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December 20, 1971 – Going home
Christmas holidays began at Hogwarts. Grifinoria won the Cup and the Marauders made a lot of jokes on the Slytherins, mainly on Severus and Audrey.
Severus didn't care about the jokes, He was nervous because he knew he would have to return to his home and his father. To his surprise and indignation, Audrey seemed to be quiet, oblivious to events. Lily wasn't with them, she was with her friends in another car. Severus could take no more and asked,
– How can you stay calm in such a situation?
– What a situation? Oh ... Severus, be at peace, Tobias won't touch you ...
– How do you know? Audrey, you can't stay all the time on my tail, you have your life ...
– Just calm down and trust me ...
In another wagon, Sirius and James laughed and chattered:
– Ah, the Christmas holidays ... James, do you have anything in mind?
– Nothing, Sirius and you?
– If only we had the address of greasy for us pester them on vacation ... man, it would be great...
– Address ... wait a minute!
James looked at Remus and with a mischievous air, said:
– Remus, Audrey gave you a paper, and said something about address, that paper was that?
– Paper... no ... leave me alone ...
– Give me this paper... I heard very well tell you that she wasn't to let Severus see ...
– No ... I said, leave me alone ...
James jumped on Lupin and rummaged in his pockets. He picked up a piece of paper and said triumphantly:
– Aha! I knew I would find! Let's see:
"Lupin ... let's see how far will the idiocy of Potter ... keep this crap in your pocket ...
Oh, James, will take in the middle of your ass!
Ass: Audrey. "
James crumpled the paper furiously as Peter and Black I laughed so hard that their sides hurt. James shouted,
– Audrey your bitch, I know you're listening, you'll pay me!
From his wagon, Lily and her friends laughed. Isabella asked,
– What was this? I always thought it was woman who had PMS ...
– Audrey did something to him... – Melina said looking at Lily. – Do you know something?
– No ... but well I wanted to know ... poor Baboo ...
The brothers Snape heard James shouting and laughing from their car. Severus asked,
– What did you do this time?
– I gave a paper for Remus saying that James was an idiot, and he has fallen for that like a sucker...
In fact it took two Remus tickets. One was her mother's home address it if he needed the Wolfsbane Potion and the other was the ticket that James read. She knew that her enemy was watching Remus, so she decided to play a trick to it.
Soon after Severus slept in the arms of Audrey and the trip went peacefully. Before reaching the station, Audrey said:
– Sev, Sev listen to me. When you get home, surreptitiously goes to room and tucks under the bed ...
Sleepy, Severus asked:
– Are we going to sleep under the bed?
Audrey sighed and continued:
– No asshole ... you stick under the bed, not strip the chest pocket and when I cry, you run. Oh, and see if you don't sleep, did you understand?
– Yes, I did...
Arriving at the station Severo realized with sadness that Audrey's parents weren't there to meet them. He and Audrey found Lily and her friends, took leave of them and waited Tobias get them.
After half an hour, when they got home, Severus did what Audrey ordered. The room he heard her scream:
– Aunt Eileen, I'm going to the house of Lily and I'll be back soon! Did you hear?
Severus heard the mother scream:
– Of course I heard you idiot! Go and take a long time!
Under the bed, Severus began to tremble with fear. So that his sister told him to get under the bed! Traitor! She would have fun with Lily, and he'd be there with the spiders ...
Half an hour later Tobias entered the room and found Severo reading a book in bed. He took his son's book, threw it on the ground, lay on top of him and said in his ear:
– My son .. how long ... Dad was missing you... now without that plague us will enjoy ...
– That's right! – Said Severo giving a kick in Tobias's penis.
– Ugh! Now you will ... aaaaaaaah! My nose!
Tobias took a punch in the nose. He shouted:
– Eileen! Eileen his beast! He hit me in the nose!
Eileen came to Severus' room and saw her husband with a bloody nose and Severus in attack position. She saw everything and cried:
– AAAAI! What was this! Out! Out of my house, bratty girl!
– Girl?
– Of course it's a girl! With such strength and such determination! She must have taken the Polyjuice Potion! Out! And take your brother with you! Come on honey, let me take care of your nose ...
Audrey went to Severus' room and shouted:
– Stand back and RUN!
Severus left under the bed and saw himself, he asked:
– Audrey?
– Shut up and run, in the way I explain it to you ...
They left the house running and after a while, Audrey stopped a taxi. It was a bearded young man dressed in hippie fashion and smoking one stinking thing. He asked:
– Are you the twins?
– Young man, take us to this address! – Audrey said to the taxi driver.
– Boy, you is aware that Manchester is 40 kilometers from here?
– Yes I know! – Audrey said showing the money to the man. – One hundred pounds paid to travel?
– Ooooh, pays yes! It is only 85 pounds ...
– So the 15 pounds left over is for you sulerar ... Rush, bro!
He picked up a marijuana cigarette and asked:
– Can I smoke this stop while I take you?
– Yes, you can ...
Severo told Audrey:
– That weird guy ... he's talking about and dragged's with the red–eye ...
– This should be marijuana, a bundle drugs ... let him smoke ... his mother allows it*...
– Now you can explain to me what's going on?
– Simple ... I know that Tobias was going to be horny after all this time ... I set this trap for him to be angry at us and drive us home ...
– Brilliant! But ... why didn't you tell me?
– Because you could screw it up ... it gets cold, it worked, didn't it?
– He ... thanks ...
As the taxi driver ran like mad, 25 minutes later they arrived at the home of Taylor. Audrey hissed and his mother went to answer the door. She asked:
– Severus, you have a twin?
