I walked into the Lunchroom and sat down at the first seat I could find. With a bunch of girls. They looked at me. I recognized a few from my classes.

"That was you on the intercom earlier wasn't it?"One asked.

"Yeah." I said. "I just watched a woman go into labor."

One rubbed my back. "You Okay? Do you feel sick?"

"I have some orange juice."Another said.

"I'll take that."She gave me a straw and the bottle. I drank the whole thing. Then I looked at her. "I was supposed to use that straw wasn't I? Sorry. I'll buy you another one."

I stood. "Naruto!"

I turned to see Rin. Along with the other woman.

"Did you knock the door all the way across the room?"

I closed my eyes. The headache coming back.

"Did you?"She stood in front of me when I opened them.

"Yes. I did."

"Did you also walk out of this school?"

"Yes."

"Did you go to the hospital?"

"Yes."

"Did you walk back here?"

"Yes."

"Good."Rin took a relieved breath. I'm not in trouble? Busty blonde chick kissed my cheek.

"What was that for?"

"For getting me put of that room number one. And for being a man. Have you ever even been around a woman in labor?"

"Nope. First time."

"He did amazing Rin."

"You're didn't help out at all."

"I was having a panic attack. You looked like you were holding on by yourself. If I would've helped you I would've had us all screaming." I shrugged. "My name is Kristen Fukui. I would totally love for you to be on my radio show sometime this week. So my listeners can hear it directly when it goes viral."

"Viral?" I said. She gave me her card. Sasuke grabbed my shoulder. "Explain. Now." I looked at him and felt my head go walk with pain. I grabbed The nurses shoulder.

"I need drugs. Like aspirin." Rin nodded. The whole Damn group followed. I turned back to that girl. "I'll get back to you on that OJ." We got to the infirmary. "None of you Will tell Sakura about this right? I mean you want to hear the story right?"

They nodded. "Good. Story time then. I went in for that interview. Finished it great. Door was jammed. So we had to wait on the janitor to fix it. I foreshadowed it happening myself. I asked her what happens if she how into labor. She said she'll hold. Fifteen minutes later he's still not there. We went over again how the door won't open from the outside and how the janitor had to get a saw and what not. Then her water broke. It took me a second to realize what she was talking about..That. I stayed calm. Put her in the chair when Kristen screams. Asks if she peed on the floor. To which I tell her Delilahs water broke and how the door was jammed. She chose to stay as close to the wall as possible. I called the emergency line after that and asked Delilah when she started feeling pain and when she was going to start Screaming. To which she answered earlier that day and soon. So I called you." I pointed to Rin. "And no one was here so I did a full Broadcast. In the middle of that she got a particularly painful contraction but still remembered I was still on broadcast After that I just held her hand and said nice things like in the movies. After her first scream though I couldn't take it."

"With a Expletive word He kicked the door down. With just that it went across the hall and he grabbed Delilah and ran."Kristen said for me.

"You sound so noble." Sasuke said

"He is. That was sweet!" Someone else said.

"That ain't the whole story though." Rin said. "Let's hear the rest too."

"I was running and she said I was her nephew. I didn't really understand until I found out only family members can ride in the ambulance with the person. I called her husband in the ambulance and we had a conversation that lasted until she got to the birthing room. She took to my hand like a lifeline. I didn't feel it though. Even when the nurse wrapped it or whatever. Her husband came and I just walked back here."

"Ok. I'm updated now. Gossip time." Ino grinned. The bell rang. "Perfect Timing." Sasuke said.

Hours Later...

I breathed. Practice is over. Now I can go Mess with Sasuke. I also need to grab that trophy or whatever and head to Tsunade's. Or I could keep it in the living room until I go Saturday. I cut off the shower. Thank God Coach didn't cut off the hot water today. I went to my locker and leaned on it for a second. The headache is finally leaving.

"Damn you're ripped." I skidded back. Jurou Kagome. I took a relieving breath and walked back to my locker.

"Thanks. I guess."

"You do Insanity or something?"

"No. I only come to practice."

"And you got that. I must not be working hard enough." He said. I dressed quickly and walked out. As soon as I came out my phone rang. "Hello?"

"Its Tsunade."

"Huh?!" I blinked. "Is this a prank?"

"No. I need you to come by my house. We need to..Talk."

