Ready for an ol school red-necked thanksgiving? Oh wait, wrong show...
Let's do this!
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Vanillite, Piloswine, and Gulpin asked Blitzle and Helioptile to meet them at their usual place.
"What did you want?" asked Blitzle.
"Yeah...me and Mr. Cornall wanted to sleep a little more", said Helioptile, yawning and holding his imaginary friend.
"Well...we wanted to know if you guys wanted to join our alliance", said Vanillite sheepishly.
"Another one?" Blitzle sighed. "Look guys, I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm gonna join."
"Why not?" asked Gulpin.
"It's his decision Gulpin, it's okay", said Vanillite.
"No, it's fine Vanillite", said Blitzle. "I just don't think I'm ready to be in another alliance."
"Because of the secret thing?" asked Piloswine.
Blitzle raised a brow. "How did you know about that?" he asked shocked.
'We overheard some of you talking about it one day", said Gulpin.
"Yeah...and we won't ask about it if you don't want to", said Vanillite.
"Oh...thanks guys..." said Blitzle. "I'll join..."
"Okay...thanks", said Piloswine. "What about you Helioptile?"
Helioptile leaned against his hand slightly and smiled before nodding. "Okay...Mr. Cornall says that it's a good idea, so we'll join."
"Um...okay", said Vanillite. "Great."
"So, what do you guys do in your alliance?" asked Blitzle.
"We don't do anything evil", explained Vanillite. "We just have each other's backs and we stay friends. We're still normal and everything, we can vote for different people unless we agree on one, and...we just try to stay helpful so we aren't eliminated."
"Wow...I like this already", said Blitzle.
"So do we", said Helioptile.
"Great!" said Vanillite.
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"This is great!" said Vanillite. "Now we have two more friends!"
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"Well, now that you guys are in, let's go get some rest", said Piloswine.
"Nah...I'm gonna get some dawn breakfast", said Gulpin as he waddled into the mess hall.
The others shrugged their shoulders and followed him inside.
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The girls from the Palkias were all sleeping peacefully in their cabins as the sun came up higher.
Typhlosion got up first and decided to head to the bathroom, as all of the girls do, to wash up. As she started to head out, she heard yelling from the guys' cabin, as they did daily.
The other girls woke up to the sound of the yelling and growled.
"Good morning girls", greeted Typhlosion.
"Hey Ty", said Ninetales as she got up grumpily.
"I'm tired of hearing their yelling every single morning", said Lairon.
"Say that!" said Absol, climbingout of her bunk.
"Oh...then why don't we make a little alliance", said Typhlosion.
"What are you talking about?" asked Mightyena as she got up.
"There are five of us girls left on this team...and eleven guys", explained Typhlosion. "If we make an alliance and get rid of a few guys when we lose, we might have a better chance."
Lairon's mouth dropped. was she actually hearing the other 'nice girls' talking about getting rid of the competition?
"Okay...I'm in", said Absol.
"Me too", said Mightyena. "We really need to step up!"
"I'm in too", said Ninetales.
"Lairon, you in?" asked Typhlosion.
Lairon snapped out of her thoughts. "Um...sure."
"Okay, now we need some ground rules..." said Typhlosion. "We're not eliminating our boyfriends, we have to vote together in order for this to work, and we can't turn on each other", she finished, glaring on Lairon.
"What?" asked Lairon.
"Nothing...now, let's head to the bathroom", said Typhlosion.
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"I can't believe this...they actually made an alliance...to get rid of some of the guys..." said Lairon, shocked. 'I guess those girls aren't as weak and dumb as I thought."
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"Get outta my bed!" shouted Luxray angrily as he pushed Manectric out of his bed. "I'm tired of that!"
"Oh come on, you know you love it", said Manectric seductively as he put his paws back on the bed.
"Paws off", said Luxray, threateningly.
Manectric moved his paws away as Luxray got out of his bed and went outside.
"Wow..." said Tyranitar.
"Yeah...I think he's had enough", said Arcanine.
"Oh please, you're just jealous", said Manetcric.
