Found a review on a fan fiction I was reading and decided to use it.

xXPokeFictionXx posted it.

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Marco carefully brushed his hair into well done Marco spikes, checking himself in the mirror and clicking his tongue.

"Perfect. "

Star trotted into the bathroom to see Marco dusting off his well pressed red hoodie and pants. His hair done as perfectly as always.

" Why are you dusting yourself? " Star asked as she grabbed her Wand. " Super School Change! " Swirls of light encircled the girl and encased her before breaking off her like a shell. Today, she wore her blue dress with a red and pink belt wrapping around her waist. She had on her feather like blue boots that gave her a bit of height and her blue leggings. And of course her signature devil horned headband. " You know you're clean. "

" But today, " Marco started, turning to the magic princess with a smile on his face. " I will confess to Jackie and ask her on a date. "

Star excitedly clapped her hands together and put a hand on his shoulder. " That's great Marco! " She ignored the slight feeling of boiling blood in her arms.

" Marco's back is really sweaty and it's like a waterfall going down there. "

Star let her eyes widen as she looked at Marco who covered his mouth. " I didn't need to know that, Diaz. "

" And now Marco's brain is saying things to his heart about —" Marco slapped his hand over his mouth and peeped through to Star. "I'm not saying this. Something else is!"

Star raised an eyebrow as Marco looked at her expectantly. "Then what else is, Marco? Spill!"

"If I knew, Marco would tell you he—" Marco slapped his other hand over his mouth.

"Why are you talking in third person, Marco?" Star curiously bit her Wand and stared at Marco.

"You didn't spell me when I was sleeping, right? RIGHT?! "

" No! I would never... Lie to you about using magic on you after the beard incident. " Star started chomping on the Wand. " I dunno what this is. "

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Marco walked down the hallway with Star at his side, reciting all his lines to Jackie in his head. Then through his mouth.

" Jackie, Marco likes—" Marco slapped his hand over his mouth. "Jackie, I like S—"

"You like what Marco? " Star asked beside him after waving to Sabrina down the hall.

" Nothing! " Marco exclaimed.

Star looked at him worriedly. " You sure? Your mouth isn't doing whatcha want it to do. Maybe confessing to Jackie today isn't such a good idea... "

" No, Star, " Marco uncovered his mouth. " I know someone who can help. "

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"I'll help you for a price, Marco. "

" What do you want Janna?! " Marco was losing his patience here. And with little of it left... Eh... Who knows what could happen? No body knows 'cause it doesn't happen.

" Let whatever it is do whatever it wants. " Janna said smugly, twirling her fork in her hand.

" Let me guess, you already know what it is? " Marco asked in a deadpan voice.

" Yep! " Marco rolled his eyes as he stood up from the lunchroom table with Star at his side.

Janna got up from her seat and walked with her hands in her pockets towards Marco's locker.

Marco raised an eyebrow as she turned to combination and opened his locker. "Dude... Stop stalking me."

"I don't necessarily call it stalking, I call it watching from afar. " Janna replied as Star giggled.

" Well... You do that Janna. Tell me if he snores at night! " Star laughed to the girl.

Marco gave her a look of disbelief. " Don't egg her on! I can't believe you're on the dark side now Star! "

" There's a dark side?! " Star grabbed her Wand.

"Marco really wants to laugh at how cute Star is being right this second." Marco slapped his hand over his mouth as Star gave him a look of shock.

Suddenly, dark gray clouds moved across the sky and blocked the sun, Marco breaking down in front of the whole school. He fell to the floor as his hands covered his chest, grabbing his hoodie as something grew from his neck. It was like a mini head that had a face and teeth... And hair. The clouds dispersed and the sun shown down to the school.

"What the... " Star whispered as she grabbed her Wand and pointed it at his neck before bending down. Now she cooed and awwed at the head on Marco's neck. " So cute! I'll call you Marco Jr.! "

" Marco really likes—" Marco covered the head with his hand.