"Oh. I had to stop by anyway. I'll see you soon."

"Be prepared."

I hung up. She's so creepy sometimes. I ran to the Student Council room next. As soon as I got there I was catching my breath. "Which one is she!"

"The girl who gave me Drugs is right here." Sasuke said. I looked at her. Purple hair. Green eyes. I clocked my head. She seems familiar. "Do you like Sasuke?"

"I don't really care for him. What are you Doing?" I was snapping. This girl reminds me of something. Like a strong calling. "Damn." I muttered rummaging through my memories. "Ahh. Naruto?"

I didn't even recognize the person who said that. It seemed like I just couldn't find it. I held my head and ran hands through my hair. "Why can't I remember? Ughhh!"

I looked at her again. She was visibly getting annoyed. Purple hair. Green Eyes.

"P-P-Pomegranate." I stuttered out. "Pomegranate Juice!"

"I just really have to get used to that name don't I?"She said.

I grinned. "That's right?"

Sasuke touched my shoulder. "You did all that for that?"

"Pomegranate Juice?!" Sak took the other. I took a breath.

"Oh. Yeah. Sakura. I have to Report to Tsunade. I can't walk ya home."

"Oh. What for?"

"To have a...Talk." She made a face. "Do come out alive Will ya?!"

"Of course. I believe you now Sasuke. Though I must say. You must have A thing for purple hair." He punched My shoulder. I didn't feel that either. "I gotta go grab that trophy. See Y'all later." I did just that then walked to Tsunade's. Upon arriving at the gate I typed in the password and let myself and a large truck in. Tsunade stood on the porch.

"What's that in your hand Naruto?"

"Got an AllStar award for my baseball scores."

"Put it on the piano. In the attic."She said. "Okay then."

I took the stairs two at a time. The attic still looked the same. I put the trophy and the plaque on the piano. I slid a hand across the top then went outside. I stood on the porch dumbfounded. It was a Shiny motorcycle.

"I thought about it and thought yes. This will be yours. In due time. First."She pulled the Butler over. "You will be taught how to drive by Hayate. Naruto. This is my Butler. My favorite and Only one. Do Not Kill him. Practice ends at what- 5:30 Everyday right? You'll come by here everyday after practice and practice driving here. In The silver car. If you get all A's this quarter we'll pay for a car with a summer job of some sort then you can have your car by your birthday."

"I understand. I'll have straight A's. All I have to do is study. I forgot how to do that but I can learn again."

She put a hand to her hip. "I'm not so sure with those last two phrases. Good Luck Hayate. I'll put this in the garage."She walked away. Hayate looked scared. I walked over and shook his hand. "Nice working with you. I'm sure we'll be quickly acquainted." He stopped shaking at my smile.

"Alright then Naruto. Have you ever drove before?"

"Nope." I said as we walked to the car.

"Ever got in the drivers seat?"

"Nope."I said. His head dropped.

"Looks like I have my work cut out for me."

We got in the car. It was a little different than what my parents practiced with. I listened to the difference. It seemed the stick was on the wheel in this car. It actually looked easier to just do it on the wheel instead of the stick shift thing. He let me cut on the car. That was easy.

"Drive down to the gate."

"You're letting me drive this early-ttebayo? Cool."

I drove down to the gate and stopped before it opened itself.

"That was perfect."He said. "Now here's the hard part."

He showed me how to back up. I already knew how to do it. I pulled in so his door faced the stairs. He got too scared though when I started turning. I looked to see if I did it right.

"That was perfect." He said. "But please tell me before you do that. Good Kami sama." After that scare I went home. I still had a few Monsters. Good.

A while later...

I don't want to go to sleep. I grabbed some donuts while I was at I took a monster. After that I sat on my bed again. I would like to know more about my parents. That sounds good right now. Do I just do like I did yesterday. Look at cars. Well that was about driving. The one in the living room is about them when they got here. I know about that stuff. I want more about them in Whirlpool. Yeah. Whirlpool but I don't have a picture of Whirlpool to refer to. That's how I've done it so far. Look at something for a while and just blank off into...I breathed. Visions. That's right, Naruto. There goes Mr. Voice again. Naruto. Just close your eyes and think of it. Think of it, Eh? The Queen will help you. The Queen? Just do i- The voice cut off. Again. Should I try it? Lately Mr. Voice has been telling me to do some outrageous stuff. I want to know though. So whatever happens is my fault. I took a aspirin and left the bottle by my bed and took a shower. Gotta do the hard stuff first. Tomorrow Is Wednesday. There aren't any games. So if I wake up late it won't be too bad. I did my homework already too. Talked to Sak a bit while I did that. I'm set.

