Dranicus101: I feel sorry for Giratina as well. But at least he can get a break once in a while. :D
Raichu of Time: YAY! Thanks for your review!
Moonless Night: Dialga is immature. Understatement of the year. Thanks for your review!
Static Eevee: That's good. I don't think I could've brought you to life again… although Mew might be able to help. :D
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"Ah, I remember when I was young…" Dust sighed, sporting a white beard and white space helmet for unknown reasons. "I would fall in mud pits and wrestle Dragonite because it was fun… and skydive with no parachute… and deep sea dive with no oxygen tank… ah, those were the days."
To his left say Jay the Pignite, garbed in fancy outfit- a scuba suit with a spaghetti noodle tie. "We are gathered here to celebrate this random Seedot's six-hundredth birthday…" She closed her eyes and innocently dropkicked the tiny seed pokemon away.
To her left stood Roman, who was wearing a dunce cap and was wearing black and white, holding flowers in his paw. "Please welcome your hosts, the bride and groom down the aisle! My ghosts have escaped the basement! Please help me receive my special hat order placement and show me a protractor!"
To his left sat Eclipse, who was juggling sharpened balloons. "My blue monkey is amnesiac with a pet Goldeen with dementia! The pencil will never bow to you, oh mighty Rattata James! His laundry hamper shall gain three crystals and a mechanical pencil! Mmhmm, my peanut butter buttercups will bloom for me alone!"
To his left lay Dusk Shadow, who was taking a nap. Angry, a Pumpkaboo began jumping rope nearby. Somehow this woke the Umbreon up, and he sat up. "We are gathered here to give the eulogy of Virizion, who unfortunately passed away to a Peck… um, she was… um,"
Grant, to his left, frowned. "Um… she was sarcastic and… and…" He scratched his chin. "Aegothis, any parting words?"
The Servine screamed like a banshee, breathing fire all over the place like an Arcanine. Still screaming, the fire changed to some kind of hidden Grass power and the Servine exploded in a mixture of hate and rage. But since that can't happen, he was revealed to be controlling a puppet of himself, sitting on Yveltal.
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"We need to actually do something." Grant said, sharpening his Leaf Blades on a Pidove feather. Everyone nervously edged away.
Aegothis, still screaming, went down to the first level. A dust cloud appeared, and he tacked the Mega Ampharos into it. There were sounds of a massive struggle before the Servine appeared over the body of the electric dragon, triumphant. He held up a red orb, apparently from the dragon beneath him.
"I don't even," Eclipse said weakly, before fainting. (Thankfully not dying, though.)
A white glow surrounded the entire party before they were Teleported to Mewtwo's evil secret lair, where the Genetic Pokemon was watching TV and eating chips. The team stared awkwardly, while the tall Psychic began crying as Titanic ended. "So…" Dusk Shadow said awkwardly.
"Ah!" Mewtwo jumped up, Mega Evolving into his X form. "Ahem… welcome back to the Evil Lair of myself, Mewtwo!" He gestured around his hot pink secret cave. "Are you laughing at me?" he roared at Grant, who had a perfectly straight face on. The Grovyle frowned again.
"Why would you think that?" he asked calmly. Mewtwo's blue eyes flashed and he created a sword out of blue energy, striking the Grass Type on the head, or trying to at least, because the attack missed terribly.
"Anyways… what was I gonna say again? I forgot, because I'm an incompetent idiot. Ciao!" Mewtwo smiled at the team brightly, and the world was turned back into the Forest Grotto.
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Question of the day: Of all of the stupid random things in here, which would you like to see more? (i.e. Dialga and Palkia, Roman's bad singing slash rapping, epic fails, etc…)