(The author is in his office which is littered with posters of Cartoon Network shows)

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(Ryker is in the author's office smirking)

Ryker: Happy 25th chapter everyone!

Yoshi3000: I want to thank all who supported me and especially those apart of the "multiverse circle" DSX64215, CherieRoseLoveless, AlexCephon, Superstar112, rosewillow narusasufangirl, and chadtayor020. To think it's only been a year…it's deviantART all over again. Except the camaraderie is tighter.

(The author plays Season 3's Opening Theme - /watch?v=m0xvYlZM49Q )

Steven Universe Blackthorned

Season 3 – Multiverse Madness Arc

Episode 21 – "How to Make a Character an even bigger piece of shit."

(A/N: Jerry bashing will be strong in this chapter. Do read, Warpers of Rick-kind, it'll serves as the backdrop.)

"They're coming here for a key?" Beth asked.

"Something's wrong and I don't like it. Why here? We're the only warpers, right?" Morty remarked looking over to Rick.

Outside the Smith-Sanchez home, a portal was torn open by Ryker who walked out along with the rest of the gang. Greg had to watch his van be sealed up inside Ryker's BlackTab and had to walk like the rest until they got to driving.

"I need to get into those martial arts." Greg said wiping sweat off his brow.

Rick and Morty came outside expecting him.

"Well, well if isn't Akira's second oldest. You've *urpp* grown up and now you're warping on your own." Rick said leaning back.

"Wait, you know my dad?" Ryker asked confused.

Morty was just as confused. Well Rick explained that he had meet Merch, Akira, and Genevieve in the past and was rather tight with them.

"Well either way, I came for a key. Seeing you nor Morty would be loyal to the Tribunal, there must be another warper here." Ryker said in thought.

"That's impossible, right Rick?" Morty said looking at his grandfather.

Summer and Beth were only recently made warpers, and he wasn't sure. Ryker had a scan done on his BlackTab and answered that question.

"We've got another warper. Whoever he or she, they're not a ki user so they'd be able to be under your radar, Morty." Ryker explained.

So, Greg got his van back getting to actually relax in it. The Crystal Squadron split into two teams. Lori, Steven, and Connie, Garnet, and Ryker would go with Rick and Morty to confront the unknown. The rest were hanging back with Summer and Beth.

"Why the hell do we have to stay put?" Summer chided.

"Because Summer, this warper's a 6th rank bastard. You're only a 4th level along your mom. Plus, I need you here to watch us on the cable box." Rick said taking a swig from his flask. "Take them inside to watch as well."

Summer nodded and the "B team" took to inside the house. Steven and Connie quickly fused into Stevonnie. Priyanka, Morty, Stevonnie, and Ryker took to the skies which Rose and Garnet had to ride on Rick's spaceship with Rick.

Admittedly, I'd be geeking out to hang out with Rick and Morty. However, I had priorities. I traced the signal to a posh apartment building. Ok, whoever this warper was, he was clearly using his powers to his advantage. I had sensed that this warper has guests.

"I sense Luna!" Lori said.

"Then this warper's Tribunal trash. Everyone hold onto me, I'm teleporting inside." I said.

Everyone told a hold of mine as I raised two fingers to my head. Using Instant Transmission, I teleported myself and everyone else to Luan.

The rest of Squadron plus Beth and Summer were watching this on TV. Lincoln and Leni were livid enough, but what they saw next wouldn't help.

The scene cuts to a posh apartment, which Ryker and crew arrived. They were in the kitchen where Luan (Silence 3) was chopping up vegetables to cook. Before she could react, Ryker smashes a frying pan on her head knocking her out and cracking the helmet.

"Get the happuri off her, and the emergency chip." Ryker said in a whisper. "Priyanka, teleport back to the Smith house and take Luan, Lori, and Rose with you."

Priyanka nodded and being using Instant Transmission taking Luan, Lori, and Rose with her.

The four arrived in the house to which Peridot got to taking apart the chip and Rose got to healing. The rest watched the TV.

Ryker, Garnet, Stevonnie, Rick, and Morty walked out to the living room to be greeted a terrible sight!

"Jerry/Dad?!" Beth/Summer exclaimed.