I sat on the bed leaning against the wall and closed my eyes. Think of My parents. Them in whirlpool. Let's do this.

It was like a photo gallery. A picture came up of my parents. My mom with a very large hat and my father with suitcases.

"You're the one who agreed." Kushina said.

"But now playing husband seems too hard."Minato said. So they Were Pretending!

"I'm sure it does. Don't worry. You'll love my Aunt."

"If she's anything like your mom or you I've met her before." Minato said. "Whatever. She'll probably be mad she didn't get to see the wedding."

"The one we had at the office."

"Yep. That's right. The more you say it the better life gets roomie."

Minato shook his head. "Why do I stay with this woman?"

I grinned. My mother didn't seem to hear anything. She was looking around. A beach town. It looked familiar.

"She invited me here and I'm not dealing with her ideas about being single at any age past 21. So I brought you. We're close enough as it is. Roomie."

"I wish you would stop calling me that."Minato said.

"Whatever. I haven't seen her in ages so I literally can't wait."

"How long are we staying here again?"

"Just a day or two roomie."Minato dragged his feet. They entered a diner. Kushina looked around. She found what she was looking for. I found them too. Two redheads. One was my grandmother and the other I didn't know.

"Oh Fuck."She said looking at Minato. "We're in for it already."

"What now?!"Minato exclaimed. "She's here. With someone else red head. I have a feeling it's my mother and just the thought makes me want to turn around and pretend like we got sick along the way."

"Sounds like a plan. Let's go now." Minato grinned and they left. "Its not like you were ever good with directions anyway. We could just say we got lost."

Kushina looked around."Ohh. Hey Minato."

"What?" He said looking down at her.

"Let's go shopping."She said grinning. The picture zoomed out and into another. They did. My father was helping her pick out stuff. She did the same for him. I might need to go see if a V neck looks good on me. They were leaving a store and the redheads from before jumped on 'Em.

"Kushina!"

"Haruko. Ouch."

Minato was in the same position. On the ground.

"I could've died."He said. Kushina laughed. "Oh shut up."

They stood again. My mother took them both in a big big hug.

"Beautiful little darlings. I remember when Minato used to be like this tall." She put her hand to her hips.

"That's Him?" The other red headed woman checked him out."Looks like good Husband material."

"Husband?" My grandmother asked

"You didn't know?" The woman said. She came out from behind Minato. The woman fainted. The picture switched again. They were telling the unknown woman lies. Suddenly My grandmother came down some steps.

"Hey. Mom." Kushina greeted her. She blushed.

"I knew you two would elope one day. You're perfect for each other."

"How do you know again?"The other woman Asked.

"Back in the day when we commuted between Konoha and Whirlpool, they used to play together." She sat down.

"You didn't tell me that Kushina."

"That's his story." Kushina pointed to Minato.

"Much for later. Kushina. Why didn't you tell me?"Her mother asked. Kushina smoothed her arm.

"I didn't want it to be such a big deal."

"In truth it really wasn't. There were already rumors about us being married."Minato explained.

"Why would that be?"The other woman asked.

"Because we live together. Have been for about two years."

Kushina said. "They went a stretch bit higher and said we acted like a married couple since we were already together."

"You two are an interesting couple." My aunt said.

"Why didn't you at least send me a letter?"

"I did. After the wedding. It has gotten to you yet?"Kushina asked. Her mother bit her lip then looked down.

"There is something I must tell you all." She put on a serious face. "Two weeks ago. Whirlpool was bombed."

Kushina breathed. "What?!"

"It was bombed. As in bombs coming down and blowing up homes."It sounded like my mother was hyperventilating. She looked at the other lady who's face was blank.

"Many people were saved and lived on. The Land of Whirlpool is destroyed. On top. Underground homes were built long ago and that's where your father is operating Whirlpool Kushina." Minato took my mother's hand. Her breathing slowed.