"Trust me...I'm not jealous", said Arcanine.
"Whatever", said Manectric as he followed Luxray out.
"This is gonna be bad", said Houndoom.
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Luxray was walking around the campgrounds, trying to get some air. He passed by the restroom just as the girls were exiting it.
"Hey Luxray", greeted Mightyena, worried about his expression.
"Hey", he answered back, looking down as he continued walking.
"What's wrong with him?" asked Absol.
Manectric was seen running after Luxray soon after that was asked.
"Oh hell no", growled Mightyena as she chased after the wolf.
Manectric caught up with Luxray as he entered the forest and Mightyena followed him inside.
"Luxy, what's wrong?" asked Manectric.
"Don't...call me Luxy", growled Luxray as he kept walking. 'Why the hell are you even following me?!"
"Because I love you", said Manectric.
"More like obsessed!" shouted a voice.
Luxray recognized the voice and sighed. "Here we go again."
Mightyena ran towards the two of them.
"Ugh...why did you follow us?" asked Manectric.
"Oh...because my boyfriend was being followed by a gay stalker", said Mightyena. "That and he isn't like he should be because of you!"
"It's not fault he likes me better!" shouted Manectric.
"He doesn't even like you, you're obsessed!" Mightyena shouted back.
"SHUT UP!" growled Luxray angrily.
Manectric and Mightyena whimpered and backed away from each other as Luxray got between them, his eyes redder than usual.
"L-Luxra-" Mightyena was cut off by a growl.
Luxray continued pacing back and forth, making both Manectric and Mightyena scared.
"I told you last time that I was tired of your arguing", said Luxray angrily, looking at Mightyena.
"I-I'm sorry..." said Mightyena crouching down in fright. "I-I just didn't want to lose you."
"Oh, so you knew that he likes me more", added Manectric.
Luxray glared at him from the corner of his eye and gave him a threatening growl, making him whimper. Luxray turned back to Mightyena, who was on the verge of tears.
"Mightyena..." said Luxray, crouching down to her level. "I-"
"CAMPERS! IT'S TIME FOR TODAY's CHALLENGE!"
"We're talk again later", said Luxray, nuzzling her and helping her up. He licked away her tears. "Come on."
The three of them walked out of the forest.
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Everyone met up in the center of camp as usual.
"Alright, today's challenge is...battling!"
"How generic", said Dusclops, rolling his eye.
"Quiet cyclops", said Raikou. " Now...you all will be battling each other in the stadium. The team that wins the most battles will win."
"Oh this is gonna be intersting", said Espeon. "Wait...you have a stadium?"
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Everyone was in a big stadium that was near the gym.
"Now...the challenge is to win the most battles...and since the Palkias have more players, three of you will have to sit out", said Raikou. "Now...there will be thirteen battles and the first team to win seven wins."
"Okay...you can't say anything from the sidelines or tell them what to do or else your team's disqualified", said Entei. "Now, the challenge will start in a few minutes, so go to...whatever side and just...plan...or something."
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"Okay...three of us are gonna have to sit out", said Tyranitar. "So...who wants to?"
"I nominate any one of the girls", said Pancham. "Except maybe Typhlosion..."
The girls growled at him. "So...you're calling us weak?" asked Ninetales.
"No, it's not that, it's just-" started Pancham before Fraxure and Honchkrow covered his mouth.
"You guys think you're stronger..." said Typhlosion.
"Nobody said that", said Wooper.
"I'm pretty sure that'w what the panda was about to say", said Typhlosion.
"Well then, we'll show you that we're just as strong as you guys", said Absol. "Maybe stronger."
Pancham moved the claw and wing from his mouth. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I admit you girls may be strong, but stronger than us? That's where I draw the line."
"Okay then, why don't three of you guys sit out and all of the girls battle?" asked Lairon.
Honchkrow and Fraxure exchanged glances, shocked at how Lairon was acting.
"Um...okay", said Tyranitar. "Who wants to sit out?"
"I do", said Dusclops, sitting down.
"Of course..." sighed Tyranitar. "Anyone else?"
