-.-.-Unadulterated Supernatural Crack-.-.-
Summary: A collection of crack drabbles based on the "What would Dean say if…" thread over at sn.tv These are my answers to some of the many hilarious questions asked.
25: Annoying kid routine…
WWDSI Sam started asking to go wee-wee every time they drove more than 5 miles?
Sam: Dean...
Dean: Wha?
Sam: Dean... I really need to go... I need to erm... go wee-wee
Dean: (side long glance) We've just got in the car...
Sam: I really need to go Dean.
Dean: Fine... there's bound to be a gas station in a few miles...
Sam: Nah-ah... Dean, I really need to go NOW.
Dean: Dude, you can wait a few miles, surely!
Sam: Deeeaaan!
Dean: (grits his teeth) Fine!
(pulls over and Sam jumps out the car and runs towards the edge of the road... returns a few minutes later)
Five miles later
Dean: (singing) I scream, you scream, we all scream for her...
Sam: Dean?
Dean: Wha' Sammy?
Sam: I need to go again...
Dean: Go where?
Sam: (cough) wee-wee...
Dean: You just went!
Sam: Yeah! Like five miles ago!
Dean: Exactly! What the hell's wrong with you?
Sam: I just need to go!
Dean: You can wait...
Sam: Dean! Stop the car... please!
Dean: (slams on the brakes and stares at his brother) Fine... go!
(Dean rests his head on the steering wheel and curses until Sam gets back)
Five miles later
Dean: (stares at mileometer thingy miggigy...) Don't even say it...
Sam: But Dean...
Dean: I'm stopping the car... okay? You big baby?
Sam: It's not my fault!
Dean: Yeah... okay... whatever! Just seriously, get a bladder transplant or something!
(stops the car)
Dean: You know there's a town in about five miles and they probably have a diner?
Sam: I really need to go now...
(Sam jumps out and runs to the side of the road
Five miles later... they're at a diner
Dean: Men's room is inside Sammy.
Sam: Don't need it...
Dean: You're kidding me right?
Sam: No...
Dean: Go... please... just in case.
Sam: Seriously Dean... I don't need it... I think I'm okay now.
(so they drive off)
Five miles later...
Sam: Dean...
Dean: (grits his teeth) You're holding it... I don't care if your kidneys burst or your bladder explodes... you're holding IT!
Sam: But...
Dean: I'm warning you Sammy... next time I stop this car for you to pee, I'm driving off without you...
A/N: cough Sam was errr... infected by a 24 hour demonic virus.. yer, that's right. It was a virus... Thanks for reading! :D And thanks for your reviews, they're so much fun to read!!