"So everyone is okay?"

"Not everyone. Quite a few died. Not as much as we would've liked Is what I'm saying. Our supplies is limited so I was trained. I ate as much as I could. Then I swam across the strait."

"All the way Across?!" Minato said.

"Yeah. Me and my cousins used to do it all the time."Kushina explained.

"For Fun?!" Kushina nodded. Minato blew out a breath.

"Let's get to business then. You need supplies. Supplies meaning food, medicines, clothes, etcetera. You planning on getting this stuff here right."My grandmother nodded. She lifted her shirt and pulled a credit card from her boobs. "Father."They turned to that woman. So they share a father. That means she's my great Aunt.

"Is father okay?"

Kushina's mother looked down. "Akiko?"

She shook her head. The woman left the room. Kushina quickly followed. I don't know why girls like crying together. That's what they did. Minato and Akiko were talking business downstairs. The card had half a million on it. I was just like Damn. The new place operates underground. So they needed a ship of perfect size, supplies, and perfect weather. I got only this out of their conversation when the picture switched. They were in a store. The couple passed by my great aunt. Who was looking at condoms.

"Y'all aren't the only newlyweds but I'm sure you're probably the most Active."

"Alright. Make sure to tell Mom to get some." They passed her to a section with bandages. Minato was talking about some bandage being good for almost everything. Kushina was just staring at him. After a while he stopped talking and noticed. He said her name three times before she snapped out of it.

"Ah. What?!"

"You spaced out."

"Probably thinking of how much fun she's gonna have with these condoms and you!"Her Aunt said from farther up the aisle. There goes Another Ino. Kushina blushed. "Aunt Haruko!"

"Don't worry. I was thinking it, too." Minato said out of nowhere with a grin. Aren't you two pretending? I thought.

Kushina grabbed his ear and brought him down to her mouth."Don't you ever do such a thing again or I'll cut off your dick and give it to Kakashi."

"Now she's whispering Sexy taunts in his ear." The woman yelled. She let go of his ear. "Yes ma'am."Minato said. Kakashi? Oh Fuck. That's creepy.

"Come on." Kushina grabbed his hand and walked down the aisle. "We're leaving you Auntie!"She called out.

Minato led her away as soon as they got from her sight. "We need to talk." They went inside of a family bathroom.

"Are we going to continue with this pretending?"

"I don't know. When do you want to tell them?"

"That's what I'm asking you. I do want to help your people."

"I know that but this and that are two different things. I'm not sure if my father would except the random blonde best friend though."

"But I'm having a hard time pretending to be married to my best friend. It's also kind of awkward."

"That's right. Couples do a lot of shit that we don't do. We should practice."

"What kind of ideas are coming from your mind right now?"

"Practice means holding hands and kissing each others cheeks and shit."

Minato covered his face with his hands.

"Or. We can do a bang."

"Bang?" He lifted his face. "Yeah. As in before we go we do one act that will ultimately get rid of all their doubts." Both of them blushed. Am I gonna see some pornography?"At least that's one though. And if both of them see it my father will leave us alone."

"Is your father mean?" Minato asked.

"He might be to you but once you get to know him I'm sure he'll lighten up."She said reassuringly.

"Alright. Now since we've decided what we're going to do I want to hit you. Just so we won't have to do it after. "

"Alright. I'll start." He advanced on her and they started wrestling. I can't believe they were actually doing this stuff. I would like to think I would've came out weirder. The picture faded out to them coming out. They were red and out of breath. Akiko and Haruko were right there just staring.

"Damn. You move too Damn quick."

"Didn't you say that was one of the best things about me?"

"Yeah. I did. Whoo. After that it feels like it's a hundred degrees in here." Kushina finally noticed the staring women.

"Hey mom. Did you get the condoms?"

"Umm. Do you need them?"

"Yeah." They continued on our way.

"Hey. I think they were thinking on the perverted side."

"Oh. That probably did sound- Actually the whole situation was. We just came out of the family bathroom with super red faces and harsh breathing then asked about condoms."

"Well then." He said. Some people looked at them funny. I grinned. The next was a little weird. My parents were wet. My father on his knees in the bathtub. Both naked. Akiko and Haruko were admiring this shit.

"They bathe Together! That's Cute!"

