Crazy story guys. I wrote this chapter, then I had to DELETE IT because I reached the 50 document limit. Thanks FFN. SO MUCH!

So anyways, thanks so much for 1,000 Views! In this chapter, an event so insanely cray cray is gonna happen, and I'm gonna introduce a few new characters.

Yay.

I swear I had to write at least 1,000 f*cking words! I raged. I mean it.

Anyways, this part is based off of this COMPLETE IDIOT I found on Soundation who made the worst songs I've ever heard XD it was just terrible.

Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my OCs. Now excuse me while I cry in a corner while I wish I didn't have to retype THIS WHOLE CHAPTER.

Jayfeather looked through Soundation and was enraged. This idiot was copying all of his songs, AND THEY WERE SO CRUDDY!

"Look at this! They copied 'I am Sexy,' 'I Love Sticks...' StarClan!"

"Oooh I'm a genie!" Geniekit came into the Medicine Den. "I SEE YOU NEED AI- I MEAN WIIISHEES! You have THREEE WISHEEEEES!"

"Alright... But I better not die!"

"What doo you meaaaan?"

"Well... Most people who make wishes usually almost die, right? I see it in all the movies..."

"Well thos're movies..." Geniekit replied.

"True. I WISH THE PERSON BEHIND XXXSEZYSONGSXXX (and that not a typo) NEVER EXISTED!"

"Ok!"

Then Jayfeather sighed in relief when... Something was missing.

"Wait... I wish I could see..."

Once he could see, he SLOWLY (emphasize that) tilted his head towards where Briarlight was, but then she was gone!

"Oh f************ck..." Jayfeather realized he made a big mistake.

So now he had a dilemma. He could either wish Briarlight, or turn himself into a she-cat so he can marry remotey or stick without being gay.

"Wait... I WISH I HAD 828228 MORE WISHES!"

"Ok."

"Wait... You can do that?"

"Yeah! You watch too much TV, Jayfeather!"

"I can't even wa- oh nevermind! I wish that Briarlight was back, but never made her Catation account. And I wish she remembered she made that account but I wished it away."

Then Briarlight came back.

"I'm sorry I copied you, Jayfeather. I just really loved your songs."

"It's alright. Now it's gone, and I CAN WISH!"

(On no. Chaos is coming to this story, guys. What will Jayfeather do!?)

"TURTLEKIT! WAAAKE! UUUUP! Armykit screamed at the one-day old kit.

"Ugh..."

"I KNOW YOU'RE A DAY OLD, BUT THATS NO. F*CKING. EXCUUUUSE!" He screamed loudly (emphasize on "screamed.")

"Armykit!" Poopypoop scolded.

"HEY! YOU SLOW F*CKS! GET OUT HERE ARMYKIT! YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE!"

"Wait, it's my 6 moon old birthday?"

"OH MY STARCLAN!" Poopypoop said. "I forgot about that!" She started grooming Armykit vigorously.

"HOW COULD YOU MOM!? HOOOOOOWWWW!?"

"You forgot to."

"Thank StarClan he's leaving." Keemkit cried. "He's so mean!"

"Ahhh! He's so cute!" They all said except for Armykit.

"Blablabla Armypaw Blablabla." Bramblestar said.

"Leafypaw?! (Soon to be Leafyishere) I don't want to sleep with him! He's mean!"

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