Chapter 25
What If

The brothers were on the couch sitting side by side. They were playing some video games on the new TV Palutena got. It was pretty much silent in the house just the simple tapping noise of the PS54 controllers, it seemed like a regular weekend. Pit and Pittoo were wearing their school uniforms, top buttons undone with their ties wrapped around their heads. Elbows on knees and heads facing straight at the muted TV.

"Hey bro?"

DP scratched his head, "What?" he said not taking his eyes off the screen.

"What if..."

The dark haired brother grunted rapidly pressing buttons, "Not this again."

"Too late!" Pit smiled, "What if we switched bodies? Like I was you and you were me?" DP twitched.

The first "What If" begins

Class started, Dark Pit was there reading a book, glasses on. His hair was combed but look the same, his uniform was on right and DP smiled. Viridi was behind him laughing as she saw her victim sit on the whoopie cushion she put. Thanatos had ladies all around him, hair jet black and his cool blood red eyes sparkled, the girls melted. Nicknamed, Vampire made him even more popular with the girls. He acted cool, leaning back in the chair so it stood on the two back legs. There was a girl sitting by the window watching a potted flower, her hair was blue and she looked as if she was the kindest student in the whole school. A skinny boy sat up at front, his name was Magnus. Next to him was the school's slowest and laziest student, Phsohora. Her long brown hair, bleached at the bottom. In the very back of the class there was Aries making fun of the class nerd, Leo.

"Alright class-" Medusa, the teacher was stopped by a sudden burst through the door. She tapped her foot, "Pit you're late."

"So what?"

Steam raised out of the teacher but she let it go, "Please take your seat."

"Heh don't tell me what to do." The brown haired Icarus crossed his arms and stood his ground, it wasn't long until Medusa growled but kept her mouth shut. She started to bang her text on the desk, keeping her anger in.

"Terribly sorry Medusa!" The dark haired twin came in front of his brother to push him to his seat. "Pit!Stop disrupting the class!"

End

"That would be so weird."

"I know right..." The brothers continued to play their game. "Okay, okay... I got another one."

"I'm not listening this time!"

"What if we never met Viridi and Pandora... and ya know everyone else."

This got Dark Pit interested and started to think. "Our lives would be pretty boring right?"

"Nawh."

"Yeah." Pittoo glanced at his brother but continued to play the game, "Think about it, we're just two guys in highschool. Then add a prankster and a millionare..."

"Eh," Pit had his elbows on his knees still copying his twin, he yawned.

"What If" number two

The twins sat on the couch, playing video games like any other weekend... but suddenly a GIANT MONSTER RIPPED THE ROOF OFF THE HOUSE AND SANG JU-

End

"That would NOT happen."

Pit laughed, "It sounded boring at the beginning so I added a little something."

"Told ya it would be boring."

"Whatevs, what if-"

"NO!" DP threw his controller at the ground, "No more, 'what if's got i-"

Pit ignored his counterpart, "What if we were famous?!"

DP thought for a sec then laughed, "Heh aren't we ALREADY famous?" The twins winked at his readers. "Now I got one... What if you were adopted?"

"WHAT?" Pit nearly dropped his controller. That would be bad since the twins were fighting the boss. "Don't even joke about that." It was silent. "You're joking right?"

It turned into one of those emotional, exaggerated dramatic moments.

"Bro..." DP sounded serious and sad, "You're adopted... and your real name is Billy Joe..."

"You're lying!" shouted Pit, tears dripping from his face.

DP closed his eyes, he died in the game but had another life so his player responded, "No..." The brothers continued to game. "I'm sorry Pit..."

"DP..."

"Yeah?"

"I have a confession..." The game was loading but Pit nor his brother, took their eyes off the screen. "You're actually a monkey... a really ugly one..."

Trying not to laugh the dark haired brother had one final statement to say, "I ate your ice cream..." the dramatic moment was over.

"WHAT?!" The twin got up, "Not the Ben and Jerry's one!" Pleaded Pit.

DP nodded, "The Ben and Jerry's one." he confirmed.

"DAMN YOU!" Hissed the twin.

Bum dum da da dadum... meanwhile. . . . .

"Viridiiiiii!" Whined a blue haired prankster, "I doooon't waaannaaa goooo!"

