I don't own Harry Potter at all
A/N: I've decided to do another of my trauma inducing horror stories. I apologize in advance for what you are about to read. This story is completely pointless.
Warning! What you are about to read contains graphic images. Viewer discretion is advised.
Voldemort sat on his throne with his usual foul look. A knock on his door caught his attention.
"Enter" he said.
Lucius Malfoy entered walked to his lord and got on his knees.
"My lord" he said with his head down.
"Arise Lucius" Voldemort said.
Lucius did.
"What is your bidding my master?" Lucius asked.
"I have called you here Lucius to join me in a new revolution" Voldemort said.
"What is it called master?" Lucius asked curiously.
"THE FLAMES OF YOUTH" Voldemort said standing up.
He peeled off his black cloak to reveal green spandex outfit with orange leg warmers. His bald head somehow was now covered in black hair styled in a bowl cut and he got big bushy eyebrows.
"My lord?" Lucius said blinking with confusion.
"COME JOIN ME LUCIUS. TOGETHER OUR FLAMES OF YOUTH WILL DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES" Voldemort said with passion.
Lucius pulled out his wand and waved it thus copying what his master was wearing. He now was in a green spandex suit with leg warmers. His long blond hair turned black and morphed into a bowl cut. His manicured eyebrows grew black, big and bushy.
"Yes master, I shall united with you in the flames of youth" the head of the Malfoy family said with giddiness.
"YOSH, TOGETHER OUR FLAMES WILL BURN BRIGHTLY" Voldemort said exuberantly.
"And if we fail I shall run around Malfoy manor fifty times to regain my burning flames" Lucius said with a closed fist and fire in his eyes.
"YES AND I SHALL RUN THROUGH DIAGON ALLEY ON MY HANDS FOUR HUNDRED TIMES IF WE FAIL" Voldemort said.
"Master!"
"LUCIUS!"
"Master!"
"LUCIUS!"
They joined in a hug as a sunset appeared out of nowhere along with an ocean and beach. Tears ran down both their faces as they kept hugging each other tightly. Thankfully no one else was in the room, but Nagini. But this was too much for the snake to take as it convulsed and started foaming from the mouth.
They parted from their manly hug.
"COME LUCIUS, WE MUST RECRUIT MORE FOLLOWERS TO THE FALMES OF YOUTH" Voldemort said.
"Yes master" Lucius said happily.
They both left the chamber screaming at the top of their lungs about the flames of youth.
A shifting of fabric and Harry Potter revealed himself. He had a smile on his face.
"One Dark lord down" he said then disappeared.
End
A/N: that's the end of this one. Just so you know Harry was unaffected by the horror by charming his glasses to block out the ungodly sight. Thank you for reading and please review after you've come to.