Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto if I did Kakashi probably would have shown his face by now.
(Warnings: Spell check/grammar errors.)
*Re-uploaded because of fail self-check rofl For those of you who have already read this chapter skip to the end because I have included bonus content*
Chapter 24: War pt 2: End game
~AT Akatsuki's Hide Out~
Naruto and the Expedition casually walked in to the chambers of Akatsuki and stopped in front of three figures. The figures glared at a smirking Naruto before Madara broke out into an evil laugh.
"You think this is it? You think you've beaten ME!" Madara roared in insanity as Naruto yawned.
"Yeah I think I did…you mad bro?" Naruto asked while tilting his head. Madara just glared more before signaling Kakuzu and Hidan to attack, which they did with a lot of hesitation.
"…Really?" Naruto asked while shaking his head. Riku just sighed and stepped forward with Madara-chan.
"Naruto let us handle this ok?" Riku asked while she in the rest of the clan ignited in a blue flame. Naruto silently thanked Sakura for teaching the rest of the clan how to do an ougi before nodding.
"Oh man, you two are about to be fucked." Naruto said a chuckle as the clan split into two groups, the Uchiha's against Hidan, and Riku, Sakura, and Naruko against Kakuzu. Madara looked on in shock as everyone disappeared from view except Naruto who stood proudly with a large grin.
~In the Uchiha special Part one Itachi~
BGM: Eddie Rath: Mangekyou in the eyes
"Where the fuck am I?"
"Your grave, Tsukiyomi" Itachi whispered as the world turned red. Hidan looked around and saw that he was surrounded by cats that were covered in pastries, and after taking a closer look he noticed that they seemed to crap rainbows.
"What…the…fuck…."
BGM:End
BGM: Nyan cat
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan-"
"Arghh!" Hidan Screamed as Itachi came into view.
"You'll be here for the next 72 hours."
"Noooooooooooo!"
"Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan-"
BGM: END
~Uzumaki special Part 1: Sakura~
BGM: Naruto OST1: Strong and Strike
"I'm not going to make this easy!" Sakura roared as she punched him 5 miles away.
"Son of a bitchhhh!" Kakuzu screamed as he flew
~Outside of the specials: BGM END~
"It doesn't matter what you do Hidan and Kakuzu are immortal." Madara claimed with false bravado as Naruto laughed.
"Not even immortals can live through what I'm sure is happening to them."
"Enough talking I'll make you pay you damned demon brat!"
"Bring it bitch!"
And with that Naruto and Madara charged at each other, the intent to kill clearly on both of their faces.
~Uchiha Special Part 2: Sasuki~
"Oh my fucking Jashin! There were so many rainbows." Hidan muttered while rocking in a fetal position. After getting out of his funk he noticed that he was at the Valley of the End. Looking up he saw a bad storm happening around him.
"You know I almost feel sorry for you." Sasuki said solemnly before charging at Hidan with a Chidori in both hands.
"Oh it's just the runt of the clan, I can take you bitch!" Hidan yelled swinging his scythe.
BGM: Eddie Rath: War Time
Just as the two met in the middle of the valley, Sasuki blocked the blow of the scythe with one of her Chidori while shoving the other through Hidan's chest. Hidan looked at her with an evil expression.
"Bitch do you honestly think that would kill me?"
"No but THIS will hurt." Sasuki replied while jumping back with her left hand still covered in lightning. "Kirin!" Sasuki roared as Hidan looked at her in confusion before paling when he felt an enormous amount of Chakra coming down at him. Hidan managed to think one thing before the lightning beast hit him.
"Fuck!"
*BOOM!*
Before Hidan could even twitch he was slammed against the side of the statue of Madara by a flaming purple hand. Opening one of his eyes he barely made out the form of Susanoo before a flaming black blade was shoved through his stomach causing him to be covered in a black flame. Next he felt his body get repeatedly shot at with what he assumed were flaming arrows and for the first time in years Hidan was scared. Finally after what felt like an eternity he felt the fire disappear from his body, but he could feel that the wounds were still there, and he looked up at a smirking Sasuki.
"Good news is I won't kill you." Sasuki said with a gentle voice as Hidan almost wept in joy. "Bad news the next woman might." And with that Hidan's world went black.
BGM: END
~Outside of specials~
Madara was glaring at the now golden Naruto who was forming seals, he tried to stop him but every time he attacked, Naruto would just disappear in a flash and continue forming the seals.
"Quit running!"
"Make me-ttebayo!"
~Uzumaki Special pt 2: Naruko~
Kakuzu pulled himself out of the rubble and stood up while bleeding profusely.
"Damn…She took out one of my arms! I don't see her anymore so I should be on guar-"His thoughts were cut off as he felt a punch to the face that was followed by more all around his body. "What's hitting me? I can't see a thing!
