Dear Hungary,

I've been having problems with larger nations invading my island. I'm too small to fight all of them off. China and Japan say it's just a phase and it'll go away…what do you think?

With love,

Taiwan

Dear Taiwan,

It happens. You're the most democratic part of China; you have technology they want…that's capitalism. I sometimes wish it didn't have to be this way…but then I remember when I was a Communist. *shudder* Not going back to that.

I think they'll get tired of it eventually. By the way, how are things going with you and China?

Much love,

Hungary

Hungary,

As a gentleman, I have no choice but to go. Make sure that blasted wine-freak knows this is only by obligation, because if he makes even the SLIGHTEST comment to suggest it is more, I will take EVERY BLOODY PHOTO OF HIM AND AMERICA'S BROTHER and post them on Facebook. INCLUDING the ones Japan took the last few times he and France went out drinking.

England

England,

I'm so glad you've begun to see things our way. Ooh, and you've given me a most delicious conflict of interest: who does France make the better yaoi with, you or Canada?

We'll see what happens. Have a good evening!

Hungary

PS When did Canada, Japan, and France go out together?