Chapter 24: Impromptu Wrestling Match
Back at Dairy Town, Jimmy arrives at his job. He takes a deep breathe and walks in to The Big and Cheesy. He enters the employees' lounge, and gets some coffee. While he was pouring his coffee, Chuck walks into the room. Jimmy notices and sits down.
"What's up, Chuck?" asked Jimmy, while he is sipping his coffee.
"I'll be quite honest here. A petetion was sent to the mayor of Retroville, asking for your return, along with the return of Libby Folfax. According to some eyewitnesses, she was last seen on the highway connecting Dairy Town to the farmland, where a police officer picked her up. I depriving from the real reason I'm here. I'm here to make you an offer. You can still work for me, making good money, and a decent living or…"
"Or what?" asked Jimmy.
"Well, the mayor of Retroville made the mayor of Dairy Town a deal. You can go back to Retroville, or you can stay here. Now, you can stay here, but there is one condition. If you do decide to stay here, you must compete in a wrestling match. Now, this wrestling match is no ordinary wrestling match. This match could give you serious injury, and if something goes wrong, this match could even kill you."
"What match is this wresling match?" asked Jimmy.
"This match is a Hell in a Cell © match."
"Who would I face?" asked Jimmy.
"You would face, The Great One, simply known as 'Him'."
"Okay, why would I have to compete in this match in order to stay here?" asked Jimmy.
"There are two reasons. The first reason is to get out any aggression you may have built up inside of you, and the second reason is to see how dangerous you actually are where you are provoked. It is under the mayor's orders, not mine. Personally, I don't want to see you get hurt."
"When would I fight in this match?" asked Jimmy.
"You have to fight this match within 24 hours if you choose to shay here."
Jimmy thinks about his decision, and then decides to compete in the match.
"I want to compete in this match, right now." said Jimmy.
"Follow me then."
Jimmy and Chuck leave the employees' lounge and leave the Big and Cheesy, but not before Jimmy changes into his ring attire. Chuck and Jimmy are escorted into a limo. The limo escorts Chuck and Jimmy to an abandoned place inside…Retroville. The place was abandoned until the towns of Retroville and Dairy Town were contacted that Jimmy accepted the match. Now the once abandoned place is home to an audience of over 40,000 people. Jimmy immdedately sees Carl and Sheen along with his parents. He looks around before he leaves the limo; he sees his schoolmates, Sheen's family, Carl's family, Libby's family and even Cindy's family. He is really surprised to see Libby there. He is especially surprised to see her under police protection. Jimmy slowly gets out of the limo, and his ears pick up the cheer of his screaming 'fans'. Jimmy gets out of the limo and stares at the stucture he was about to step into. The stucture consists of a steel cage, with a roof, that is 20ft. in height. The stucture surrounds the ring. There are non-lethal weapons that are hidden under the ring. Jimmy stares at the stucture with awe, then shakes his head with respect, and bravely enters the steel structure. He grabs a steel chair on his way inside the ring. He stands in the middle of the ring, waiting patently for his opponent, 'Him'. Just as Jimmy made it into the center of the ring, Metallica's Seek and Destroy © song came on. Jimmy's opponent, 'Him', made his way to ringside, and, just like Jimmy had done moments ago, grabs a steel chair and enters the ring. One of the referees locks up the cell, trapping the two opponents and the other referee inside. The other referee checks both people for lethel weapons; they both had none. The referee rings the bell, and the battle begins. 'Him' puts his steel chair inbetween the top and middle rope, and then he tries to attack Jimmy. Jimmy, on the other hand, hits 'Him' on the back with the chair, but it doesn't even seem to faze 'Him'. 'Him' takes Jimmy and close-lines him. Then he takes him and flings him into the chair; Jimmy then screams out in pain. 'Him' then takes the other steel chair and hits Jimmy in the back with it. 'Him' then grabs a table from under the ring and places it in the center of the ring. 'Him' then grabs a latter and brings it in the ring. 'Him' places the latter on the ringpost and places Jimmy on the table, or tries too at least. As 'Him' was about to put Jimmy on the table, Jimmy hits 'Him' with a low blow. Jimmy then flings 'Him' into the latter and the ringpost. 'Him', like before, seems unfazed. 'Him' takes Jimmy and flings him into the ringpost, further injuring his shoulder. 'Him' then goes outside the ring and grabs a barbed-wire-covered sledgehammer. 'Him' then climbs back into the ring, and hits Jimmy on the head with the special sledgehammer, which causes Jimmy to bleed. 'Him', sensing his chance, punches Jimmy in the head, further causing the head injury to bleed. Then, to add insult to injury, 'Him' slaps Jimmy across the face. When 'Him' did that, something inside Jimmy snapped. Jimmy, who many thought was knocked out, came out of the corner swinging. Jimmy, after fighting out of the corner, close-lines 'Him', almost beheading him in the process. Jimmy then climbs onto a turnbuckle and lands a magnificent shooting star press on his opponent. Jimmy then climbs out of the ring and grabs every weapon he could find under the ring, which he flings into the ring. Jimmy then levels 'Him' with almost every weapon he had in his procession. Jimmy then grabs the latter 'Him' had earlier, and bashes the cell door with it, opening it immediately. Jimmy then throws the latter on top of the cell, and grabs a table, which he also throws on top of the ring. Jimmy climbs back into the ring and grabs the now-semi-unconscious 'Him' and a steel chair. Jimmy carries the steel chair and 'Him' to the top of the cell. Jimmy sets 'Him' down and grabs the latter, which he stands up on the cell. Jimmy then grabs the table and sets it up right above the table that is held in the ring, 20 ft. below. Jimmy grabs him and puts him on top of the 10ft latter. Jimmy, steel chair in hand, hits 'Him' in the head, causing him to fall off the latter, through one table, through the cell, and through the other table. The referree immediately calls for the bell, signaling an end to the hellacious match. The 40,000-person crowd goes into a silence at the match they have just witnessed. The ring referee, after calling for some medical attention, climbs the cell, and raises Jimmy's arms in victory. Jimmy's eyes roll into the back of his head and his tongue shoots out of his mouth. His eyes return to normal a few seconds later, and his tongue returns into his mouth. Then, after climbing down the cell, he enters unconciousness himself.