"Look at her face. It's so red." Kushina threw a bar of soap at Haruko. She moved out of the way. Minato pulled his hair back.

"Can you give us some privacy?"

"Oh my god."They scurried down the hall. "I almost had a nosebleed!"

Based on the way Kushina was trying to drown Minato. Her hands around his neck and everything I don't think that was planned. Now the next picture was. Too bad I couldn't close my eyes because that's a picture I wouldn't want too keep in there.

"They went missing. One second they were there and one second they weren't." It was the perverted women. My grandmother opened the door. Then she shut it again. Minato glanced at the door. This is the Bang they were talking about.

"Keep Going.."

"No."

"But-" Kushina said.

"I said no." He got off of Kushina who in turn sat up.

"Well what about . . later?"

Kushina rubbed her arms.

"Maybe." Minato was holding back laughter. Kushina got off the bed. As soon as she got outside Haruko took her downstairs.

"That was getting heated. That wasn't your first time, Right?"

"No. Of course not."My mother lied.

"You know you were having Sex in my house without my permission."

"Yeah. Sorry"She said. She obviously wasn't though.

"No worries. It's not like Y'all will be able to do it often living under your fathers house. We were worried about you two since you disappeared but we actually wanted Y'all to join us for dessert."

"Ah. Sure. Let me grab Minato."

"Don't get too Distracted!" She called out. She went back up. Minato was putting on a shirt when she got there. He held up a thumb. So did she. He sighed out of relief and followed her downstairs.

"I made banana pudding."My Mother said putting down bowls for each of them. That shit looked too good.

"Thanks mother."

"Thank ya Akiko."

"Thank you Miss Uzumaki" Now which one doesn't belong?

"Please do call me Mother. Or Akiko."She said.

"Ah. Thank you Mother."Minato said. That sounded better. Everyone was almost done when Akiko started.

"I just can't hold it in any longer. Minato I'm so glad you've learned how to control my daughter. I tried to teach her the right way but she kept turning boyish again and I just never thought she would get married." Kushina's face went slack. "Even when you were her best friend. I'm just so happy. I always knew you had it in you. Like that time you beat up that boy for bullying her, or when you broke up with that girl for bullying her" Kushina's brows punched together. Minato stole a nervous glance her way. "I'll never forget the time you made her cookies. Oh. And there's that time you told that purple haired girl you'll go out with her If she stopped bullying Kushina. Also-"

"Mother. Shhhhh!" Minato said.

Kushina was dumbfounded. "You told me Ara cheated on you. You also told me mom made those cookies. You told me-"He put a finger to her lips.

"Its fine. I lied to protect you alright."

"Whatever." She said going back to the 'Nana Pudding.

"They are just the cutest couple."Haruko said.

"Yes they are."

"Finished!"Their bowls hit the table at the same time.

"You want Cherry or Vanilla?" Kushina asked him.

"Cherry this time. You want the usual right?"

Kushina nodded. We stood.

"That's their version of Jinx." My mom explained to Haruko. "Goodnight mom. Aunt Haruko."

"Goodnight mother. Haruko san."

They went down the hallway.

"Do you want to stay up for round two?" They stopped at Harukos words. "I'm ashamed to say I do."

The next picture she was in the bath again. Minato walked in and started brushing his teeth. "Hey."He said when he finished. She gave him a look. "Can I ever take a bath in peace?"

"Not when the bathtub looks like that."

Someone was running in the other room. "Hey. Come here."

Minato walked over. She started splashing the water. "Do that thing we were doing last night." She whispered to him. He caught on.

"Oh My God KUSHINA!"He yelled. Are they really doing this?

"MINATO!Ahn!"Outside of the hallway Haruko fell. Blood started puddling.

"I FEEL IT MINATO!"

"I'M COMING!"

"Oh My God! Haruko! So much blood!"My grandmother said. Minato and Kushina laughed. "We're back to our teenage years."

Kushina nodded at Minato's words. "Hey Kushina. I gotta pee."She threw a bar of soap at him and he ran out.

Afterwards it showed them cleaning the place up. Since the aunt owned the place they had too. She just bought it. To Sell it just like that is just bad. Plus they might need more supplies later on. The next slide was at a park of the sorts. Kushina was wiping her mouth. Chicken wings? Sounds good. Minato had a cherry coke and Kushina had a Mountain Dew. The Jinx drinks.

