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After flying around aimlessly for a while, the C-Warriors eventually found their ideal camping ground...

"Here it is! Right here! It's perfect!" Goku exclaimed happily, holding his arms out wide. They were standing in a empty circular field that was surrounded with miles upon miles of forest area. Gohan, Piccolo, Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon and Broly began taking out the equipment to set up the tent, but Vegeta was having second thoughts.

"...Kakarrot..."

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, Vegeta?"

Suddenly, Vegeta punched Goku hard across the face. "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKIN' DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Gohan, Piccolo and the others let out gasps of surprise.

"V-VEGETA!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!" Goku snapped, rubbing his throbbing cheek.

Instead of replying, tears suddenly swelled up in Vegeta's eyes, and he flew off.

"AH! VEGETA, COME BACK!" Goku cried, quickly flying after him.

Blinking a few times, Piccolo turned to Gohan and asked, "...What the hell just happened?"

"I think they're doing a parody of an overly-serious yaoi fanfic or something..." Gohan replied.

"I see,"

Smacking Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon face-first into the soil several times, Broly screamed, "LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS, MOTHERFUCKER!"

"Not now, Broly, not now! Be patient, dammit! Jeez..."

It took him a while, but Goku eventually found Vegeta standing at the edge of a cliff, looking out at the vast landscape before them. The sun was also beginning to set, filling the skies with ethereal light.

"...It's like something out of Brokeback Mountain..." Goku commented.

Vegeta nodded. "...You're right..."

An awkward silence fills the air.

"So...what do we do now?" Goku asked.

Vegeta was about to reply when he noticed a group of rather obese hikers passing through the woods down below. Smirking, he grabbed a small pebble by his feet and threw it at one of the hikers, only for it to smash right through the poor guy's head.

"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!" One of the other hikers shrieked.

"THOSE BASTARDS!!" screamed another hiker.

Vegeta winced, and quickly flew off back to the campsite. "FLY, KAKARROT, FLY!!!"

"Uh...okay..." Unsure of what just happened, Goku quickly followed Vegeta without looking back.

EVERY TIME A SCENE WITH POSSIBLE CHANCE FOR BOY LOVE IS RUINED, A YAOI FANGIRL DIES.

When the two NON-GAY saiyans returned to the campsite, they found Gohan, Piccolo and Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon sitting outside of the tent as they watched Broly fight off a giant bear with a sharp rock tied to the end of a stick.

"LET'S PLAY SOME TETRIS...MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Broly roared, and he thrust the man-made spear into the bear's chest.

"What the hell is going on?!" Goku cried.

Gohan turned to his father and replied, "Isn't it obvious, dad? We're making Broly fight a bear..."

"BUT WHY?!!"

"Because it's hilarious," Piccolo explained matter-of-factly.

"THAT MAY BE TRUE...BUT YOU'RE ENDANGERING THE LIFE...OF BROLY!!!"

"OH MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT!!"

Although they seemingly had forgotten that Broly was a FREAKIN' SUPER SAIYAN, the C-Warriors began to fear for his life as the scuffle with the bear continued onwards.

"Vegeta, listen! We need you to help us save Broly!" Goku cried.

Vegeta, however, had the face of a rather silly looking Japanese lad, so Goku knew he couldn't count on him for help.

"Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon, it's up to you!" Goku called out.

Posing all cool-like, Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon nodded and replied, "Sure, I'll handle this situation the only way I know how..."

"...And that is by doing what?"

"WHY, I DO IT BY...D-D-D-D-DANCING!!!" Spinning around, Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon was suddenly dressed like an 80's Disco Maniac, and he began doing the bump, laughing joyously as he did so. A disco ball emerged from off-screen and began flashing its lights, so Piccolo and Gohan joined in by doing the shuffle.

"DO THE TWIST! DO THE TWIST! DO THE...DO THE GODDAMN TWIST!!!"

Goku was flabbergasted. "I am flabbergasted,"

Even Broly and the bear stopped fighting and started break-dancing like there was no tomorrow.

"Vegeta, we gotta-" Goku began, but then he saw Vegeta was drinking a martini while dressed like a 1960's stripper.

Goku said nothing.

This odd scene went on late into the night, and then eventually the bear had to leave.

"SAYONARA, KUMA-KUN!!!" Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon called as he waved goodbye. Everyone went to bed relieved and happy that first day of the trip, although Goku was still left confused and bewildered...