BGM: Naruto Shippuuden OST2: Gekiha
"You hurt-ttebane?" A voice asked looking up Kakuzu notice he was surrounded by Ten flaming Naruko's that were smirking. "Don't worry I'm using a lot of chakra so I'll end my part quick." With that nine of the ten Naruko's flashed at him with a Planetary Rasengan In their hands.
"Fu-"
*BOOM*
As Kakuzu flew into the sky he found the final Naruko in the sky above him, looking closer he noticed that she must have launched herself a few thousand feet into the air.
-In the Sky-
"Let's make this quick Kyu-chan!"
"Of course, Naruko." And with that they changed into a giant flaming Nine tailed Fox that was quickly gathering chakra in its mouth.
-With Kakuzu-
"Well here goes another heart." Kakuzu thought despondently.
"BIJUDAMMA!"
*BOOOOM*
And then the world went white.
BGM: END
~Outside specials~
"What are you doing do you intend to die!" Madara screamed frantically at a panting Naruto who exited his Nine-tails chakra Mode.
"Dead Demon Consuming Seal!" Naruto gritted out as a monster like figure appeared behind him.
~Uchiha Special: FINALE!~
BGM: Eddie Rath: Madara
Hidan found himself in a clearing at nighttime; He was scared and confused…
…Until he saw the giant claw land next to him.
"Fufufu looks like I get to fight along Kyuubi-sama again like old times." Came a voice from on top of the head of the Kyuubi. (Remember Naruto's Definition of Specials before asking how) Hidan slowly turned around before stopping and glaring at the Raven Haired female.
"FUCK IT I DON'T CARE ANY MORE JUST DO IT IF YOU GOT THE BALL-"
*Chomp*
"*Sigh* No fair… why are my fights anti-climatic!" Madara yelled in frustration as the Kyuubi shook its head before transforming into the form of Akane.
BGM: END
"I don't know, but I believe that it's time for me to get some pay back bitch!" Ougi-Akane growled as Madara turned white.
"Sorry?"
"No… that won't cut it, YOU OWE ME! So be grateful that I'm going to be gentle human."Akane said before her glare transformed into a gentle smile confusing the hell out of Madara.
BGM: Marvin Gaye Let's get it on
"…Seriously?...*Sigh* I see where this is going." Madara said with a shake of her head, relieved that she wasn't about to be eaten…
…Well at least not lethally.
BGM: End
~Uzumaki special: FINALE! ~
Kakuzu was trying to sneak behind a sleeping Riku in an attempt to take her out before she got his last heart. Right when he got behind her, he felt cold steel on his neck that stopped him from delivering the final blow.
"You're supposed to be a Shinobi? *Sigh* Let me show you how it's done BOY." Looking down Kakuzu saw that person he was looking at was beginning to fade from view.
"Shit genjutsu!" Kakuza thought angrily.
"No it was speed, you insolent brat." Riku said before removing the kunai and placing her hand on his back. "SHINRA TENSEI!"
*BOOM*
BGM: Naruto Shippuuden OST2: Kokuten
When Kakuzu landed he was rewarded with a kick to the face and while he was in mid air from the blow he heard her speak.
"1 of my 3 foundations of the ninja is Taijutsu! Show me what you got kid." Riku landed two devastating punches to Kakuzu's face before hitting with a round house kick to the head, but before he could fly away from the blow she grabbed his arm and planted her other foot into his face using him as a spring board to launch herself into the sky, she looked him in the eyes before his world went black.
BGM: END
-10 years later-
Kakuzu was reading his daughter a bedtime story, he had gotten married and given up his life as a missing-nin after Riku spared his life, he sighed contently as this new life was what he learned was very important to him. He had decided to open an orphanage and vowed that his current heart would be his last and that he would live this last life time with his wife and die a happy man. Before he could leave his daughters room she called out to him.
"Papa..."
"Yes my little angel?"
"I ran into a woman today, and she wanted me to tell you something Papa!"
"What did I tell you about talking to strangers?"
"I know but it sounded really important and she said that it would make me a better ninja like my papa used to be!" Chuckling Kakuzu turned to his daughter with a raised eyebrow.
"And what is this?"
"Another of her foundations for the ninja is Genjutsu!" Suddenly his daughter developed an evil smirk as he grew pale.
*CRACK*
BGM:Naruto Shippuuden OST2: Kokuten
Looking around he noticed he was lying down, heavily wounded, in front of a smirking Riku.
"YOU BITCH MY FAMILY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Kakuzu yelled at Riku who just smirked at him.
"Calm down it was just a genjutsu." Riku said enjoying the look of despair on Kakuzu's face.