– Let us go as soon as I'll explain, let Severus! – Audrey said.
As soon as the three entered Audrey returned to her form. When Victoria saw who the real Severus, she hugged him tenderly and said:
– My son, I miss you! How are you? You are so skinny ...
– I missed you miss Mom ... – said Audrey jealous.
The three listened to Jean laugh. She walked over and said:
– Audrey is jealous! Audrey is jealous!
– Take in your ass! – Said the sister.
– Language, Audrey! – Said the mother hugging her. – I was with miss you too, you silly ... go up there and strip the clothes from his brother! By the way, how cute, you grew're almost as tall as him...
"I'll be taller than him ..." – thought Audrey.
Audrey broke the spell and your clothes back to normal. Meanwhile Jean hugged his brother and said:
– Good thing you're going to spend Christmas here, what you did to get to come?
– I didn't do anything, Audrey broke Tobias's nose... – said Severo.
The three siblings giggled. Their mother, with feigned anger, said:
– Your violent ...'ll finish dinner, soon your father comes starving ...
– Is Mr Taylor working? – Asked Severus.
– Yeah yeah ... – said Jean. – He works day in, day out ... he went to work today, tomorrow he is with us ...
– What do you mean? – Severus asked intrigued.
– His Work journey is 12 for 36 hours. He works 12 hours and 36 ... rests in practice is to work every other day ...
– What a cool ... – said Severo ...
– Let's watch TV ... – Audrey said. – At Hogwarts there's no television ...
– YOU WERE THAT TIME WITHOUT ANY TELEVISION! – Shouted Jean. – What medieval school...
– Jean! Severus' not used to television, don't do drama! – Cried Victoria. – Go take a shower three! And Severus, lava that head, your hair is stinking!
– Yes ma'am ... – he said Severo resigned. – I see Jean, left me ...
The girls started laughing and Severus grimaced. The three brothers went up to shower and then to Audrey happiness were watching a program that Severus learned that it was Cartoon. A while later came Richard. He came, he saw the boys watching television and said:
– Hmmm ... fried smell of fish and chips ... Severus! – He said taking the boy in his arms and planting a kiss on his cheek.
Severus stiffened with hug and kiss, but felt welcomed.
– Let's eat, his mother put a lot of effort into the dinner ... oh how cute, washed your hair ...
– Good evening to you too Dad ... Audrey said.
– Good evening daughter ... – said Richard Severo putting down and picking up his daughter on his lap.
– I also to jealous ... – Jean said. – All this just because he washed the head ...
– Girls, stop it! – Their father said. – I go to the cellar, wait for me!
Soon after, he returned with a bottle of Sparkling Brut. Severus saw the bottle and got scared. Audrey said:
– Relax ... Daddy drinks not done Tobias ...
– You're right ... I'm a doctor daughter ... if you have an emergency I have to go running to the hospital, so Severus I can't get drunk ... but a little won't hurt ...
Severus was relieved. Jean held the glass to her father and he said:
– No way Jean! You're too young!
Severus and Audrey laughed sister who kicked the shin of the two. After dinner the brothers were watching television with her parents and went to sleep.
Severus woke up to go to the bathroom and realized he was scared in Tobias's house! He tried to call her sister, but her voice didn't come out. Tobias appeared and said:
– What guy is that? Don't you remember? Audrey ran off and left you ... let's son, will make Dad happy ...
Severus woke with a scream. Richard heard the screaming boy his room and was helping him. He saw the boy sitting on the bed crying. He approached the child and asked:
– What it was? We had a nightmare?
Severus woke uo with Richard near by him. Trembling, he said:
– I'm sorry sir! I'll sleep again, I promise!
– Don't be scared, come on ... I won't hurt you ...
– Don't bother me sir, please ...
– Come to the kitchen, I'll do a little something for you ...
Richard took the hand of Severus and took him to the kitchen. He said:
– Sit ...
Severus sat down and was shaking with fear. The man noticed and asked,
– Are you cold?
– No sir ...
The boy saw Richard open the fridge, pick up milk, open the kitchen cabinet, get some pots going to a strange mobile, light the fire and heat the milk. The man said:
– Hot milk with cinnamon... your grandmother's recipe... helps to sleep and warm, if you have cold ... it takes milk, brown sugar and cinnamon. Tomorrow his sisters will die of jealousy !
Severus smiled at Richard. He was afraid of him and he was only worried about his sleep ...
Richard cooled the boy milk passing it from one mug to the other, gave the mug to him, poured himself and said:
– See if okay and drink ...
The boy drank and loved the milk. He said:
– Are you a delight, thanks ...
They drank milk. After a while Richard realized that his son was getting sleepy, caught him in his arms and said:
– Come to bed ... you will sleep with us ...
– You don't need to...
Upon arriving in the room, Richard Severo put on the bed and he was afraid. Richard woke his wife and said:
– Victoria, wake up, Severus will sleep with us, we give much space for him ...
Victoria woke up and said:
– Richard, his irresponsible, the boy're freezing! – She hugged the boy – is close to mom to get warm... Good night, son ...
– Good night Mommy ... Daddy good night ... – said Severo sleepy ...
Severus sleep leaning against the breast of his mother. Richard said:
– You will spoil this boy ...
– Well, he deserves ...
Severus slept all night. The fourth, Audrey said:
– Good thing he accepted help from Dad ... but I'll have some Milk tomorrow ...
* There's a vídeo in Brazil of a man that is dresses as a little girl, He takes a cigarret, pretends that will light it, looks at everybody and says: "My mother allows it..." If you want to see it type on youtube "A minha mãe deixa", but the vídeo is in Portuguese.