Xatu raised a wing.
"Yeah...okay, Xatu", said Tyranitar. "Anyone else?"
"I'll sit out", said Honchkrow. 'They don't have any fighting-types other than Mienshao, so I'm good."
"Okay then, the rest of us are going, so who wants to go first?" asked Typhlosion.
Wooper jumped up and down. "I do, I do!"
"Okay Wooper, you're first", said Tyranitar.
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"Okay...who do you think they're gonna send out first?" asked Mienshao.
"Probably one of the strong ones like the Fraxure , Typhlosion, or Tyranitar", said Drilbur.
"Okay then, Vanillite, you're going first", said Espeon. "They're most likely sending out Fraxure first."
"What if they don't?" asked Vanillite nervously.
"Then you'll just be a sacrifice", said Espeon.
Vanillite sighed.
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Raikou and Entei were watchig from a booth.
"Okay, you know the rules", said Raikou. "You can't say anything to the person battling and who ever wins the most battles win. Now...the first battle will be Vanillite for the Dialgas and Wooper for the Palkias!"
Both teams gasped.
"Oh crap", said Lairon.
"Let the pain begin!" shouted Entei.
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"Okay...how is this gonna work Wooper?" asked Vanillite as he floated,
"I...don't know", said Wooper. "But...sorry about this."
"About what?"
"Water Gun!"
Wooper sprayed water at Vanillite, who flosted up to dodge.
"Ice Beam!" Vanillite shouted. He fired an Ice Beam at Wooper, but he turned around and it froze his tail.
Wooper shivered. "R-Rock S-Smas-ssh!"
He immediately jumped up and his tail glowed white. He swung it at Vanillite and it hit him hard, knocking him to the ground.
Vanillite's eyes were spinning around, but he got up and shook himself off. He was weakened, but he wasn't giving up yet.
"Icy Wind!"
He blew an Icy Wind at Wooper, who dodged as the ground he was on was covered in ice. Vanillite got an idea and stopped blowing for a second.
Wooper took this chance and his tail glowed again, prepared to use Rock Smash again.
"Ice Beam!" shouted Vanillite.
Wooper's tail stopped glowing and he started to run. Vanillite kept up the Ice Beam, essentially freezing the field in the process.
Wooper continued running while Vanillite continued. Soon enough, Wooper couldn't run anywhere because the field was completely icy.
Wooper gulped and soon made a plan. He started sliding on the ice. He wobbled unsteadily across the ice before getting his balance back.
Vanillite watched as Wooper slid around him on the ice. He started to get dizzy and Wooper saw this.
"Water Pulse!"
A ball of water formed in Wooper's mouth and he fired it. Wooper shook his head and saw the Water Pulse heading towards him.
"Ahh! Mirror Coat!" shouted Vanillite as he surrounded himself in an aura. The Water Pulse bounced off of him and fired back at Wooper with twice the power. Wooper got slammed against the wall, unconscious.
"Hooray..." said Vanillite before falling down.
"Wooper's down! The Dialgas win the first round!" said Raikou.
The Dialgas cheered as Fraxure pulled Wooper up by his tail.
"You did well Wooper", said Tyranitar.
Wooper shook himself out of his fainting spell and sighed. "Thanks. That Mirror Coat packs a punch!"
"Yeah...now we have to choose someone else to battle", said Lairon. "So...who's gonna go?"
"Well...I'm pretty sure we'll have to keep the strongest people for the end 'cause well, I'm sure those idiots won't let us use our same teammates repeatedly", said Pancham.
"Well then, why don't you go?" asked Honchkrow.
"Why me?" asked Pancham.
"We can get the pre-evos out of the way so we won't worry later on", said Mightyena.
"But what about..." he looked around and saw that all of his teammates were either fully- evolved, or evolved in some way. "Crap."
"Run along now", said Ninetales.
"You're lucky you're a girl", said Pancham, hopping onto the field, which was still frozen.
"No you idiot!" shouted Typhlosion.
