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Season 2 Chapter 3: Welcome to Candy Pre-School, Human!

Finn Jr awaited his first day of school. It was going to be fun to explore this new place. The candy kingdom had just the right places for children, as kids from outside of the kingdom would come in.

But I didn't quite find it right. I saw that there were all candy kids and I was really the only human there. But it was mandatory that I go there, for some odd reason. But when I walked in, I encountered troublr like one could never see. I was pushed by a four year old.

"Where is your money, bratty little prince boy?" The green candy toddler said.

"I'm not a pwince!" I said. Hey, c'mon. I was only 3 yeard old, I couldn't pronounce prince.

The bully pushed me once again, into the hallway walls.

"I ain't askin' again. Where is yo' money, prince-fag?" Some of his spit landed on my cheeks.

"My money is where your breath mints are." I exclaimed angrily.

He punched me so hard in the face, I went to class mssing my lunch money, and a tooth. He even added a black eye. When I walked in, every kid looked at me stange. Ms. Banana, my teacher, asked me why my eye looked like that.

"Some kid pwnched mwe." I said, still not being able to pronounce it right. Remember, I was only three.

"Young man, it is too early in the year for fights! I will report this as soon as possible, but for now, take your seat!''

I sat in the seat she pointed at, next to a redhaired girl from the jungle kingdom. She was cute, but she didn't seem to like me.

"Don't talk to me." She whispered.

Even at three, I was a nerd. Not even she liked me. But that didn't matter. I had set my sights on her. She would be my best freind in the whole wide world.

"Welcome, students. I am Ms. Banana, your teacher for the year. I hope you like your seats, because it's your permanent seat for the rest of the year.

Authors note: Do not bash me in the reviews that I just copied Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I already know that.

"But I do not want to sit next to this dork!" That same red haired Jungle girl said.

"Ashley, be nice!" Ms. Banana replied.

The teacher went on for about an hour about random crap. I didn't pay attention to her, though. I couldn't stop starring at my hot classmate sitting next to me. I could tell I was annoying her, so I stopped, in fear of the fact that I would get bitchslapped.

When lunch time came by, I had no lunch money to use. Instead, I was confronted by Ashley.

"Hey, I want to talk to you after school, okay? Just be there." She said with a frown on her face.

"Um, okay." I said back.

2:10PM

Ashley was waiting on the side of the building, sucking on a lollypop.

"Yeah?" I Asked.

"Look, I'm sorry for lashing out on you today. I just hate it when I actually fall in love with a kid, but I can't be his freind, because of, some reason."

"Two qwesthuns. Did you jshust say you were in love with me, and why can't you be my freind?"

Ashley paused for a second, and then said: "I have a jerky boyfreind named Trevor, and he is a big meanie! He thinks I'm his slave, so he forces me never to hang out with boys. I hate it. But if I do anything aboutIit, he will hit me. Please understand that I do think you're great, but we can't be freinds because Trevor will do terrible things."

This was really heavy, but no one should ever have to deal with their controlling soul mate.

"I promise I will stop your boyfreind!" I said.

"No, Junior, he will murder you!"

"Ashwey, I will not let this Twevor stop you from being happy!"

Ashley then realized. Finally someone was willing to fight for her. This kid could actually be her freind. He was kind of cute after all.

"Hey, you seem to be pretty heroic. Maybe I could finally get back at that jerk."

She walked up to me, her green skin glowing.

"Kid, I am not gonna let that jerk bring down my life."

She put out her hand.

"Promise you'll be in and help me with that jerk?"

I shook her hand. This was gonna be good. Little did I know in just 3 chapters I would be arrested. Yep, I just broke the 4th wall.

TO BE CONTINUED... (Season 2 Chapter 4 on June 20)

Alright guys, I totally just spent four days writing this chapter, so please do not hate. I also want you guys to know that Gumball:The Amnesia Chapter 5 will be out On Wednsday at 7PM EST. As for The Regular Show summer school series, I will put up Chapter 3 on July 10. We are going back on schedule starting now. Here it is:

Monday, June 15- One-Shot Gumball Story

Tuesday, June 16- No stories this day.

Wednesday, June 17- Gumball The Amnesia Chapter 5

Thursday, June 18- No stories this day.

Friday, June 19- Into The Future Ch.3

Saturday, June 20- Finn Jr Season 2 Chapter 4

Sunday, June 21- Finn Jr Season 2 Chapter 5

Thanks for reading, Danbob521