"Kill me…"
"No." And with that Riku raised her hand at the mentally broken shinobi "Bansho Tenin" Bringing Kakuzu to her she grabbed him by his neck and put some of the Juubis chakra in his body. "That should keep you from dying for now. Shinobi foundation number three Ninjutsu! CHIBAKU TENSEI!" Riku roared as she tossed Kakuzu in the center of a second moon. "SHINRA TENSEI!" Using the Juubi's Chakra she sent the new moon into space where it orbited in the opposite direction of the first moon. "*Sigh* have we really fallen? He didn't even notice that the earth was infused with my Chakra.
"It really is a Shame." The Juubi commented from her seal as Riku rubbed her head in annoyance.
"That's it I don't care who gives birth first, but I'm training Naruto's first child, so that we can have real shinobi again."
"That would be for the best."
"By the way…"
"Yes?"
"Assume the position I need stress relief."
"Yes mistress!"
"Ninja's have become too weak…looks like my daughters, or in this world sons, failed me." Riku thought before putting her hand into a seal. "Katsu!" Riku exclaimed as she watched the moon explode. "Be grateful that I let you die." And with that Riku disappeared in broad daylight, no Shunshin , genjutsu,speed, or chakra at all used.
Like a Ninja.
BGM: END
~Outside Specials~
The expedition came from a crack in the air and the first thing they saw was Naruto standing in front of the Shinigami.
"Are you ready to die human?" The Shinigami asked Naruto, who was glad he used the Shinigami translation cheat, nodded. The first one to stop gaping was Riku, who began to yell at our hero.
"What the hell why are you going to kill yourself? What about peace and your last wife! You are too young to be giving up like this especially when I can kick Madara's ass no problem you dumb ass mother fucker!" Riku yelled at a smirking Naruto.
BGM: Naruto Shippuuden OST2: RENKAI
"Don't underestimate me Riku!" Naruto yelled in pain as he forced himself to turn around and glare at the Shinigami. "HEY OLD BONEY AND UGLY LOOK AT ME!" Naruto roared as a black crow escaped his body. "I have to be careful I only have 2 of Shisui's eyes so I have 2 commands."
"What do you want mortal?" Smirking Naruto stood his ground underneath the oppressive aura of the Shinegami. As one of the crows eyes turned into its Mangekyou form he began.
"First I want to tell you that you would probably make a good looking girl why don't you try it out?" Naruto suggested as Sasuki gaped.
"The son of a bitch isn't…!" Sasuki's thoughts were mirrored by everyone else.
"I probably would…" The God of death thought before changing into a young woman with snow white hair in a blinding white robe that hugged her body in all the right places. She had pale skin and her eyes were bright blue.
Everyone gaped more.
"Secondly I'm sure we could fall in love with each other and drink lots of coffee." Naruto finished as the bird on his shoulder's eyes transformed back into the regular sharingan. The bird forced itself back into Naruto's body as he fell to the floor, his body now incredibly boney.
"I bet we could…" Shinigami thought as the skin on her cheeks gained a little color. "But how is it possible when you are going to die?"
"Don't worry about it! With Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze nothing is impossible!" Naruto flashed her his famous grin before his eyes began to close. Remembering what she was doing the Shinigami stabbed Madara in his heart, Naruto's soul left his body and was about to be taken by the reluctant Shinigami when…
+1 life used! (AN: remember Kabuto?)
Naruto's soul shot directly back to his body, which soon returned to its physical peak. Standing up, ignoring his gaping family he looked down condescendingly at Madara.
"H-H-HOW!" Madara screamed as he felt his life fading away, courtesy of the dagger in his heart." Naruto just shrugged.
"I'm just blatantly better than you." Naruto answered. Behind him we can see a pale Sakura trying to revive an unconscious Sasuki, who had given up life as she witnessed the most terrifying thing ever.
Naruto's FINAL wife.
Riku , the Rikudo Sennin, True God of Shinobi, slayer of the Juubi, Creator of the log, etc. Fell to her knees while gaping at our hero.
"…You're more pro than even I am!" Riku screamed as she looked at the newest addition to the clan in FEAR.
Platinum Trophy: Beating the Game: Unlocked
+999,999,999,999 Ryou
Avatar: Shinigami Naruto Unlocked
Final Boss Available
Congradu-fucking-lations!
BGM: END
As the Shinigami finished eating Madara's soul it began to pout, tilting his Naruto asked.
"What's up?"
"I'm used to eating 2 souls so I feel a little empty…" Naruto quickly turned to Sakura.
"Hey don't you have a date with Gaara?" Paling Sakura stood up after Sasuki regained consciousness.
"Your right, see you guys later!" Sakura ran out of the hideout as Naruto gained an evil smirk.
"Ok now that she's gone let's fill you up Shinigami-chan!" Naruto cheered while undressing along with the rest of the clan, including Sasuki who finally stopped giving a fuck.
"With what?"
"just a certain little drink…HIT IT MARVIN!
BGM: Marvin Gaye: let's get it on.