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"Oh...so they sent out Pancham this time..." said Espeon. "Looks like Farfetch'd will be going..."
"No way, we need to save him for later, he's the strongest one over here", said Piloswine.
"Yeah...you're right...I'll go", said Espeon. "He's the only fighting-type they have."
"Okay, then go", said Drilbur.
Espeon jumped onto the field and smiled at Pancham.
"Oh great, I'm fighting a psychic-type girl", said Pancham.
"You're the one who jumped down there!" shouted Typhlosion.
"Okay, this battle is about to begin! No telling them do stuff, yadda, yadda, yadda, begin!" shouted Entei.
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"Okay, so I just have to-"
"Psychic!"
"What?"
Pancham found him being picked up and slammed on the ground repeatedly. Everybody's eyes followed him as he was slammed up and down on the field, effectively, breaking the ice.
When she finished, Pancham was unconscious.
"Pancham's out, the Dialgas win their second battle", said Raikou.
Pancham rubbed his head before hopping back on the bleachers.
"Nice job dumbass", said Lairon. "You jumped down too early."
Pancham folded his paws and started grumbling.
"It's 2 to 0", said Raikou.
"Okay...since you girls want to prove yourselves, one of you go next", said Pancham.
"Fine", said Absol. "I'll go next."
"Uh..." started Houndoom. "Okay...good luck."
Absol chuckled and nuzzled him.
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"Okay...I believe that Absol is strong", said Houndoom. "But I'm just worried about her."
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"Okay...we're on a roll, so who's going next?" asked Espeon as she hopped back on the bleachers.
"Meh...I'll go", said Mienshao.
"No way, we'll need you for Tyranitar", said Espeon. "Floatzel, why don't you go?"
"Um...alright", said Floatzel.
"Wow, that was easy", said Vibrava.
"Alright, both battlers! Jump to the field", said Raikou.
Absol and Floatzel both jumped into the field.
"Alright, Absol vs. Floatzel this time...let the battle begin!"
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"Alright, let's get this over with", Floatzel said to herself. "Ice Beam!"
Floatzel shot a beam of ice at Absol, who instinctly dodged by jumping up. "Sonic Boom!"
Absol waved her horn and several booms went flying towards Floatzel. She smiled.
"Sonic Boom!" shouted Floatzel as she waved her tails, letting booms fire from her as well.
They all collided, making mulitple explosions happen.
"Surf!" Absol couldn't see through the smoke from the explosions and was hit by a wave of water. She popped back up as the water started to disppear.
"Psycho Cut!"
Absol waved her horn and a purple slash went towards Floatzel, who was just getting over the Surf. Floatzel got knocked into the wall, but she got back up.
"Water Pulse!" shouted Floatzel.
A ball of water formed into her palms and she fired it towards the disaster Pokemon. Absol tried to hit the Water Pulse with her horn and when she did, it burst and felt like a mini Surf attack.
Floatzel took the advantage and ran towards her, her left paw glowing. "Rock Smash!"
Absol shook herself dry as she stopped coughing from the water. She saw Floatzel running towards her and once she was close, she jumped over her.
"Razor Wind!" shouted Absol, swinging her horn.
A blade of wind was fired from her horn and it hit Floatzel very hard, landing a critical-hit, and slamming her into the wall once again. She fell away from the wall, unconscious.
"Floatzel's down! The Palkias win this battle!" shouted Raikou.
The Palkias cheered as Absol hopped back onto the bleachers.
"Nice one babe, you were great", said Houndoom, giving her a kiss.
"Thanks", said Absol before looking at Pancham. "Looks like I actually won."
Pancham just continued grumbling.
"Alright, who wants to go next?" asked Typhlosion.
"I'll go", said Manectric. "Just to get my turn over with and I can still be up here with...you know who."
Luxray gave him a death glare, making him whimper.
"Okay Manectric, you can go", said Typhlosion.
"Yeah...it'll be fun to watch you lose", said Mightyena.
Manectric growled.
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"I hate that bitch soooo much!" shouted Manectric.
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"Okay, who's gonna go this time?" asked Floatzel as she came back up rubbing her head.
