Title: The Joys of Being Byakuya Kuchiki
Word Count: 217
Pairings/Characters: Byakuya, Rukia, Renji, a bit of Shuuhei
Summary: Nobody will believe Renji. Nobody.
Prompt/Quote: Requested by "nemo": 'I would like to request some Byakuya and Rukia (but as siblings...I think they're weird as a couple...it's just a little...wrong...)'
"And that's why I should be allowed to stay in the world of the living for another three months!"
Byakuya blinked. "You want to stay in the world of the living for three more months," he said slowly.
Rukia nodded, grinning larger than he had when he had given her a large, stuffed Chappy on her birthday.
"Where are you planning on staying?"
Rukia bit her lip. Byakuya watched her closely. What she said next was either going to be the hesitantly given up truth, or an outright lie. But it didn't matter either way. He had made arrangements for her to stay at Urahara's shop. It was always amusing to see what she came up with for excuses to stay in the world of the living.
"Well... I stayed with Ichigo last-"
"Absolutely not. You aren't going back to the human world until Kurosaki is dead," Byakuya said, crossing his arms. He kind of liked overreacting to things.
"B-but..." Rukia looked at him, eyes huge. Byakuya had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. He enjoyed this.
"That is all. You may leave." Almost as soon as Rukia left, Byakuya began to giggle.
"Um... Captain?"
Renji.
Byakuya stopped. "Lieutenant Abarai."
"What were you doing?" Renji asked, eyes wide.
"That does not matter. Good day," Byakuya said, breezing past him. Only once he was halfway to his new destination did he realize that he probably should tell Rukia that she was actually going to the world of the living, and that she would simply stay at Urahara's shop.
He could deal with that later. Or not. He could simply jot it down on a random piece of paper that she /might/ find, then watch her rush to get ready.
Ah, the joys of being Byakuya Kuchiki.
"I swear, he was giggling," Renji hissed. Shuuhei looked at him skeptically.
"Are you sure?"
Um… well, I like the beginning. x3 I wasn't quite sure how to end it.