JACK SPICER'S EVIL COOKING SHOW: Jack Spicer's o' Lantern Evil Halloween P.B.&B. Sandwich.

I know it says Halloween, but you can eat it all year round. It was original called Kirby's Jack o' Lantern Evil Halloween P.B.&B Sandwich. Yep, the original wasn't as creative, but at least it had a name.

(Camera zooms in on Jack Spicer, who is wearing his black apron that says KISS THE KOOK in red letters. (Heehehehehe!) This is his cooking show; if you don't want to read go away!)

Jack: Welcome to my show: JACK SPICER'S EVIL COOKING SHOW! Today, we have a special guest, (Who I thought I got rid of, DAMN!), Good…(Sighs)…Jack.

Good Jack: (Comes out in an apron with a pocket shaped like a hotdog in an inappropriate place. OOOOooooo!) Waz up everybody?

Bad Jack: What's with the…um…meaty apron?

Good Jack: I didn't want to ware a fruity one like you! Ba-zing! (Does a that thing were you make your arms move like…um…that. Yeah.)

Bad Jack: At least I don't or act dress like I'm fruity. (Audience Oooos.)

Good Jack: Hey! I'm opened to what I like! I can dance and sing and be as gay as I want! Even though I'm not.

Bad Jack: And I'm not?

Good Jack: Well, let's just say, there's a lot of gays that wear black…

Bad Jack: LET'S JUST GET TO THE COOKING! (Smiles that creepy smile at the camera.)

We're making Jack Spicer's o' Lantern Evil Halloween P.B.&B. Sandwich, in other words, a peanut butter with banana sandwich that's cut pumpkin or jack o' lantern shaped! Let's get started.

First we toast the bread till brown. (Toast pops from toaster. Bad Jack grabs them.)Then we slap some peanut butter on (Spreads peanut butter on one slice of bread.)We then take some banana that's cut and stick 'em in the peanut butter. (So that they don't fall out. Peanut glue!(Puts bananas in peanut butter.)) We then slap the pieces together, and if you want, cut into a shape of a pumpkin! (Slaps pieces together.)Easy as pie!

Good Jack: Gays also cook fruity food…

Baaaaad Jack: SHUT UP AND DROP IT! You're getting repetitive.

Good Jack: Well, maybe you're gay….

Bad Jack: I'm not! Gosh!

Good Jack: Want to be? (Raises eye brown in questioning manner.)

Bad Jack: That is wrong on so many levels! One, I'm not gay, and two, YOU'RE ME!

Good Jack: Your point is?

Bad Jack: IT'S AS WORST THAN INBREEDING! MAYBE WORST! (Inbreeding is when you have a child with a close family member, Shakes ugh…I hope I didn't ofend anyone...)

Good Jack: Too bad cause the Authoress all ready made us have sex in a different story in this fan fic!

Bad Jack: THAT'S SOOOOOOO WRONG!

Good Jack: Yet, it feels soooooo right… (Starts towards Bad Jack.)

Bad Jack: LEAVE ME ALONE! (Starts running toward stage exit.)

Good Jack: OH NO YOU DON'T! (Starts after Bad Jack.)

(Camera turns to audience.) Audience: That's it for JACK SPICER'S EVIL COOKING SHOW! (Thousand of checks pile on Bad Jack that got back on stage after not finding an exit back stage.)

Good Jack: (Checks Bad Jack.) Good job people! Not only do I now have tons of cash, but also, I have an unconscious Jack for me! THANK YOU! (He drags Bad Jack of stage as credits roll and music plays. Some video was added at the end)

Good Jack: (In a fancy, expensive, hotel room with Bad Jack tied to bed. Bad Jack has his legs spread and in black Speedo underwear, leather, of course.) Now that you're mine, I shall do what I always wanted to do after I came to be as a goody-two-shoes Jack: have sex with a bad boy!

Bad Jack: (Tied and Gagged. Good Jack cuddles next to him.) MIFF! LEMIFFF MEMIFFF GOMIFFF!

Good Jack: I LOVE YOU TOO! (Cuddles closer to Bad Jack. Good Jack is in white Speedo underwear, again, leather.)

Bad Jack: MIFFFFF! (Thinking: Yet again?)

If you haven't read me other short series, The Nine Sided Dice: Jack Spicer's Feeling, when Anger was on the show, he kidnapped Alex (My OC.). He then was in a room, with Alex tied up and gagged, not like Jack is now, more like a hostage. He then cuddled with her and when Alex said to let her go, with her mouth gag in so her words were illegible, Anger said I love you and cuddled closer. So you know... Oh, and I would have put the French word for 'Yet Again', but my dictionary didn't have it and I don't know how to spell it. Dejavu?