Mienshao went next to her and kissed her, making her feel better. "You did great."
"Thanks...now who's going now?" asked Floatzel, once again.
"Um...Swablu, why don't you go?" asked Espeon.
"What?" asked Swablu. "Um...I'm not sure...but...okay..."
"Good."
"Alright, you know the drill", said Entei from the booth.
Manectric and Swablu both went into the field.
"Manectric vs. Swablu, huh?" asked Raikou. "This is gonna be a quick battle."
"Hey!" shouted Swablu.
"Begin!"
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"Thunder!" shouted Manectric, sending a thunderbolt down upon her.
"Ah! Cotton Guard!" shouted Swablu as a cloud of cotton surrounded her.
The electric move bounced off of the cotton and started hitting the sidelines, making the others dodge.
Swablu's Cotton Guard went down and Manectric quickly used Thundershock on her, effectively electrocuting her and knocking her out.
"The battle took longer than I expected", said Raikou. "Palkias win the fourth battle. It's 2 to 2, the team that wins five more battles win. Choose your next battlers."
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Manectric climbed back onto the bleachers. "Ha! I you said I'd lose", he laughed at Mightyena.
"Alright, who's going now?" asked Typhlosion.
"I call next after the person who goes this time", said Arcanine.
"Okay...we have our player for after this round already then...who wants to go this round?" asked Tyranitar.
"Meh, I'll go", said Mightyena. "Just to get this prick to shut up."
Manectric growled at her.
"Okay then", said Tyranitar.
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"Okay...that was a bad idea..." said Espeon.
"Okay, you're not choosing anymore", said Carracosta annoyed. "The last two you've chosen have lost. Piloswine, you're going next."
"Why?"
"Because you haven't been doing anything for the challenges", said Carracosta. "Now go!"
"Okay, okay, sheesh", said Piloswine.
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"If we lose, Carracosta's outta here", said Espeon. "I don't care if he's bipolar or not, no one tells me what to do."
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"Alright, prepare the battlers!"
Mightyena and Piloswine went to the field.
"Okay...begin!"
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"Bite!" shouted Mightyena as she ran towards him. She bit his bad, which he really didn't feel because of all of his hair.
"Ice Shard!" shouted Piloswine.
Shards of ice flew towards Mightyena, urging her to dodge. She moved out of the way and turned back towards him. "Shadow Ball!"
Piloswine stepped to the side and the ball missed, hitting the wall. "Earthquake!"
Piloswine jumped up and came back down hard, cause the entire ground to shake. Mightyena fell over, but got back up rather quickly.
"Fire Fang!" shouted Mightyena, running towards him, teeth blazing.
"Ice Bram", said Piloswine, blasting her with an Ice Beam. The Ice Beam hit, freezing her.
"Bulldoze!" shouted Piloswine, running towards Mightyena at high speeds. He crashed against her, breaking her out of the ice as well as knocking her out.
"Mightyena's down! Piloswine...wins?!" shouted Raikou.
"I actually won something?!" asked Piloswine. "Hooray!"
"Alright, now...these next five battles are gonna be double battles, so choose your battlers!"
Luxray helped Mightyena up as she looked down sadly.
"I knew one of you girls would lose, but I didn't think the girl-boy would", said Pancham, making Mightyena more depressed.
Luxray used Thunderbolt on Pancham, knocking him out.
"Haha", laughed Dusclops.
"Serves ya right", said Honchkrow.
"Okay, Arcanine, you said that you're going, and..." started Tyranitar.
"I'll go", said Ninetales.
"Ninetales, I know that you want to go with him, but having two fire-types won't be that good", explained Typhlosion. "Fraxure, why don't you go?"
Fraxure shrugged his shoulders.
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"Okay...who's going now?" asked Mienshao.
"Um...Drilbur and Gulpin", said Carracosta.
"Sure...I'm with the fat guy", said Drilbur.
"I'm not fat, I'm chubby", said Gulpin, waving his arms.
"Whatever", said Drilbur.
