Dudes! You can do better than that! Is my story that old? Does no one want to read it anymore? Why did I only get 3 reviews this time 'round?

You know, it make people want to stop writing when they think no one out there is reading. I feel tempted to leave my story here, in the dust, ran over, and dead. Just sitting there, unfinished, haunting me…

But I won't,

because inu-yusukekaiba102 asked me to "Please update soon!"

because boy of anime was such a sweetie.

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Ranma told Akane that she was a criminal. They couldn't get married, without getting caught. So instead of "getting married," they skipped to their honeymoon… pretending they were married.

Akane and Ranma sat in a dark alley. They couldn't leave until they were sure no one would see them. Akane giggled as Ranma tickled her.

"Hey lovebirds! Get out here and show your dirty faces!" Someone called in a harsh tone, "I bet there's an ugly guy, and an attractive girl. Get out here."

Ranma put his finger to his lips, and wrapped his arms around Akane, protecting her.

When neither Akane or Ranma answered or emerged from the dark shadows, the mysterious man got angry.

"Yo! People! Can't ya here me? You deaf?" He hollered. Ranma shushed Akane, and slipped into the street.

"I was right. It is an ugly boy."

Ranma kept his head down, in fear of being recognized. Ranma moved with his "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" speed. He smacked the boy, and punched him in the nose.

"Come on Akane. He's blacked out, let's leave while we can."

Akane scurried after Ranma.

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"Mr. Saotome, was there any reason your son might've run away?" the police officer asked.

All three Tendo's stared daggers at Mr. Saotome.

"He's done so many awful things…" Kasumi started.

"Including all that bride stuff…" Nabiki added.

"…" Mr. Tendo stood quietly.

Suddenly, another police officer entered the room. He walked briskly to the other. He whispered into her ear.

She gasped and nodded.

"Mr. Tendo, your daughter is missing too."

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