My absolutely, perfect normal life… ARE YOU CRAZY? NOT!
Chapter 22
"Bitchy vs. Clueless"
"Welcome families of Romeo High! This is a family event where all is competing for the family award! Now first of all I want everybody to follow the rules, second… HAVE FUN! So let the games begin!" announce the announcer.
Ok, this is my chance. Once and for all April will go down, hard. She will suffer all the times she made fun of me, and most of all… uh… nah, I have nothing.
""Hope you lose Aries" April laugh at me.
"Why thank- SHUT UP!" I shouted back. April and I glared at each other non stop, Drake and Clara were just… who the hell cares, and our husbands… well, being know it alls and keeping it cool.
"Our first event… math questions! Let's have the Hiwatari family and March family up here shall we?" the announcer said. Math questions!? THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT NOT MATH CLASS!
"Don't worry families, these are only grade one questions so calm down"
Ok, only grade one questions, should be good enough.
"Let's have the fathers up first!"
I saw Kai and March headed up the stage first. I cross my fingers, you better win Kai!
"Here's our first question! Ashley has twenty apples, she ate ten. How much does she have left?"
"Ten" said the know it all Kai.
"No! It's six; I am so going to win this…"
"The point goes to Kai!" the announcer yelled. The families were cheering loud while I had an awkward expression on my face. Wow… I was thinking thirty…
"Next, the kids up!"
Drake walks up the stage with Clara. Drake! That's my boy! Beat her ass!
"Question two, Cristina has five coins, she earn twenty after doing the milk delivery. How many coins does she have now?"
"Twenty-five" Drake shouted. I winced, why is he shouting?
"Uh… what he said!" Clara shouted back.
"Sorry, Drake gets the point" the announcer said. Clara started crying and April came up to get her. Drake ran up to me and embraces me. I returned the embrace.
"Well done Drake" I said with a smile.
"Next up! The mothers!"
This is my chance to shine!
I walk up the stage with April walking on the other side. We glared at each other.
Bring. It. On.
"Our last question! What is... one plus one?"
I smirk. I am so going to win this round.
"Window" I said simply with a proud smirk on my face. I heard someone smacking there forehead in the crowd. I look into the crowd, Kai?
"You idiot" I heard him muttered.
"Neh?"
"Two" April said proudly.
"The answer goes to April" the announcer laugh. I glared.
"Wait a minute! My answer was right!" I shouted. The announcer looks at me awkwardly. I took out a pencil and paper. These people…
"1 1 Window! Don't you get it?" I ask. The announcer look at it carefully and gave an 'o' expression.
"I get it! I guess you can have the point as well"
"What!? But that's not-"
"Oh shush, at least you got a point" I said with a smirk. April stuck her tongue out.
Game one… over: Hiwatari – 3 March - 1
Our break…
"Yay! Were winning!" Drake said as he drank his juice. I smiled, you got that right.
"Your mom got the point for no freaking reason" Kai said harshly. I glared at him.
"Well, at least we got the damn point so shut your mouth jerk!" I shouted. Kai glared at me. I hate the way he does it.
"Hn, you better watch what you say Aries" he warned.
"Tch, what are you going to do about it ass wipe? I'm a girl so-"
Whack!
"DAMN IT KAI!" I rub my head with a tear strolling down my eye. Aren't there any rights here for women any more?
"Hn, like I said" Kai said with a smirk.
Whack!!
"Damn Aries…" Kai muttered while rubbing his cheek. I smirk in triumph.
"IF MEN CAN HIT! SO CAN WE GIRLS YA JACKASS!" I shouted.
Whack!!!
"STOP IT KAI!!!"
"And who's going to make me?"
"As usual, me!"
(Hit in balls)
"Aries… women aren't suppose to hit men in those kinds of places" Kai muttered as he fell to the ground. I sweat drop… I have no idea there weakness… was there…
"Oh…uh… I so didn't do that…" and with that, I left in a flash. Drake laughs while clapping his hands. Kai was still… well cursing every word he knows.
