped playing with the ring and said,
"Oh…um…this ring was given to me by someone very close to me and I get nervous without it. You could even call it my lucky ring." Cami laughed nervously
"Loch Ness Monster…calling Loch Ness Monster…" I heard Aunt Alice's voice coming from somewhere.
I looked around and found where the voice was coming from; it was one of the administrator's walkie talkies that they must have dropped in their mad dash for a bathroom. I limped over, picked it up, and asked,
"Alice did you steal the administrators walkie talkies?"
I waited for an answer. After a few seconds of silence I talked through the walkie talkie again,
"Alice…Alice…Alice…oh Alice are you there. Alice?"
Silence again. I finally got mad and yelled,
"Alice!"
"There is no Alice here that I know of." Aunt Alice said calmly
I rolled my eyes finally getting it. I gritted my teeth and replied,
"Loch Ness Monster to Perky Pixy."
"Yes?" Aunt Alice finally answered.
"So did you?" I asked again
"Did I what?"
"Steal the administrator's walkie talkies?"
"This is Barbie with Attitude and I know I did." Aunt Rose's voice came through.
"Loch Ness Monster to Barbie with Attitude is Vitamin D still there." I chuckled at the name Uncle Emmett had come up for Mrs. Vites.
"Let's just say she had to leave in a hurry." Aunt Rose said evilly.
"So what did you want?" I asked Aunt Alice
"What did who want?" Aunt Alice asked
Oh My God, Aunt Alice and her annoying persistency.
"Perky Pixy what did you want?"
"Better. Anyways I wanted to tell you that the building is clear and we are now proceeding into phase two of our plan."
"Ok over and out." Remembering the other rule Aunt Alice came up with.
Then I turned to Cami,
"Ok so this is where you can help me, we need to lock all the doors with these keys so nobody can get back in." I pulled out two rings filled with keys and handed one to Cami.
"Got it!" Cami said as she took the ring of keys.
"You have the far side of the building and I'll take this side since I can't walk that far with this on me." I pointed at my cast.
"Yeah, that's tough!" She said sympathetically.
"Oh and take this so we can meet up later." I tossed her another walkie talkie aside from the one I had.
I limped away toward the nearest door.
As I got to the first door I heard Uncle Emmett talking through my walkie talkie.
"This is Grizzly Bear calling for Loch Ness Monster!"
"This is Loch Ness Monster." I responded
"Hey, uh do you want me to use the two cougars that you hu-" I cut Uncle Em off.
"Just so you know Cami is here with me." I warned him just in case he said something that gave us away as vampires.
"Oh, thanks. So do you want me to use the cougars or get something else?" He asked
"Just use them, no need to waste time." I answered
I kept moving along, locking doors. After a couple minutes I heard Uncle Emmett again.
"She needs a name."
"Huh?"
"You know Cami!"
"I'm still confused."
"Cami, she needs a nickname!"
"Ugh!" I groaned. Uncle Emmett took forever to come up with nicknames. It took hours just to come up with like eight.
"Please!" He begged
"Fine, but quickly!" I sighed after about three minutes of his pleas.
"Uh…hmmm…It could be Gr-…No…Um…how's about…no…It could be Clo-…No…What about…no…OH! No…Or! No! Uh…Hmmm…B-…Blon-…No…Ohh! Ugh! No! How's about…Uh…It could be…No…Um…Li-…Uggg…No!"
"Just give the girl a damn nickname!" I heard Aunt Rose scream in the background.
"Fine! How's about…" Uncle Emmett got lost in thought.
"Just call me C.C." I heard Cami put in.
"As in…?" Uncle Em asked
"As in Cami Catherwood!"
"Oh, that's fine."
"How come C.C. gets to pick her own nickname!" Mom complained through the walkie talkie.
"Oh, come on! Klutzy B4 is a perfectly fine nickname." Uncle Emmett told her.
"But I'm not a klutz any more!"
"That's the point of the B4!" Uncle Em enunciated the B4 part.
"You know Klutzy B4 is right." Dad agreed with Mom.
"Don't call me that!" Mom shrieked
"Well it is your nickname and we don't want to give ourselves away." Dad responded
"Whatever you say, Sparkle Princess, Princess Face!"
Oooooooh! That was a good one! I'm so proud of Mom!
"Don't call me that!" Dad growled
"Don't call me Klutzy B4!"
"!" Uncle Emmett was laughing hysterically.
"Shut it, Grizzly Bear." Dad snarled
"I'll try Sparkle Princess, Princess Face."
