I'll just skip the 'Sorry for the lack of updates' and will receive any punishment you see fit. *sweatdrops*

Original Idea is credited to: Leia De Flourite- There was this one boy, Dennis, who was more or less the class clown and one time, when we had arts, he scribbled stupid little notes on those yellow, sticky post-its like "I'm stupid", "Milk me", "Moo" and "hot booty" and he used to stick them to the teacher's back while patting on his shoulders and we all snickered but our teacher never knew why, he just yelled at some point: "For god's sake, Dennis, why are you so touchy?"

Just witched it up a bit. Poor Kuro. XD

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Kurogane turned around over his shoulder for the fifth time in the past ten minutes. His ears picked up a lot of snickering and giggling amongst the students who was in the hallway. It was lunch break and the gym teacher was on his way to deliver some documents to a couple of teachers on the other side of the school.

He scowled as the giggles and the snickering grew louder. His guard was up but he had no idea what was so damn funny. And what were those brats patting his back for?

"Hey Kurogane-sensei!"

"'Sup Kurogane-sensei!"

"Nice day, isn't it Kurogane-sensei?"

He just doesn't understand brats.

"Hey, I got you guys some papers that need signing."

Subaru-sensei; the English teacher looked up from a script and smiled. "Oh hello there Kurogane-sensei." He politely greeted. "It's not often that you visit here."

"Gee, I wonder why." The gym teacher sarcastically said.

Kamui-sensei; the philosophy teacher glared at the gym teacher before drinking his coffee.

Rolling his eyes, Kurogane gave Subaru the papers. "Anyway, the witch wanted me to give you those papers and look them over. She also needs your signature; your and vamp-boy over there."

The violet-eyed teacher glared over his cup.

Kurogane eyed over the script that Subaru was looking over. "Romeo and Juliet, huh?"

"Huh? Oh yes! This." Subaru pointed at the folded paper. "It's for the spring play. Yuuko-sensei picked this one."

"Good luck."

Subaru sighed. "I know."

"So…can I get a cup of coffee before I go back? I want something to drink before going back to the witch and the moron." Kurogane said.

"Oh sure." Subaru. "Go right ahead. Just….make sure you do it quickly." He nervously chuckled. "Kamui-nii-san is possessive over coffee."

Nodding, the gym teacher went over to the coffee table.

Kamui glanced at the gym teacher to make sure he doesn't make too much coffee. Then his eyes widened as he got a good look of the man's back. "S-Subaru." He whispered.

Subaru blinked as he looked up from the document. "What is it, Kamui-nii-san?" He saw Kamui point to Kurogane's back. He followed the finger. Then he covered his mouth as his eyes widened. "Oh my."

Meanie

Jerk.

Prude.

Bad Wolf.

Snout-face.

Loser.

Freak.

Hot Ass.

The list goes on.

"Holy crap." Kamui whispered. "How the hell could he not see that?"

"M-Maybe his jacket's too thick." Subaru pointed out. "I mean….he can't be that oblivious to the students…can he?"

Kamui just sipped his coffee.

"Kuro-sama-sensei~!"

Three heads turned to see the bubbly chemistry teacher waving at them from the doorway.

"I finally found you~!" Fai cheered.

"God, kill me now." Kurogane grumbled.

"Oh hello, Subaru-kun, Kamui-kun." Fai waved to the twins as he made his way over to the gym teacher.

"Hello Fai-sensei."

"Whatever."

Kurogane rolled his eyes as he poured some coffee into his cup.

"So Kuro-puu-sensei," Fai started as he leaned over the man's back. "Yuuko-sensei wants to know if you'll be joining us afterschool for some drinks."

"Screw that." Kurogane stated. "When school's out, I'm going straight home."

"Aww~! Come on Kuro-rin-sensei!" Fai pouted. "You never have any fun and you're still young! Just for a little bit. I promise I won't overdo it again~!"

"What does he mean by 'overdoing it'?" Subaru asked.

Kurogane sighed. "Do you remember that article about Catman and the harassments?"

"Yeah?"

"You're looking at the moron." The gym teacher sighed.

"Oh my." Subaru chuckled.

"Kuro-tan-sensei, don't change the subject!" Fai was practically hanging off the man's back. "Just tonight, then you can go home. I promise; no more funny business. Please~?"

"Fine. Just get off my damn back." Kurogane sighed. "I'll meet you and the witch in the front of the damn school. And bring Yuui with you, I want someone sane to talk to anyway."

"Yay~! You're coming." Fai hugged the man. "Okay then I'll tell Yuuko-sensei and Yuui and we'll meet with you later." He then patted Kurogane's back. "We'll be waiting~!" With that Fai left as he waved goodbye to the twins.

Kurogane rolled his eyes as he held his cup. "Really? Doesn't that moron have anything better to do then get drunk on a school day?" He then sipped his coffee. "Well I should get back. Let me know when you two are done with that. I'll be back before the end of school today." With that he left.

The gym teacher was so into his coffee and he missed the look twins were giving on his back which had something new on it.

Fai-sensei's sex slave.

Subaru looked at his brother with a look of shock. "Should….we tell him about those post-it notes that are on his back?"

Blinking, Kamui sipped his coffee. Then there was a small smirk on those lips.

"I wouldn't"

END

A bit OOC in plot but hey; humor's humor. XD

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