"Don't give this thing a name! I just want it gone! "

" Well... " Janna looked at the head on Marco's neck and smiled. " I knew that was what it was. Looks like you got yourself a Naysaya! "

Marco rolled his eyes as Janna tried to play a country accent. " What does this Naysaya do exactly? "

" You see, " Janna removed the back of Marco's locker and pulled out a book. " The Naysaya—"

"Wait a second... " Marco held up his hands and looked at Janna. " You have a secret space in my locker?!"

"Yeah and? " Janna continued with what she was saying. " The Naysaya prevents ones true love from confessing to their soul mate. It blatters all of their insecurities."

Marco groaned till he saw something in the picture on the page. He let out a sigh. "Star, can I borrow your dimensional scissors?"

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"Oh dude! I'm put that curse on you to stop you from asking out Star! " Tom said, playing his video game.

" But now I can't ask out this other girl!" Marco exclaimed, ignoring the slight burning in his face.

Tom gave him a knowing look before talking again. "Sorry bout that dude."

"Can you take the curse off me? " Marco asked, the Naysaya looking around the demon's bedroom in awe.

" Nope. You have to let it run its course! "

" How long will that take? "

" How many insecurities do you have? " Tom gave him the side eye before playing his game once more.

Marco let out a groan before opening a portal to his room.

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Marco sat on his bed in a fortress of pillows he found in his closet. He wrapped his arms around his knees and leaned forward.

"My life is over. "

" Marco?! " A knocking came on his door, letting him look up. " Are you in there? Are you okay? "

" Yes and no." Marco sighed. "Star, my life is over. I can't even walk peacefully without this thing yelling my insecurities."

He heard shuffling, making him move to see Star's finger poking itself under the door. It sat up and twisted to look at Marco. He secretly cringed. The things Mewmans can do.

"Come on Marco! Don't let A Naysaya get you down!" Star said in a high pitched voice. "You may have insecurities, but that doesn't mean anything. Just let the Naysaya say what he's got to say and except yourself! Now, if you excuse me... I'm running out of blood because this door is really cutting off my blood flow. Little Star Finger out! "

And like that, the finger untwisted and moved back under the door.

Marco smiled, his cheeks dusting red.

" She's a good friend," The Naysaya commented.

Marco gave it a look before jumping out of bed. "What do you want so I can buy your silence?!"

"What? " Tha Naysaya asked, confused.

" What do ya want?! "

" Well... Naysaya was never asked what he wanted before... "

" Well today's your lucky day" Marco said sarcastically. "What do you want?"

"Well, can Naysaya have cereal, please? " Naysaya asked.

" Cereal? Okay! " Just as Marco was about to march out the door, Naysaya stopped him.

" But in Naysaya's own mouth... "

" Sure."

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Marco gave Naysaya about half the bowl of cereal before he stopped.

"Now, do you promise to stay quiet about tomorrow? " Marco asked.

"Naysaya's lips are sealed."

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Marco wrapped a red scarf around his neck as he walked up to Jackie, Star and Janna leaning on the lockers.

"What's he doing? " Janna asked.

" I gave him a little pep talk yesterday of course! " Star said happily, looking over to Janna with a large smile. She didn't know...

" We're in for a surprise, " Janna whispered, turning back to the scene of Marco and Jackie.

" Hey Marco! You cold? You have a scarf around your neck... "

" Oh this... Heh heh... I... Snowboard to school in the mornings! " Marco lied.

" No way! ME TOO! " Jackie exclaimed happily before there was a muffled yet still clear statement from Marco's neck.

" Marco used to tape a picture of Jackie Lynn Thomas to a pillow and practice kissing her on it. "

Star flinched, Marco did the same.

Jackie widened her eyes and said, " Maybe I should go... "

" No Jackie wait! " Marco stopped the girl and sighed. " That wasn't me, it was... " Marco removed the scarf from his neck and revealed the Naysaya.

" Hello Miss Thomas, " Naysaya said in his accent.

Gasps erupted from the hallway as a crowd gathered around the scene.

" He's been making me say weird stuff about me all yesterday about my insecurities. But looks like I'll come clean." Marco took a deep breath and started dropping his insecurities at his feet, letting everyone see and hear them.

"But the worst one... " Marco gulped as he took out a piece of paper that had a large glob of greengreen paint on it. " This painting you made of the Earth in art class."

