OKAYZ I updated! After I found the time! Anywayz...

In case, let's recap!

... Tobi's about to walk in on Suki and Deidara "going at it"

Recap over you can read on now!

Warning: A sorta not really lemon (although I think that's called a lime...) and EMBARRASSMENT!

"Are you absolutly sure about this Suki un?" Deidara asked, strattling himself over the brunette. Suki nodded, lifting her head up to kiss him. Deidara smirked into the kiss, running his tongue lightly along her bottom lip, asking for entrance. Suki repsonded, doing as she was told and opened her mouth slightly. Deidara's tongue entered her mouth, exploring the inside. Suki moaned into the kiss and Deidara continued to explore, loving the taste of her in every corner. He felt Suki's hands intertwin with his blonde locks, pulling him in closer to deepen their kiss. Suki's fingers found the back of his head band, and she untied it, letting his bangs fall a bit more loosely. Next she led her hands up to his ponytail, undoing the ribbon that held it up. After it was undone, she was shrouded in a curtain of blonde hair. Deidara pulled away from her mouth, moving down to her neck, starting to kiss it as well. Suki let out a soft moan as she felt Deidara's tongue run along her neck. Deidara eventually made his way to her sweet spot, and he dove his tongue into it, causing the brunette to gasp a little. Her hands slowly went down his back, finding the hem of his shirt. She knew it would have been difficult to lift it off in her position, so she rolled over, taking her place on top of the terrorist. She took his shirt off slowly, leaving light kisses along his stomache and chest as she lifted it off. She looked down at the stiches where his frorth mouth was, lightly tracing them with her fingers. Deidara shuddered a bit at the touch. Suki bent down to kiss him again. Deidara immediatly felt her soft pink tongue over his. He moaned a little bit when she took his tongue into her own mouth and sucked on it a little. Suki's hands led their way to the back of his neck, pulling him in closer to her. She felt Deidara smirk as he suddenly rolled her back over, with him on top again.

"Your not bad for your first time un." Deidara said suductivly.

"I kinda pick it up as I go." Suki answered. Deidara smirked, noticing that she still had her shirt on. His fingers found the hem of her shirt, and he quickly removed it. Deidara looked at Suki, who looked back, her eyes telling him to continue. Deidara took a silent breath, reaching under the brunette, undoing the hook in her bra. He finally uncliped it, ready to remove the black peice of clothing-

"Senpai? What are you doing to Suki-chan?" Tobi asked out, looking in at the two criminals. Deidara's face paled, while Suki turned bright pink, holding her bra up after it started to slip off. The masked ninja stayed there, waiting for his question to be answered. Deidara's shocked expression immediatly turned to anger.
"Tobi you God dammed baka DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO KNOCK FIRST UN?" He shouted, scrambling off the bed, careful not to hit Suki, and chased Tobi as he ran away screaming like a girl.

"And just when it was about to get fun..." Suki pouted.

"AHHHH SENPAI'S TRYING TO KILL TOBI!" Tobi's screams rang from upstairs. Pein sighed.

"Gosh, I didn't think interrupting a talk would make Deidara so angry." He muttered. At that moment, Tobi tumbled down the stairs, with Deidara close behind. As soon as Tobi pushed himself off the ground, Deidara caught him in a headlock.

"You stupid stupid asstard un!" He growled, unaware of the other members staring at him.

"Um, Deidara, what are you doing?" Musoka asked. Deidara looked up and dropped Tobi, who scrambled over and grabbed hold of the other blondes leg.

"S-senpai's mad at Tobi because Tobi walked in when Suki-kohai and Deidara-senpai were doing weird stuff!" He cried, tattling on Deidara. Deidara grit his teeth.

"Weird stuff?" Konan echoed. Deidara tried to think quickly.

"Yeah... Uh... Suki wanted me to... show her a wrestling move... after we talked... un..." Deidara said, making it up as he went. They all looked at his skeptically.

"So... You went upstairs..." Pein started.

"Yeah."
"talk to Suki, and I'm guessing now she understands that I actually am her father, am I correct?"
"Yeah."
"Then afterward, you take your shirt off and start wrestling her?"
"Yeah she's so weird sometimes un."

"..."

"..."

"... Okay, well that's good enough for me. Off to bed everyone. It's time for me to get out of these stupid disguises..." Pein muttered, walking upstairs, along with most of the Akatsuki.

Wow, I can't believe he actually bought it un... Deidara thought to himself as he quickly tried to get upstairs, back to Suki's room. Musoka sighed, trying to get Tobi off her leg.

I can't believe Suki and Deidara are actually going to do it... But I guess she's old enough now... But still, is she even re- Musoka gasped when she felt a small force smack her ass.

"That's to get you ready for later, birthday bitch." Hidan cooed, walking upstairs. Musoka growled, gritting her teeth. Tobi finally got up.
"Musoka-chan, why did Hidan smack your booty?"
"Nevermind that Tobi. Do you remember those moves Deidara was "showing" Suki?"

"Yeah! Do you want Tobi to show you?"
"... No..."
"Aww..."
"But Hidan probably wants you to show him Tobi! Why don't you go and give him the best you got?" Tobi saluted.

"Yes ma'am!" Tobi said excitedly, running upstairs to Hidan's room. Musoka smirked as she entered her room, hearing Hidan's-
"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"

Suki sat on her bed, putting her night shirt on as Deidara entered the room quietly.

"Sorry about that i don't think... Un?" He said, watching her put her black shirt on.

"I'm sorry Deidara, but... I mean... I want to... But not if... Dei?" He was gone.

Musoka laid on her bed, reading, as Deidara came storming in. He flipped up his covers, laid down and faced the wall.
"One word out of you un, and I will blow your ass all the way across the land of fire." He threatened. Musoka blinked, not saying a word.

Minutes passed, and Deidara was asleep. Musoka yawned loudly, closing her book, getting ready to go to bed when a note slid under the door. Musoka hesitated, but walked over and picked the note up and read it-

Bitch,

Unless you want me to sacrifice the dumb-ass brunette next door, you better be in my room in a little bit for a "wrestling" match.

Hidan.

And that ends this chapter. PLEASE REVIEW!