Prompt: Au in which humanishbill has to stay with Stan for the summer (or more accurately captured by him and trapped in humanish form) and Dippy gets an entirely different crush that summer
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Dipper slowly peeked around the corner again, blushing slightly and trying his best to remain unseen. After all, if he was caught, Mabel would never let him live this down.
The blond working the cash register was just as handsome as he always was- hair so blond it looked gold with shocking blue eyes and a…lean figure.
Dipper blushed again. Oh god, he really had it bad this time, didn't he? Unlike his boy crazy sister, Dipper very rarely got crushes. In his entire twelve years of life, he'd only had about three crushes- including the crush he had on Bill at this moment.
It was at first hard to even admit he had a crush on the employee. After all, Billwas a guy and he'd only ever really liked girls. But there was something about the other. Something…mysterious. Dangerous. Something…else.
And he definitely wanted to figure out what.
So now here he was, admiring the other from afar, noting ever bored pout, ever exasperated huff at a stupid customer, every curse, and every…
Okay, maybe he was noting nearly everything about the other. But it was hardnot to. Bill was so weird and wild and hot…
Dipper flushed red again and tried to steer his thoughts away. No no no no no. He was definitely not going there.
"Hey kid. What are you doing over there?" Bill suddenly cried out.
Dipper let out a yelp of alarm as he realized Bill's blue eyes were focused on him, slight grin in place as he leaned on the counter.
"I-er…I, um… I mean…I gotta go!" Dipper suddenly yelled, turning and running deeper into the shack.
Cocking an eyebrow, Bill turned back around with an eye roll.
"So, Pine Tree still has it bad I see? Well, this could be fun~"
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