And the Shinobi world finally learned peace.
~3 hours later~
"FUCK!"
"Yes Naruto that's what we're doing." Sasuki said sarcastically as Naruto stopped mid-thrust and glared at her.
"No what I mean is…WE FORGOT TO ADD KARIN!" Naruto exclaimed as the clan stopped their various positions.
"Oh well." Came from Riku as the clan resumed breaking the Goddess of Death.
NEXT: FINAL BATTLE vs. Rebuke?
~Bonus Content~
Rebuke stood in front of a screen with a sheepish smile before he began his speech.
"Because I am re-uploading this chapter I've decided to give bonus information for those of you who began my Life is a Game series from the first arc." Rebuke went to his closest and began to throw things out. Some of the items were a Playstation 6, X-box 1440, and a Nintendo-Z. "Here it is!" Rebuke yelled while holding up a folder and opening it.
Naruto:Life is Game
Bakudo X: Life is a Game
Life is not a Game(Will be updated monthly, It describes Rebuke's past)
"And that's what I've got so far… Crap I need something to do while I watch my past because I doubt bleach will be enough." Rebuke began before Izanami walked into the room.
"Master I've gotten your mail from Twilight" Izanami said while handing her confused master a package. Rebuke carefully picked up the note.
"Yo Man hey I found this lying in the ruins of an Old orphanage, It had your address on it so I decided to mail it back to you.
~J14agent
Rebuke felt a cold chill run up his spine at the word orphanage. Shaking his head Rebuke opened the package and pulled out what looked like an old baseball bat, suddenly, Rebuke gained a wide-eyed look.
~Flash: ? Years: Ascension City~
BGM: Cowboy Bebop OST: Call me Call me
A small black haired boy was crying in front of an orphanage.
"Hey kid what's the matter?" looking up the boy saw a black haired teen with a white band strapped around his left arm. Looking closer the small boy was openly gapping at the teen as he saw the symbols "X7" on the band.
"Y-y-y-you're a member of…" the boy began before he was cut off by a smack to the head.
"Shut up brat don't you know you can get in trouble for speaking of my organization?" The small boy looked down with tears filling his eyes.
"*Sigh* Now tell me what's wrong?" The teen asked as he sat down next to the boy.
"I lost my bat…it was the last thing my parents gave me before they died." The little boy answered as the Teen turned him around.
"Where did you see it last?"
"It was taken from me by a mean policeman who said gutter trash don't deserve to have fun…" The boy did not hear the teen next to him growl.
"Hey kid what's your name?"
"*Sniff* T-Takashi Komuro." The boy answered while wiping his eyes.
"Go on inside I'll go with one of my friends to help you get your bat." The teen said while standing up.
"HEY REBUKE! What's taking you man?" Turning around Rebuke saw an orange haired boy and a pair of blonde twins walking toward him. The orange haired boy had a wooden sword strapped to his back, and he was wearing a black muscle shirt, black cargo pants, and a pair of black fingerless gloves. The twins were both wearing a black hoodie, cargo pants, and black fingerless gloves. All three had the same white band strapped onto their left arm.
"Oh hey Ichigo…Looks like we got another mission." Rebuke said while cracking his knuckles as the twins smirked.
"All right!" They said in unison as Ichigo pulled out his wooden sword.
"Where to?" Ichigo asked while doing a few practice swings.
"The police station." And with that the four walked away leaving a wide-eyed Takashi behind.
~5 hours later~
The four walked into the cafeteria of the orphanage covered in blood and bruises. Looking around Rebuke spotted the boy from earlier and walked toward him.
"Hey kid this yours?" Rebuke asked handing the speechless boy a golden bat. " Next time the police mess with you I want you to hit them with it and run to the address I carved into the bat. It'll be like fighting a zombie."
"Zombies don't exist!" Takashi said with a large smile while swinging his bat around making the 4 teens smile.
"Yeah I guess they don't…good luck in life!"
~After the four leave~
"Oh man that was so cool! I can't believe we got to meet X7 in person!" A girl squeeled as Takashi looked back down at his bat.
"I want to be as brave as them when I get older." Takashi murmured causing a girl next to him to roll her eyes.
"As if that would ever happen!" The girl yelled as Takashi turned to her with a pout.
"Why you gotta be so mean Rei?"
~Flash End~
"I wonder how that brat is living in his new life?" Rebuke thought before switching on the T.V, and gaping after he saw what was on.
"Take this you undead bastard!" A black haired teen yelled while smashing a zombie with a baseball bat. Rebuke smirked more and more the more he watched the show.
"This will be interesting." Rebuke thought as he scribbled something down in the folder.
HOTD: Life is a Game
AN: That's That.
AN2: this is a gift because I know how people feel on Monday's
AN3: Competition is over ill send the winners the pairings soon
AN4: read and Review
~Rebukex7