It was another peaceful day. Taiwan and I were sipping tea.

"There are a lot of ants today," I said, awkwardly and starting small talk. Taiwan looked at me sweetly.

"A little early in the season, don't you think?" She replied. I nodded. More silence.

"Don't you think that it would be fun if we take embarrassing pictures of the other and forced them to change in embarrassing clothes so that we don't show anyone that picture?" Taiwan asked, smirking. That look. I know that she will make me do that with her. I nodded in reply. It was best to nod and move on. Taiwan was about to continue when the door slammed open and a raging girl stormed in, and pointed a gun to my head. I froze, sweat going down my head. What did I do?

"Vietnam, put that away!" Taiwan hissed, standing up to go to my side. Said girl glared at me but put down the pistol. She still held it tensely just in case. Vietnam had long dark brown hair that was tied in a low ponytail. She also wore a green dress and a bamboo hat.

"What's your problem?" I asked, a bit mad at her entry. She replied by glaring at me more, making me lean back.

"Is Vietnam in there?" A male voice as another figure entered the room. This guy had spiky dark brown hair and glasses.

"Yeah Thailand, she's here." Taiwan answered. Thailand glanced at me then to Vietnam then at the gun. He sighed.

"Vietnam, I told you not to point it at him." He scolded, snatching the gun.

"But he's a part of America." Vietnam hissed. Thailand shook his head before turning to me and smiled.

"I'm sorry for my sister, Oklahoma." He apologized and did a quick bow.

"It's fine, but what did America do?" I asked.

"Oh, you don't know? They are in war currently. Another voice said as the person joined them. All I can think about is now: 'bald, bald, bald! I'm blind!' The newcomer was completely bald had had a red, monks' robe on.

"Oh, it's been a long time Tibet!" Taiwan greeted, smiling brightly.

"Indeed, it has."

"What brings you here?"

"I came to inform you that Oklahoma needs to move on to the next country."

"Oh, so is he going to go with one of you guys?"

"Not I or Vietnam can take him. I can barely keep her under control as it is." Thailand answers and pointed to Vietnam.

"I can not either." Tibet replied.

"So what do we do with him? There isn't a meeting until next month." Taiwan asked.

"Mister Germany said to drop him at his house in America and someone would pick him up from there."

Taiwan sighed as she looked at me. "I wish you could stay longer so we can commence our plan." I laughed nervously, glad that we don't have to do it.

"We'll just have to do it next time we meet." Darn.

o-o-o

Taiwan and I stood outside of my house in Oklahoma. I wanted desperately to go inside. I miss home.

"This is your house?" Taiwan asked, disgusted. "It's so run down."

"Yeah, well the gang and I aren't Socs." I answered.

"What's a Soc?"

"Rich kids."

"Oh. Well, why don't you ask America to give you money to improve everything? Or get you a better house? I know that he has a lot of money to spend and he would do it for you."

"Nah. I don't want to mess with my family."

"Well, shall we go in?"

"Yeah."

o-o-o

Inside my house, was exactly the same. Nothing changes here. Two-Bit was drinking beer as he watched Mickey Mouse. Johnny was reading one of my books on the couch while Darry was sitting in the arm chair reading a newspaper. In the kitchen Steve and Soda arm wrestled as Dally waited for his turn to beat the crap out of them in the match.

The door slammed shut behind Taiwan and I, catching Darry's and Johnny's attention.

"Ponyboy!" Johnny greeted and came up to me to give me a hug. Darry got up to and wrapped his large, muscular arms around me.

"Pony's back?" I heard Soda asked and a large slam where Steve won the wrestle. Soda stumbled in the room and lunged at me. I laughed returning the hugs.

"Group hug!" Two-Bit exclaimed as he joined the hug. Taiwan stepped back uneasily. Once they let go, Darry noticed Taiwan.

"Who is this Pony?" He asked. The others looked at her and gaped.

"Ponyboy brought a girl home!" Soda yelled, catching Dally's and Steve's attention as they joined.

o-o-o

The first few lines were from Glee :D So I own nothing. And the april fool's episode is going to be an extra as well as the 2p extra. :) K~