The millionaire daughter sighed, "You are coming!" She dragged her friend by the hair, out the door. The sun was out but there was a slight breeze, making the weather at its tops of tops. Recently, Viridi had some science meetings with people all over town. Sometimes they would be in walking distance but other times they have to take the Billionaire Personal Car and meet up with her father's servant. Now Panda hates riding on one of Viridi's personal transportation thingys, soooo here we are. Viridi is making Panda come with her and Pandora doesn't want to go.

"You owe me big time!" Grunted the girl, trying to pull Panda out of the mansion doors.

"NAAWWHH!" Cried the little prankster. "Why cant we just take the train!?"

Letting out a heavy sigh, Viridi let go. "I can't, daddy says that I shouldn't be out in public too much. His big project in SkyCity is making daddy and me more famous, he doesn't want me to get hurt."

"Well your daddy is a lying ball of fat." The prankster leans up against one of the columns. "You know what?"

"What-"

"YOLO!"

Pandora grabbed her friend by the wrist and jumped into the bushes, while the Viridi tried to ask what the HEY-HAWH was going on, Pandora just kept going. And POP! secret exit. Viridi's house is surrounded by thick giant wall size shrubs and brick fences, ah but knowing Panda, she found a weaken area of brick fence. So by memorizing the area, Pandora could get Viridi out of the Millionaire property WITHOUT getting spotted by the guards. Haha classic Pandora.

"Wha-what are you doing?!" screamed Viridi, her fancy outfit was ruined with dirt and leaves.

Panda covered her mouth and whisper-yelled, "SHH!" Guards were coming out to look for Viridi. "this way!"

The two were out on the road, J-walking and jumping fences. "Next stop, train station..." Pandora smirked, "PUBLIC train station to be exact." She snickered to herself as she guided her frustrated friend to a MickyD's near the station. After they got their food, Panda noticed how Viridi was so quiet.

"Yo..." The prankster tilted her head, "Why the crooked face."

"Its suppose to be said, LONG face. Not crooked."

"Yeah, yeah, just answer the question."

"I feel like I'm disappointed my daddy." Viridi frowned and looked at her hands.

"OH come on! About that fat butt again? RELAX, you needed this. whenever there a weekend and your 'daddy' is home, he will NEVER let you outside! We had to sneak in through your roof to talk to ya. Stop lettin' that guy ruin your childhood, its not healthy." The prankster drank her soda.

The nature lover smiled, even though her friend was being rude. She knew that Pandora meant well, "Thanks Pandora, I-"

SPLAT! Panda spat her drink right onto viridi's FACE! Coughing, the prankster pressed her head against the window. "V.V.! Its my cousin!"

A girl in a school uniform stepped off the train, her hair was a very dark blue color.

"Come on V.V. we gotta follow her!" Pandora dragged her soda-covered pal out of MickyD's and into the city.

"Rock...Paper...Scissors...SHOOT!" The brothers were playing epic rock, paper, and scissors. Ah but yet again, they tied... "Screw this!" Yelled DP, "I said I would be using the shower first!"

"No I said I that!" Pit yelled as he shoved his bro. Now remember kids, the two twins are on the second floor.

Dark Pit hissed, "Oh I see how it is!" This time DP shoved Pit harder.

"you wanna go Pit Stain?" Pit again, pushed his brother.

"THATS MY LINE, IDIOT!"

"ARGHHH!"

One brother tackled the other, both rumbling down the stairs. Throughout the whole fight, there was a faint knock on the door. Now remember, Pit and Pittoo aren't the most responsible kids in here. So in other words... they forgot to lock the door.

DP brought his right fist back, so did Pit. Aaaaand BOOM! they punched each other AT THE SAME TIME. ah ha ha, shouldn't be a surprise. Both brothers were knocked back, their back hitting the floor. There was no one there to stop them, Palutena was out... probably skydiving or something...

Anyways, someone still kept to knock at the door. DP rubbed his stinging cheek, and grabbed his brother's shirt collar. Yet another punch was coming but... The door opened with a little girl on the other side. The dark haired twin glanced over, his mind was bloooooowwn,"...c-cute..." He said, his voice as quiet as a mouse.

There stood a little girl, she was no taller than DP's waist. Her hair was the prettiest of browns, the light hazel hair seemed to sparkle in the sunlight. Her eyes were a perfect shade of green that made her look even cuter. she had simple sandals on, tan at base with a chocolate colored woven lace. The girl also had simple clothes on, a plain white grown that fell to her knees. (kinda like the little girl from the game KIU chapter 18) The dress had no design or pattern, it gave off a mysterious aura from the little girl.

"U-Um.." Her voice sounded like some helpless child... oh wait shes probably a helpless child, alright.

