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HAIIII YOOO! sorry for not updating yesterday, I slept like dead! school's too much TT^TT ok ok, i wont go on and on about how TIRED i am but here is the chap you've all been waiting for! have you..? PLANS PART TWWWWOOOOOOOO! ;D sadly, i dont have enough time for double update today ! so sooorryyyy!
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Chapter Twenty Five
PLANS PART TWO
Plan C…
"Great, that stupid Soul just had to pass out in the midst of my plans! I needed him for Plan C..."
"What should my next one be..?"
I walked pass a room.
"Wait a minute…"
I grinned and shuffled back. "Drama Club eh?"
"OI."
"EEK..!"
"EEK, HUH? WHAT KINDA GUY ARE YOU?"
"SPARE US!"
"GIMME YOUR CHOCO –"
"RUN AWAY!"
"Oi! Don't run away when I'm talking!"
I sighed. "All I want was chocolate…"
Then Liz walked pass me. She jumped. "WOAH!"
She widened her eyes. "Is that you Maka..?"
I took off the bandages on my head. "Yep."
"WHAT are you wearing..?"
I sighed. "I'm trying to be a tough looking –"
"Mummy?" Cut in Liz.
"Noooo. I tried to look like one of those mysterious scary yankees!"
"The scary part worked for you even without you wearing that!"
I gave her a look. "I do not look scary!"
"Whatever makes you feel better, hun. What the hell are you trying to do anyway?"
"Get chocolate…"
"Hmm… Aren't you a yankee?"
I looked at her. "Uh yeah…"
"Go steal."
"DUDE! THAT IS JUST RUDE!"
"SORRY, SORRY!"
I grinned. "On the other hand…"
She sighed. "You retarded girl…"
Plan D…
"Mwahaha, I'm so glad I took that extra How To Open Locks training camp when I was still a yankee…"
I pushed in two bobby pins (stolen from Liz) into the back of the lock which had a keyhole. THANK GOD RICH KID LOCKS HAVE THEM!
I fiddled around with the pins until there was a CLICK.
"Opeeen~!"
I gaped in horror at the locker.
"W-W-W-WW-W-W-W-WHAT THE FUCK..!"
I slammed it shut with a loud BANG and ran off.
The owner of that locker…
"HAVE YOU NO FUCKIN SHAME?"
Plan E…
I never thought I'd reach plan E… This… Is my last option…
I chucked the big cardboard box in front of my class and got in.
A few people were approaching.
HA! THEY COME!
As they walked over, they stared at me.
"Caaan I pwese have some cho~co~laaate, onee - chaaaan?" I said sweetly, using my puppy eyes.
I swear I saw them shiver. "What… What the fuck..?"
Tick. Tick. Tick. My patience is running thin…
"Are you like some sorta… Hobo..?"
What did he just call me..?
"EMO more like it!"
P-Patience…
They chucked money in the box. "Here ya go! Some charity for the poor!"
They all laughed.
"THAT'S IT MOTHER FUCKERS!" I screamed.
"YEEKS!" all of them exclaimed and ran off.
I punched the wall. "I… AM NEVER… DOING THAT AGAIN."
"Whatcha doing, Maka – chaan?"
I turned around to see Patti at the doorway.
I kicked the box. "Nothing."
"Chocolate?"
"YES."
She giggled. "All ya need is a pweetty dress, some makeup and a cute smile (Disclaimer: Phrase is from Soul.E DTK1998's review :)!)!"
"DRESS..?" I sighed. "THIS IS ALL FOR THE SAKE OF CHOCOLATE!"
Patti grinned. "So I can take a camera right?"
I gave her a look.
"Hehe… Looks like a no?"
I never thought I'd be taking advice from Patti but…
Here goes nothing!
Plan F…
"Hey! That girl looks cute over there! Think I can pick her up?"
"Haha, go work your magic!"
Eugh… Perverted bastards…
A hand grabbed my shoulder. "Hey babe, wanna hang –"
I turned around, grinning.
He froze.
"HEY BABE. WANNA GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE?" I said.
He still didn't move.
I heard his friend running away.
"DO I… LOOK THAT BAD..?"
Before I knew it, he was screaming and bolting down the hallway.
I sighed and wiped the makeup off with my dress (which was borrowed from the Drama Club as well…).
I have learnt something.
NEVER take advice from Patti ever again.
I couldn't be stuffed taking off the dress so I just went to the rooftop.
NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO HUNGRY!
I sighed and sat down, staring at the sky.
"Oii."
I turned around to see Soul at the rooftop door.
"Weren't you passed out?" I asked.
He made a face. "Yep. Your cooking is fuckin poisonous –"
"MAKA –CHOP!"
"FUCK!" he yelled, gripping his head. "IT HURTS MORE TODAY!"
"It's cuz I haven't eaten any chocolate. Valentine's is my chocolate day…"
"EVERYDAY is your chocolate day."
"True that."
He sighed and chucked me a box. "Here. Happy Valentine's."
I opened it and my eyes glittered. "CHOCOLATE!" I looked at him. "When did you..?"
"When you were off doing stupid things, I made it."
"But I'm pretty sure the cooking club forced me to clean up the kitchen before I ran away…"
He sighed again. "Lil cleaning's nothing! You should be honoured, receiving chocolate from someone as cool as me."
"Ahaha..!" I smiled. "Thanks! Happy Valentine's… Biatch!"
End of Chapter Twenty Five