"Okay, you know the drill! Send 'em out!" shouted Entei.
"Okay...this battle is gonna be over quickly", said Raikou. "Begin!"
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"Stockpile", said Gulpin, sucking in air.
"Dig!" shouted Drilbur, burrowing underground.
"Flamethrower!" shouted Arcanine, firing a blast of fire at Gulpin. Gulpin opened his big mouth and swallowed the attack, taking no damage.
"What the-" said Arcanine.
"Dragon Pulse!" shouted Fraxure, firing a ball at Gulpin. He did the same thing and swallowed the attack, taking no damage.
The ground started rumbling and Fraxure and Arcanine nodded and jumped out of the way as Drilbur resurfaced.
"Fire Blast!" shouted Arcanine as he shot a star-shaped flame towards Drilbur. Drilbur jumped back into his hole.
"Eartquake!" shouted Fraxure, stomping on the ground. The ground shook violently, damaging both Arcanine and Gulpin.
Arcanine was badly shaken, but he was still standing. Somehow, Gulpin was still standing as well. Drilbur, however, despite being a ground-type, felt the full force of the attack and didn't come out his hole. Gulpin was worried and decided to check on him inside the hole.
"Flamethower!" shouted Arcanine, blasting the hole Drilbur was in, making sure he fainted.
"Aahhh!" they heard as the Flamethrower exited the other end of the hole, carrying two Pokemon with it.
When the flames dimmed, both Drilbur and Gulpin fell to the gound, burnt and unconscious.
"The Palkias win! It's 4 to 3", said Raikou.
"What?!" shouted Espeon. "That was one battle! They get 1 point!"
"Nope, it was a double battle, so you get 2 points for winning this time', said Raikou. "Now no more talking! Choose your next battlers!"
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"Okay...who's going now?" asked Typhlosion as Arcanine and Fraxure came back to the bleachers.
"I'll go this time", said Luxray.
"Me too", said Houndoom.
"Hey! I wanted to-" Ninetales started, but was cut off by Arcanine.
"It's okay babe, you can go next round", said Arcanine.
Ninetales sighed. "Okay..."
"Okay, so Luxray and Houndoom, you guys are up", said Tyranitar.
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"Both of your choices failed, so I'm back in control", said Espeon.
"No!" shouted Carracosta. "Now...Blitzle and Mienshao are gonna go this time."
"Two electric-types?" asked Espeon.
"You're just acting stupid right now", said Mienshao. "I'm going against Tyranitar."
"He might be in this round. Even if he's not, I'm still here", said Carracosta.
"Okay..." said Floatzel.
"Send 'em out!"
Houndoom and Luxray went out from their side and Mienshao and Blitzle went from theirs.
"Houndoom and Luxray vs. Mienshao and Blitzle! Begin!"
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"Thunderbolt!" shouted Luxray, sending a current towards them.
Blitzle moved out of the way, but the Thunderbolt still struck his horn because of his ability, Lightningrod. He started sweating and panting, and soon he started glowing.
He grew another horn, and his mohawk spread down his back. He gained more stripes and he got bulkier.
"Wow..." said Mienshao.
"Aw shit", cursed Zebstrika.
"Wow...another evolution!" shouted Raikou. "It's been a while since we had one. Contimue the battle!"
"Fuck..." said Houndoom as he saw Mienshao and Zebstrika smiling at them.
"Aura Sphere!" shouted Mienshao, firing at Houndoom.
He jumped away from the blast, while Luxray used Thunder on Mienshao. Mienshao was hit, but she stayed strong.
"Flamethrower!" shouted Houndoom, blasting the two of them.
Mienshao jumped out of the way, but Zebstrika was hit. He coughed and soot came out of his mouth.
"Flame Charge!" shouted Zebstrika, stomping his feet. He shot out engulfed in flames and charged at Luxray.
He was about to dodge, but he was too fast and he got hit.
"Hi Jump Kick!" shouted Mienshao as she jumped up. She went towards Houndoom, but he side-stepped it, making her crash to the ground, unconscious.