"I'm changing my nickname to Piano Player."
"Ok, so P.P. it is."
"Don't call me that!"
"Sure thing Sparkle Princess, Princess Face."
"It's Paino Player!"
"Got it, P.P.!"
"Don't call me that!"
"Make up your mind! It's either P.P or Sparkle Princess, Princess Face. " Uncle Emmett exclaimed
"Just call me P.P." Dad growled
Mom was cracking up by now. "You know, I'm ok with Klutzy B4 now!"
"Why is it that everyone has a good nickname and I don't!" Dad protested
"Just get over it! Now where is EMOtional?" Uncle Emmett asked
"Really, I'm EMOtional?" Uncle Jasper sighed in exasperation.
"It's better then P.P. or Sparkle Princess, Princess Face." Dad muttered
"True…Grizzly Bear, Barbie with Attitude, Perky Pixy, EMOtional, Loch Ness Monster, C.C., and Klutzy B4 are all better then your nickname!" Uncle Jasper agreed
I laughed silently to my self then turned down the volume on the walkie talkie so I didn't have to hear their endless drabble on nicknames. When I was done locking all the doors, I met up with Cami.
"Could you like…I dunno…Explain your plan!" Cami exclaimed
"Ok! Ok!" I agreed "Well we put laxatives in all the drinks throughout the school."
"That explains everyone trying to get into the bathrooms."
"Mhmm…And we locked all the restrooms."
"I see…"
"And when everyone left to try to go outside or find a bathroom nearby, we locked the doors." I motioned to Cami and myself.
"Aha…and now what?" Cami asked
"Now we have fun!" I smiled evilly.
Emmett
I sprinted home laughing and I was there in about half a minute. Oh, how I loved to mess with Eddie! Oops! I mean Sparkle Princess, Princess Face…or was it P.P…Hmmm I can't remember…I'll just call him Sparkle Princess, Princess Face goes P.P.! Hahahahahahahahaha!
I slowly entered the backyard hoping Esme wasn't home. Luckily she wasn't…probably out buying some antiques to decorate the house with.
I picked up the cougars that Nessie had killed…what was it…yesterday?
I slung them on my back and muttered "Damn it!" When I remembered I still haven't completed the kiss because it wasn't long enough and I had to get Nessie her new car! Ugh! I need to have another bet with her so she has to kiss Alan on her 'date!'
I ran back to school with the cougars and was in the building in no time. I took out my key, unlocked the door that Nessie had locked, and walked in whistling, with the cougars on my back, when I heard a scream and a thump.
A teacher had fainted right in front of me. Oh well…I'll deal with that later. I stepped over her twitching, quivering, body and hung the cougars on the doorway.
"EEEEEEEHHHHHHH! AHHH!" I heard a girly scream and turned around. I started cracking up when I saw that the scream had come from a dude.
"Omg! Like I hate cougars! They are like my fear! Eeeeeep!" He exclaimed in a super girly voice…
I went behind one of the cougars and moved its paw so it looked like it was attacking or something.
"RAWR!" I growled
"EEEEEEEHHHHHPPPPP!" He shrieked… like a girl … and fainted. Humans are so weak!
Ha! The look on his face was priceless though.
And now the cougars were useless! I grabbed them, ran into the woods, tossed them, and ran back.
A second later the first lady who fainted started to stir.
"C-cougars…blood…kid…lift?" She thought aloud.
"Are you ok?" I asked
"Uh…w-what happened?"
"You fainted."
"I-I saw…cougars…two…dead!"
"You must have hit your head real hard after you fell."
"No! I know I saw cougars! And you had them on your back!"
"You might not want to tell the therapists that or they'll send you to the looney bin! Now go rest that little head of yours!" I said and she stumbled away.
The girly guy woke up soon after she left.
"Are you ok?" I asked
"T-there…there was a c-cougar t-that attacked me!"
"What cougars?" I wondered innocently
"I swear they were there! I know it! And they are out to get me!"
"Oh, no they're not. You just get some rest." I walked away then I ran back quickly a few seconds later and growled in my best cougar voice, "Seven days…"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M GONNA DIE!" He shrieked and ran out of the school.
I walked over to the door and relocked it then I skipped away to find Alice.