Dark Pit loosen his grip, making Pit fall again. He got up and approach the little one, he gulped, "Who-?"

"Eek!" She shook a bit, then hid away by standing behind a mountain of blowing bubble bottles. Seriously, there a huge pile of bubble blowing bottles on the Icarus's front yard. But after a moment, she finally spoke, "Y-you're scary."

DP nearly fell over again, he saw a girl but his mind said to treat her like a dog. It didn't look like she was going to move anywhere, so the Pittoo ran back into the house getting some brownies from the pantry. Now kids remember not to accept candy from strangers.

"Here." DP said, he handed over the plastic bag of chocolate chip brownies plus a juice box.

The girl smiled, happily taking the offer. "Yum Yum!" she cheered.

"I made them, do you like it?" *gasp* DP can bake?! heh heh what a girl... im just JK'ing ya XD I love to cook and bake!

"Yup!" Grinned the girl.

this made DP smile just a bit. "Okay, lets make a deal. If you don't run away anymore and tell me what the hoover-damn your doing here... then I'll give you some more."

"Some more?"

"Yeah."

Both of them were sitting by the pile of bottles, the girl sitting on her legs and DP sitting with his knees bent and out. The girl sipped on the juice box and spoke with her usually baby voice. "My name is Little Miss Dragoness!"

DP thought to himself, she probably made it up. Oh but then he realized that his name isn't that normal either... the girl's name was pretty long, Dragon is good enough for him, "Dragoness huh?"

"Yup!" She nodded, "I need help please!"

"with what?"

She handed Dark Pit a locket, "Its broken."

Taking it, DP looked it over, just a little silver heart locket. "Why can't you ask your parents?"

"They're broken too."

Meeeeaaanwhiiilee again again

"Hurry up Viridi!"

"I'm trying!"

"wha? I cant hear you? ... Your too slow!"

"I said, IM TRYING!"

Pandora winced, and rubbed her ear. "Geez calm down," Viridi sighed, frustrated that she missed her meeting and now is running after someone she doesn know. The dark blue haired girl was seen waiting at a stop light, Panda yelled "Yoooo! Raaaiinn! Your boob is showing!"

The girl looked around, feaked out and looked down. She fixed her necklace, (A/N: for those who don't know, "boob" is the thing on a necklace where you attach both ends. since its suppose to be on the back, if you see it you say boob) The girl thought for a split second, she recognized that voice... "Pandora?"

The prankster leaped over, "The one and only."

The two laughed, and Viridi kinda felt out of place, just standing there awkwardly. "What chu doin here?" Panda asked

"Aw just visiting my little bro." Rain smiled, but then scratched the back of her head. "Hey, were not really cousins anymore... member? They divorced."

"Ah," Pandora shook her head. "But mommy told me that they're remarrying."

"WHAT? why didn't I know?"

"Just found out this mornin'." The prankster winked. "Oh hey... whos your little bro again?"

Rain tilted her head, "You don't remember? If I'm right, he's in your school."

BUUUUMM DA DUH DUM . . . the next day

Leo was day dreaming about Aries again, leaning back in his chair. It was study hall and so he decided to hide from his fan girls, by going into an un-used room.

"Alrighty I'm going to do it today." Leo heard a voice from outside the classroom, he listened. "I gotta asked Pandora out now or else that stupid stealer will."

WHOA WHOA, the Lady Lion thought, he peeked though the window of the door. Matt was pacing back and fourth, rehearsing lines and determined lines to encourage him. "Hmm... I should do something... maybe..."

Later that day

"Hey Pit, have you seen Matt? I gotta tell him something very important." Medusa left the class to do some group work while she goes off to visit the principle for 'important discussing'. "Oh and have you seen DP?"

The twin looked up from his paper, "Nawh, I haven't seen any of them. Pittoo left before I woke up and I thought he was here... hey Leo is gone too."

Before anyone else can say anything, Matt opened the door calling Pandora's name. "Pandora!"

"Matt!"

"Pandora! I have to ask you a question, will you go out w-" The smart butt Matt was cut off.

"Oh wait, I have something to say too... DUDE YOU'RE MY COUSIN!" Cheered the prankster. In the background you can here Leo cracking up.

"WHAAaaa?"

"I know right? This is so cool!" Pandora started to explain, "Your dad married my aunt. they divorced but now they're all fine! We're cousins!" The blue haired student smiled happily, while Matt silently cried to himself.

Leo cracks up, "HAHAHAHA"