Zebstrika took his chance. "Thunder!" Because of his Lughtningrod ability, the energy he took from Luxray's move, amplified Thunder's power and successfully knocked them both out.
"The Dialgas win! It's now 4 to 5", said Raikou. "The Dialgas need to win this next battle to win, and the Palkias need to win two more."
"Choose your next battlers!"
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"okay...Tyranitar and I are gonna go last, so lairon and Ninetales, you girls are up", said Typhlosion.
"Okay", said Lairon.
"Finally", said Ninetales.
"You're still probably gonna lose", said Pancham, earning at punch from Typhlosion.
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"Okay, Helioptile and I are going this time, they're probably sending them out this time to give us a false sense of security", said Carracosta.
"...Um...do I have a say in this?" asked Helioptile.
"Nope, now let's go", said Carracosta as he carried Helioptile by his tail.
"Alright, onto the field!" said Raikou.
Carracosta, Helioptile, Lairon, and Ninetales went onto the field.
"Alight, this battle is g-"
"Shut up!" shouted Lairon.
"Begin", said Raikou, begrudgingly.
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"Surf!" shouted Carracosta, sending a wave of water towards Ninetales and Lairon.
Both of them moved out of the way, but the wave still hit them, along with Helioptile.
"Discharge!" shouted Helioptile, electrocuting everyone around him, minus Carracosta, who dodged.
Ninetales and Lairon were already really weakened.
"Energy Ball!" shouted Ninetales, firing a ball at Carracosta, knocking him out in one hit.
"You've got to be kidding!" shouted Espeon to herself.
"Uh...C-Carracosta?" askeed Helioptile. "Crap, it's up to us Mr. Cornall."
"Metal Claw!" shouted Lairon, charging at Helioptile.
He dodged her and put his bottom feet against her stomach. "Thundershock!"
He electrocuted her, knocking her out, even though it didn't do much damage.
"Fire Blast!"
Helioptile turned towards the source of that call and was met by a star of fire. He was slammed against the wall, knocking him out.
"Okay...that's not what I expected but...the Palkias win this battle. 6 to 5", said Raikou. "The team that wins this final battle wins."
"Tyranitar, Typhlosion, Farfetch'd, and Vibrava! Report to the field!"
The four of them went to the field. Tyranitar and Typhlosion both sighed, as did farfetch'd and Vibrava.
"Ooh...this battle's gonna be interesting...begin!"
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"Eruption!" shouted Typhlosion as fire erupted from her neck.
"NO!" shouted Tyranitar.
It was too late though. Both Farfetch'd and Vibrava saw the eruption and fire and started panting and chuckling evilly. They grinned at each other before flying backwards.
"Uh-oh", said Tyranitar. "Hyper Beam!"
He fired the powerful beam at the two of them, but they smiled and side-stepped it.
"EARTH POWER!" shouted Vibrava, as he stabbed one of his leg into to the ground.
Multiple eruptions surrounded Tyranitar and Typhlosion, and they immediately jumped out of the way.
Farfetch'd cocked his stalk and fired it, releasing water onto the field.
"Fire Blast!" shouted Typhlosion. She shot at the water, making steam rise on the battlefield.
Both Vibrava and Farfetch'd were back to back glaring through the steam.
"Dragon Pulse!"
Vibrava heard and was hit by Dragon Pulse. He was down, but he quickly got up thanks to Farfetch'd. Vibrava fired a DragonBreath at an approaching shadow, which fell overon contact.
Tyranitar saw Typhlosion get hit and helped her up. The steam started lifting and Tyranitar was met by a Close Combat by Farfetch'd.
Tyranitar was weakened, but he stood back up anyway.
"SHADOW CLAW!" shouted Vibrava, flying towards Typhlosion. He hit her and she fell over once again, only to be caught by Tyranitar.
"Thanks sweetie", she said as she stood back up.
"I have an idea", said Tyranitar as he started whispering in her ear. She gained a smile.
"EARTHQUAKE!" shouted Vibrava.
