How to get kicked out of Walmart

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia all rights go to their owner and so is the list of 333 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart.

Number 27:

Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.

Victim:

Poland

"Ah Poland-san how are you?" Ling asked smiling at the he/she nation.

"Like totally amazing!" Poland replied in his usually flamboyant manner," so like all I have to do is and I get kicked out of Walmart, tak?"

"Hai."

"Lets like rock this!"

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Poland whistled at the sight of coming into the sight of Walmart home of things for a cheap price, apparently upgraded their security guards with high tech equipment. Damn now they serious! Poland laughed a bit nervously at all the intimidating securities that looked a lot like Russia. Not that he was scared of him!

But Lite would totally want you to do this Poland~ a voice said

No don't listen to that buffoon Poland its me your CONSCIENSE! THE ONE THAT TOLD YOU NOT TO USE WARSAW AS YOUR THREAT TO RUSSIA!

Back off conscience! Do it! Do it!

"Totally!" Poland then gasps,"And they must have the new hot pink I've always wanted!"

-conscience face palms- I am the conscience of a he/she idiot.

With a manly squeal Poland rushes in the Walmart with no concern with the looks he's getting from the other men for his manly squeal. Much later, after her disappointed search of the new Hot Pink, Poland once more beings his dare. To the make up artist! Poland hides behind the racket of hideous clothing and spies the counter to make sure no one was there, and sure enough the make up artist was busy flirting with a certain blond hair man. Poland plucks down his rump onto an unoccupied seat and begins to draw all over his face with lipstick and mascara. With a touch of blush and glitter of course~

And sure enough he looked like a high junkie clown.

"Hey everyone who's like not as pretty as me!" Poland shouted on top of his lungs, catching everyone attention, he pointed to the Make up artist next to him,"SHE LIKE TOTALLY HORRIBLE AT GIVING MAKE OVERS! WHO USES CHEESY SEA FOAM?! TOTALLY NOT FASHIONABLE!"

"B-But it wasn't me!" stuttered the make-up artist,"I swear I-!"

"GAHH LIKE LIET WILL NEVER LOVE ME, HOW I LOOK! I LOOK LIKE ENGLANDS COOKING!" Poland "cried" dramatically, suddenly someone grabbed his wrist,"HEY HANDS OFF ME! THIS IS LOUIS VUITTON!"

"Miss I think you might have to leave," said the security guard with a creepy Russian smile.

"I am totally not!" Poland said," Plus those uniforms are taaaaaacky!"

"OUT HE-SHE!" roared Security grabbing Poland by his Louis Vuitton sweater.

"LIKE SAVE ME LIET!"

"FELIKS WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Authors note

Okay NOW I AM WRITING ONCE MORE!