"The more I think about it the more the issue wreck me."Minato said.

"My dad isn't as bad as they make him out to be. He's like most fathers. Minato. Your father wasn't the best of fathers. This will be a good experience." She explained.

"I'm not worried about our relationship. I'm worried about what he thinks of ours."

"True. He'll leave us alone if my mother tells him about our expeditions but that'll only last for a while. I hate the thought of holding hands with you but that's what might have to happen."

My mother finished the wings.

"That was good."

"I just don't see how you can eat all that spicy stuff. Especially with soda."

"You've never tried it?" She grabbed a piece of his chicken and swirled it around in her left over sauce. She's gonna do it isn't she?

"Kushina. What are you planning to do with that chicken?"

She grinned and brought up the red covered piece.

"Come here Minato."
"Get that away from me." She tore off a piece of it and He rolled away from her. She followed "No come here."

She jumped him, straddling him then grabbed his neck.

"Open your mouth." He shook his head. A child came out of nowhere with his dog. She took this moment to stick it in there. He chewed. My fathers face turned super red.

"Keep chewing. It's good. Hey kid. Can you bring me those boxes and drinks from over there?"

The Kid did. He's brave I thought. After seeing what she was doing to Minato I would've ran. "Thank you. Want a chicken Wing?" She let him get one of Minato's. The dog got one too. She gave Minato another piece of the spicy stuff. She laughed with the kid about how red his face was. I was like why is that kid still there. Suddenly his father came. "Oh. Kaito. Is he alright?"

The man was talking about Minato. "He ought be."

After they left she gave him another piece. He bit her finger. My mother flinched. Then looked surprised.

"You've gotten used to it already?"He got up on one elbow.

"Look. They're at it again." It was Hiroko and Akiko. "Kushina. Were you trying to rape Minato?"Akiko asked.

"No." She took her finger out of his mouth. In their eyes she looked guilty as hell.

"Hey. What are you two Doing?"Kushina asked.

"We were discussing The Government." My mother said.

"Did Y'all spend anything?"

"Yeah. We did." Minato and Kushina Grinned. "You'll see it later."

Another came of the two kissing on the beach. Then I saw The storm coming. A man got on the boat. He wasn't supposed to be there. I don't think anyway. Then Minato and them got on. Oh man. What's gonna happen? The ship simply floated off the shore into the dark clouds. They cut on the Engine when they were far enough and left the place. Kushina was on deck. I saw that creep behind her. He was checking out my mom's ass. Then he took her by the hair and grabbed her breasts. My eyebrow twitched. Despite her throwing me around and shit in these dreams recently this scene made me angry. The man's voice was rough. "Shhh. It's only the wind." She struggled. His grip tightened on her breasts. "The more you do that the harder I'll squeeze." I saw tears come to her eyes as she went still. "I ought to take you with me." He pulled on them. "You're Pretty-" A click. Minato was at the opening with a gun.
Hinata Pov...

The woman laughed. "I know you're here. Little Bitch."

I couldn't even move her hand from my arm. "How would you like that feeling on you?"

I screamed as she did those things to me. Especially pulling my hair. The pain in my head was almost she pushed me aside into a clear cage of the sorts. I couldn't get out of it."Don't worry. I'm just going to mess with him a little bit." I suddenly woke up.

"Naruto." I turned on my back. "Wake up now." I was pulled back into the dream.

Back to Naruto...

The picture changed. Minato had the man at gunpoint. I saw the red surrounding his shadow as he shot. Three times. I saw puddling blood. My father..Killed him. Suddenly it was like a breakup of signal on a really old tv. It played again. Over. And over until Kushina's picture with the cat eyes came up.

"Think you can escape me?"

I screamed as I started falling. I hit the ground suddenly. Kushina Grinned. "You won't get out of here happy-"

Minato appeared to be reloading his gun then he looked at me. "Son."

I got a few Follows and Faves so I put out a few more chapters. Early. That's what happens when I get encouraged. It's only that I couldn't Update that I was out for so long. I've written a few more chapters. Thank you my loyal reviewer, Umm...licilovesanime. One of the reasons I even Keep Writing. Smileys. Lol. Did I update soon enough?