"That was supposed to be a watermelon..." Jackie pointed out.

"Well it looked like Earth to me. Anyway, it reminds me of the worse insecurity yet. This reminds me of how we're all just small dots on this little marble launched out into space for no reason, forever alone in this endless void of darkness. "

" Wow Marco... That was deep... " Jackie said, her eyes wide.

" And that's about it. Unless I left anything out... " Marco stared at the Naysaya who only smiled at him.

" Oh Marco, you left out a lot... "

" You wouldn't dare... " Marco whispered.

" Oh Naysaya would, " he said back.

" Dare what? " Star asked Marco curiously, walking forward to stand beside him.

" It's happening..." Janna whispered, grabbing her phone and she started to record everything about to go down. "Everyone, get out your phones."

Knowing Janna, everyone did as told and started to record the scene.

"How about your crush on... " Naysaya began.

" No... " Marco whispered.

" Star Butterfly? "

" What... " Star whispered, looking at Marco, but his eyes were to the ground and not looking at her at all.

" SHUT UP! " Marco cried, looking at the thing on his neck. Turning towards Jackie, he saw her with her phone out, recording everything on video.

" Marco told Star that he still liked Jackie so she could think he still liked Miss Thomas. BUT HE DOESN'T! " Naysaya yelled.

" SHUT... UP... " Marco whispered as Star moved forward a bit. He took a step back.

" Marco loves the way Star smells! Like rainbows and chocolate and vanilla! Oh! And strawberry... "

Marco lowered his head further down as Naysaya kept blurting out his secrets.

" Marco loves the way she looks! Her blonde hair looking like the sun! Star brightens up Marco's day! Her blue, Sapphire eyes make him want to melt when she looks at him... Similar to what's going on now. Not to mention that beautiful, Angel like voice. The way she cares for others... For him.

"He doesn't care if she doesn't have curves like other girls do. Marco loves Star the way she is! Just perfect!

"Marco loves the fact they live in the same house so he sees her everyday without fail. Even better, he loves watching movies and eating his nachos every Thursday. Maybe Friday or any day of the week. He loves that he takes care of her.

"Oooh oh! And don't forget everytime she smiles he just wants to kiss her face! And how this all started back at that Blood Moon Ball where their souls were intertwined for all eternity! "

A gasp escaped Star and other students, everyone closing in on Marco and his secret spiller.

" Everything about Miss Star makes Marco love her, from her personality, to her beauty. And that's all I have to tell. "

Suddenly, dark clouds covered the sky and with a zap of lightening to Marco's neck, Naysaya, was gone.

The sun shined back down to the school where Marco stood, staring at his shoes.

" Marco... " Star whispered, he angel like voice shining to Marco.

" Save it... I know you don't like me either... So... " Marco frowned and narrowed his eyes as he stared harder at his shoes. He pulled his hood onto his head.

" Marco... " Star walked over to the boy and lifted his face into the air. " Are you okay? "

Marco gave a small, sad smile. " Even after that you're still worried about me... "

" Well duh, you're my best friend... And... " Star leaned in and planted her lips on Marco's, making him go stiff.

The students around them gasped before nodding happily, still holding their phones and filming.

Star had wrapped her arms around Marco's neck as Marco finally closed his eyes and wrapped his arms around her waist, pulling her closer.

Star pulled away first, Marco opening his eyes with a look of shock, surprise, and love topped it off.

"... Now officially... My boyfriend, " Star announced, kissing his cheek and skipping off.

The students crowded even closer to Marco who touched his lips, then cheek, and whispered, " I'm her boyfriend..." before giving a drunken smile and falling to the floor.

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Well... THAT'S IT! Whoopee! Okay fine...

I'll put some more...

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Star happily scrolled YouTube, until she came across Janna's YouTube account.

"Huh, I wonder what she's got... " Star whispered before clicking on her friend's account.

Then she clicked the newest video posted...

Star felt her mouth drop open as she watched the whole thing... Marco confessing and everyone filming on their phones.

Even the video quality was awesome!

Marco walked into her room, about to scare her only to see that... She was watching Janna's video with him confessing.

And with that, Marco quickly flipped around and walked out of her room.