"EVENT NUMBER TWO! WRESTLING!!!"
My family and I were watching other families beating the crap out of each other in the ring of mud. One got a black eye, another broken leg and… well, you don't want to know the rest.
"Next up, Hiwatari vs. March! I wonder who's going to win this time" The announcer said as he called us up.
I was wearing a red helmet while Kai was wearing a black helmet and Drake… I cute power ranger helmet.
"Wait a minute" I walk up to Drake and switch helmets with him. Ah! Much better!
April was wearing a pink helmet while her child and husband were wearing purple.
"Let's have the husbands up first. Which ever man that can't fight, the opposite opponent wins, ready?"
"Ready!" Bill shouted while punching his stomach. Ok… man's pride.
"Hn" Kai smirks. Damn it Kai! Why do all so called cool people say that word? That is so… so… great, now I don't know how to say it.
"Begin!"
The fight began. Billy pulled Kai to the ground while Kai punch him in the stomach. Billy coughs while Kai push him to the ground. The mud was getting all over there clothes. I stared… Kai looks… pretty much like a pig there. But… well, cute as well. I smiled, aw…
Just then, Kai headlock Billy and slam him into the mud. April look terrified.
"Get up you asshole!" she shouted. I glared at her, wow, some support…
Suddenly Billy punch Kai in the face and he headlock Kai. I glared.
"KAI, GET OUT OF THERE THIS INSTANT!" I shouted. People were starring at me, Hn, like I care! Wait a minute… now I know why people say 'Hn' in a sentence… I'm catching on!
Kai made a roar and back flip Billy, causing billy to land on his back. H yelled out a cry of pain while Kai body slams him. I cheered. Go Kai!
"I give up!" Billy cried. The crowd went cheering while I jump in the air with Drake.
"Point goes to Kai!" the announcer shouted "Next… the kids!"
I patted Drake on the shoulders and smiled. Drake smiled back at me and ran into the ring. I watch… I hope Drake doesn't get hurt.
"Begin!"
"You're so going down Drake!" Clara shouted. Drake grunted and let out his hand, signaling Clara to come. Clara sneered and ran towards Drake. Drake smirks and pushes Clara to the ground. Clara made out a loud cry and stood. She started crying and ran to April, but she signals her to go back. Clara stared at her mother in disbelief and turns around and glared. Drake gulps.
"I hate you!" Clara cried. She started running towards him and laid every punch she had. Sadly Drake dodges them.
It was two hours and Clara's been on it since the beginning. Drake got tired.
"I give up" he said. He ran back to me and sat on my leg. I smiled.
"It's ok Baby, mommy's here" I said as I rock him back and forth.
"The point goes to Clara!" the announcer cried "Next we have the mothers!"
I smirk. She is so going down. The Hiwatari's are winning while the March's have two points. Well, that's sad.
"Bring it on!" I shouted. April look at the mud then at me.
"One sec" she said. I raise an eyebrow, Neh?
She ran over to the announcer and whispered something in his ear. He smirks and mouths, 'be at my house at six… don't be late' then he gave a seductively kiss to her but she turn away. I wonder…
"The March's earn two more points! Also the March's aren't going to bad this round!" the announcer announce. I glared.
"WHAT!? AND WHEN DID THATHAPPEN!?!?!?" I shouted. April gave an evil smirk at me and laughs.
"Uh… because I said so… on t the next event-"
"Wait! You can't do that! That's not fair!" I cried.
"Life isn't fair, deal with it" April said. I glared at her.
"Well, I bet you bribe the announcer with your hot sexual body!" I countered. April gasp.
"Shut your mouth! At least I'm sexier than you!" she countered back.
"WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE EVENT YOU DIPSHIT!?"
"That's enough!" shouted the announcer "You guys are tie so clam down"
"Grr…." I grumbled
"Our last event…"
This better be good.
Kirisu - hey guys... i hate letting you guys down so here's a short chapter... well, i think this is short. So what' going to happen? Find out about the next chapter this friday. (sigh) thank you guys for the hugs :) i really apreciate it... :(
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