Rosalie
No one was in the parking lot yet, they were all in the back of the school which was a forest. I had to do my job quickly before they started heading to their cars to try to find a bathroom. I sped to each car and ripped something important out of each one. Engines, accelerators, gears, batteries, carburetors, etc. After I was done with every car, except for ours of course and Cami's, I took the pile of now useless junk and crushed it all together and recycled it. Look at me being all environment friendly. I hid behind a nearby tree as I heard people start to run for their cars.
"My car won't start!"
"My car won't move!"
"AHH! MY CAR WON'T BRAKE!" I let out a silent evil laugh. The guy who yelled that jumped out of his car just in time as the car crashed into a tree.
I cackled loudly this time and hopped out of the tree.
Alice
"Hey, Seth!" I chirped through my cell phone.
"Hey, Alice! How's it been in Alaska?" Seth asked
"Eh…pretty good!"
"Nice! You haven't called in a while."
"I know! I kinda miss you."
"Well I kinda miss you, too."
We both laughed.
"So…Seth could you do me a huge favor?"
"Depends what it is…"
"All you have to do is get over here really fast and scare some people in wolf form!"
"I-"
"Great! You'll do it…right? Oh and where are you right now?"
"I'm in Canada…near the border of Alaska."
"Perfect! Start heading to Fairbanks right now! And fast!"
"Fine! But till we hang up I'm running in human form."
"Wait! Why are you in Canada anyway?"
"I'm just getting some…Canadian bacon…And why can't Jake help you?"
Hmm…Couldn't Seth hear Jacob's thoughts with their wolf telepathy thing? And he had to run all the way to Canada for ham…hahaha!
"Oh…he can't help…"
"Why?"
I looked to Emmett for help.
He grabbed the phone from my hand.
"Because he is a…uh…guinea pig!" Emmett said urgently
I smacked him. Really a guinea pig?
"Really a guinea pig?" Seth asked taking the words from my mind.
"Yea…a guinea pig." I growled and glared at Emmett. "He's been having this…disease or something and every time he sneezes or coughs or breathes he turns into a guinea pig… Yea so he's staying home because of that." I made up as I went along.
"Oh."
"Well a guinea pig isn't very scary so I'm gonna hang up so you can get over here really quick."
"I'm almost in Alaska, bye."
"Bye." I hung up.
"That went well!" Emmett exclaimed in a really high voice and put his hand up for a high five.
"Yeah!" I answered sarcastically. "And so did the Bay of Pigs Invasion!" I hit him again, several times. "He's a guinea pig! You are an idiot!"
"Ow! But wait…The Bay of Pigs Invasion failed…"
I just shook my head and walked away to our next task with Emmett following behind me, confused.
Renesmee
Cami and I took the elevator up to the roof since I couldn't take the stairs. On the roof of the school we met up with Aunt Alice and Uncle Emmett. Aunt Alice looked kind of worried.
"What's the matter Alice?" I asked her.
"I don't know if Seth will get here fast enough since I can't…" She stopped and looked at Cami. "You know." Aunt Alice finished.
I'm pretty sure she meant she couldn't see werewolves or…me.
"Seth?" Cami wondered aloud.
"Oh, Seth is a friend from back in Forks where we lived before." I answered
"So what are we gonna do to delay them before Seth gets here?" I pointed down to the frantic of people in the parking lot and forest below.
Aunt Rose had done an amazing job with the cars.
"We are gonna make it hail." Aunt Alice smirked
"Uh…we can't control the weather." I pointed out
"Yes, but I do know how to get my hands on three hundred forty pounds of ice." Aunt Alice smiled wickedly.
She stepped aside and behind her was a huge pile of ice, varying in different sized chunks. I was surprised I hadn't seen it behind her tiny form.
"Um…ok so what do we do now?" Cami asked
"We throw." Aunt Alice stated simply as she tossed a chunk of ice in the air and caught it. Aunt Alice grabbed a handful of ice and went to the edge of the roof. Uncle Emmett did the same and they started chucking ice without being seen by the people below.
I shrugged after Cami gave me a 'She's crazy look' then we both grabbed ice and did the same as Uncle Em and Aunt Alice.
"Gimme some ice, Babe." Aunt Rose said as she walked onto the roof. Uncle Emmett tossed her some ice and she caught it expertly.
She walked next to me and looked down as if looking for a certain person.
"Die bitches, die." Aunt Rose muttered quietly. I heard a scream and a thud. I looked down to see that Ariana was getting up from the ground as she rubbed her head.
I laughed silently but burst into fits of laughter when Adrienne tried helping Ariana get up but they both slipped on ice and fell on their asses again. Cami let out a subtle giggle and Aunt Rose just kept dropping ice on them.