The unknown warper was Jerry and he leaning on his recliner in a robe with Unity in his lap snuggling him.

"What the fuck is this?!" Rick said pulling a laser pistol getting Jerry and Unity's attention. "Unity?!"

"Oh…hey Rick." Unity said a bit nervous.

"Hey Dickface." Jerry said smugly. "I assume you're here because the Blackbrat showed up looking for the Tower Key. I watch Interdimensional Cable too, y'know."

Ryker was fuming over the butchering of his family name.

"Is it me or is Dad acting like Rick but worse." Summer asked her mom.

Beth was stunned and didn't help that Jerry revealed he's been with Unity for a year.

"It's like you said, Rick. Love's a chemical reaction that compels to breed. My marriage with your daughter was a joke. It was written to be mocked and so I moved on." Jerry said casually.

"Dad, how could you cheat on Mom?" Morty asked.

"Because when your mom isn't bitching at me, she's drinking enough to drunk a horse. I'm done being the punching bag." Jerry remarked.

Beth was crying, and was being comforted by Summer and the others.

"Someone kill him!" Jasper shouted out.

Ashi was silent because she had no idea how to empathize.

"Jerry, give me the key and I won't splatter your guts!" Ryker threatened.

"I'm sorry, Ryker, but your key is in another castle." Jerry said open throwing off his robe to dump a bunch of Deku Nuts on the floor. Jerry was wearing a jumpsuit under the robe as the Deku Nuts exploded.

"Oh shit!" Ryker said as he and the others were stunned by the Deku Nuts.

Garnet was the only one who was able to able to dodge, but Unity blasted her with plasma rifle sending her crashing into the kitchen.

"Jerry, you piece of shit! I'm going to kill you and Unity!" Rick raged paralyzed.

"And you'll fail trying." Jerry remarked. "And Ryker, I left something you'll need in the desk drawer. My way of helping you rid that asshole Elvin and save my own ass."

Jerry and Unity took up their packed suitcaes, and used a Portal Gun of his own to escape with her. Rick was bawling out for Unity, Morty was screaming a plethora of swears, Stevonnie unfused, and Garnet came out of the ruined kitchen.

"I'm all right, Ryker." Garnet said rubbing her head.

"That cocksucker!" Beth shouted still crying over this.

When the stun wore off, I was tempted to go after Jerry, but I didn't have the time. I bolted for the desk drawer and found what Jerry left. I took it up and came back out. It looked like a green Chaos Emerald, but it was full of warping energy. My BlackTab was blaring for me, and so I took it up.

"This amethyst is one of the Metsu Emeralds. This gem is capable of turning the most lowly of warpers into the most dangerous of beings. Basically, Chaos Emeralds but using warping energy instead. Collecting all seven could possibly allow the user to tap into an unholy power." The A.I. said.

I didn't know the BlackTab peeled information from my brother Kenji's, but the fact that some warper created them is scary enough. How the hell did Jerry get one, I'll never know. At this point, I don't even care. I also find a scrap of paper that says "The key's in Megakat City, dumbass".

Well at least he made it easy for me. We leave to return to the Smith house, where Beth had to be console by Rick and Morty. I was readying to go, and I zapped the van back inside my BlackTab.

"Crystal Squadron, we're moving out!" I said as the team gathered outside.

"Happy to be on board, dude!" Luna said in her accent. "I'm so glad to be able to emote again!"

As we readied to leave, I wondered about the Metsu Emerald on me. If it works like a Chaos Emeralds, doesn't that mean I could do even more warping abilities with it.

As our heroes left Rick and Morty's world, Rick had wanted to put a hit out on Jerry and Unity. However, he found himself completely shocked at the fact that Unity was plowing Jerry. So instead, he hit the bottle just like his daughter. They sat on the couch taking turns taking a swig of the heavy stuff. Morty decided to go up to his room, and Summer did the same. As for Jerry, he got away with Unity. Karma would elude him…for now.

(A/N: A short chapter?! Yeah, blame Jerry. He's such a pain to write. Either way, yes it's short. But to make up for this, SWAT KATS! It's one of my favorites and I decided instead of a boring Jerry fight, we'll get them instead.)