Farfetch'd flew up so he wouldn't feel anything and Tyranitar and Typhlosion both jumped in seperate directions.
"Now! Hyper Beam!"
"Flamethrower!"
Both attacks merged together and went towards the deadly duo. Farfetch'd jumped out of the way, allowing the beam to hit Vibrava, slamming him against the wall.
"VIBRAVA!" shouted Drilbur from the sidelines.
Vibrava has his eyes closed and Tyranitar and Typhlosion thought they did him in. Suddenly, though, Vibrava started glowing.
"No way..." said Typhlosion.
"He's evolving!" said Drilbur.
"Two in one day! This is gonna be good for ratings!" said Raikou happily.
Vibrava's wings grew longer and his body got leaner. His legs and tail got longer and his eyes and antennae changed. His color also changed from pale yellow to green.
The glowing stopped and a Flygon stood where Vibrava once was.
"Let's party", he said darkly.
"Shit", said Tyranitar.
"Let the battle continue!" said Entei.
"HYPER BEAM!" shouted Flygon, firing a beam at the two of them. They both dodged and were soon sprayed with water by Farfetch'd's stalk.
They both were exhausted, and so were Farfetch'd and Flygon, despite the fact that he evolved.
"Rock Slide!"
"Eruption!"
Falling stones fell onto Flygon and Farfetch'd who were a little too tired to fly away. They emerged from the rocks growling before getting hit by flaming rocks, courtesy of Eruption.
The rocks all fell over, revealing that both of them were unconscious.
"Farfetch'd and Flygon...lose? What the-" said Raikou. "Oh well, the Palkias win again!"
The Palkias cheered as Tyranitar fell over, with Typhlosion doing the same on top of him.
"We did it", said Tyranitar panting.
Typhlosion climbed on his chest and wrapped her paws around his neck. "Yeah...that was hard..." she said laying her head on his chest.
The Dialgas all hopped down in order to get the rocks off of Farfetch'd and Flygon.
"Ugh..." groaned Farfetch'd, rubbing his head.
"My head", said Flygon.
"You guys were awesome", said Floatzel.
"Yeah...I can't believe you evolved man", said Drilbur.
"I can't either", said Flygon, laughing.
"I understand you evolving but Zebstrika...how'd you evolve?" asked Vanillite.
"I was already close to evolving. If someone used another Electric-type move on me, I was going to evolve anyway because I had Lightningrod", explained Zebstrika.
"But...what about all those times we were electrocuted?" asked Gulpin.
"They weren't that powerful, someone had to use an actual move", said Zebstrika.
"Um...sorry to disrupt story time...but it's about time for elimination", said Raikou.
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"Carracosta", said Espeon.
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"Carracosta", said Drilbur.
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"Carracosta", said Piloswine.
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"Carracosta!" said Gulpin. "He got beat by a girl!"
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"Alright, you know the drill", said Raikou. "Zebstrika...Flygon...Drilbur...Espeon...Farfetch' d...Helioptile...Floatzel...Gulpin...Mienshao...Va nillite...and Piloswine."
"Swablu...Carracosta...you two are at the bottom", said Raikou. "Swablu, you got knocked out after using a good defesive move. Carracosta, you went bipolar and lost to girls you had an advantage over. That's why the person leaving is...
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"Okay..I understand, good luck guys", said Carracosta cheerily as he went towards the slingshot.
"Wow...he's happy", said Flygon.
"He's leaving this hell hole, who wouldn't be happy?" asked espeon.
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Carracosta got into the slingshot and waited for Entei and Raikou.
"About damn time", he said.
"Oh Arceus, he's annoying like this", said Raikou. "Get him outta here."
Entei pulled the lever, launching him away.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Wow...more screams", said Raikou. "This game's heatin' up."
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Two evolutions in one chapter! Who knows what havoc will happen with Flygon! Alot of the battles were short...others were just plain weird. Luxray and Mightyena are gonna have a talk...I wonder what they'll say. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter and I'll see you all next time on Ultimate Total...Pokemon...Island! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: Some items are better than others, you know for sure when it takes hard work.