"I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU ALL! I TOLD YOU THE NEXT ICE AGE WAS COMING! AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Some nerdy guyed yelled as he ran around trying to avoid all the ice we were throwing.
I took aim on him and pelted ice at him till he was on the ground still yelling about the atmosphere and some other shit.
Uncle Emmett and Aunt Alice started singing "Let it hail, let it hail, let it hail!" To the tune of "Let it snow."
"NOW I HEAR VOICES!" A red-headed teacher exclaimed. "AND THEY SING HORRIBLY!"
Uncle Emmett yelled, "I do not! My voice is like an angel's!" as he pelted her with ice.
"I'M GOING INSANE!" The teacher screamed again.
Right before we ran out of ice, I saw Seth appear in wolf form and start growling and roaring.
"Is that Seth!" Cami exclaimed through screams below.
"Um…yes…no…well kinda…Yea…That is Seth but his…trainer…Leah is hiding back behind those trees. Leah trains different animal but especially wolves." I made up as I pointed to a group of trees.
"Oooh! OK! So can I meet Leah?" Cami asked
I looked at Uncle Emmett for help. "No…no you can't sorry. Leah…Leah doesn't like other people." Uncle Em said
"She likes you, doesn't she?"
"Well yes…kinda but I mean…she doesn't like…blondes."
"Rosalie is blonde!"
"She doesn't like Rosalie." Uncle Emmett answered slowly.
Well that was true…
"Oh…"
Seth was currently chasing people in circles as they screamed and cried. I saw Uncle Jasper behind a tree, using his power to hype up everyone's emotion to be petrified with fear. Seth then jumped over the nerdy kid from before and stalked forward. He shrieked and fell on the ground. Seth came close to his face then he…started licking the nerds face all over.
"AHH! I'm gonna die! To. Many. Germs!" He gasped the last part and then collapsed on the ground. Wimp much?
Seth moved on to someone else and did the same. Just then the nerd reached in his pockets and took out the oldest looking phone I've ever seen in my life.
"Police? Yes I need Animal Control! There is a giant wolf attacking!" He yelled into the phone.
I guess the police heard all the screaming and believed him since the kid said "Thanks" and "Be here soon!"
"Shit" I muttered.
I let out a low whistle, yet loud enough for Seth to hear and look up at me.
"The cops are coming. You better head out. You can go eat your Canadian bacon." I said in a soft voice and I added the last part with a snicker.
"Yeah! Go eat your Canadian bacon which is really just ham!" Uncle Emmett also added and we all laughed.
Seth growled yet ran back into the woods. Aunt Alice must've told Mom and Dad that the cops were on their way through the walkie talkie because a moment later Mom and Dad appeared on the roof. Wow, I'm really unobservant today.
"We better get out of here." Dad pointed out the obvious. "Oh, and Seth said that it's good ham."
We dashed out of there…well I was carried out…and Cami started asking questions.
"How did Seth know to get out?" She wondered
"Oh…when I whistled Leah has him trained to leave when he hears a whistle. Like a clap means to…roll over…" Cami nodded her head like it made sense.
"But wait! Why did you tell him about the cops?"
"I was telling Leah about the police."
"But wait! How could she hear you?"
"She read my lips…"
"But wait! What was that about the bacon?"
"Leah feeds Seth Canadian bacon when he is good."
"But wait! How did your brother know what Seth said?"
"He guessed…"
"Bu-"
Uncle Emmett cut her off. "More running, less questions!"
We arrived at Uncle Em's Range Rover and Dad's Volvo which were parked in the very back where no one was. Uncle Emmett carried me to his car and lifted me into it. Cami jogged off to her green Beetle and hopped inside.
"See you tonight!" She waved then drove away.
Dad and Mom climbed into the Volvo and everyone else got into the Range Rover. We sped home still laughing about today's events, though we didn't even get to finish since the police were called. The police, an animal control truck, and an ambulance went right past us, sirens and all, and didn't even stop us or notice our speeding. They would have problems to handle and that wasn't the 'wolf' they were expecting. Getting the cars fixed, getting past the ice, all the terrified kids and teachers, the teacher and dude who freaked out about the cougars, reopening the school and the bathrooms, decontaminating the drinks and water, the eh…restroom problem everyone had. Haha! Not a good day for them!
At least we get to go home early so we could have more time at the mall! And the pranks there would be better then finishing up with school. I grinned evilly as I thought of the pranks in store for the poor innocent shoppers.
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