Chapter 25. Eddie
"thank god were home" Rosalie cried getting out of the car, "I've never done so much shopping in my life! I know it's impossible but I actually think my feet are aching". Alice frowned then opened the back door for me. "Lissa are you alive in there?" she asked pulling away some of the bags that had been crammed into the back with me. "well technically I'm already dead but yes I'm still Alive I wouldn't be though if I were human, now hurry up and get me out of her so I can move again!" I yelled pushing the bags out the door. "hold your horses" she muttered picking up the bags in lighting speed. "rose, give us a hand" Alice breathed trying to fit one more bag on her wrist.
"sure which one do you want? Left or right? Personally I would recommend that you take the right as its far better then…" Rosalie taunted offering her hands to Alice. "very funny rose! Just pick up the bags please" Alice huffed cutting her off. "wait…load Lissa up first, that way we'll be able to take more in at once" Alice ordered as I slipped out of the car. "hold still" Rosalie muttered as she began hanging bags from my arms. "hand the small ones on her pigtails" Alice instructed pointing to the bags on the ground with her foot. "why don't you just hang some on my ears while your at it" I snapped in disbelief. "good idea! We'll get even more in that way" I looked at her shocked as Rosalie hung the bags on my hair and my ears!
Slowly we shuffled inside buried under all the bags. "up to my room, we can sort out who's is who's in there" Alice instructed taking the lead. "Alice you've created a monster" Emmett laughed as he looked at me, "did you leave anything at the shop?" jasper asked following Emmett in. "of course we did, were not that greedy, now jasper be a dear and go and fetch the other bags please" she smiled giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. "I don't even go shopping this time and I still get stuck carrying all the bags" he huffed wandering outside. "Emmett go help him" Rosalie ordered. "Quickly before my arms fall off" I yelled urging them forward.
Finally we made it to her room. I dumped the bags then fell down on the floor. "in here jasper" Alice called not looking where she was going. "just dump them here" she yelled dropping all her bags on top of me. before I could even find my way out another lot of bags was placed on top of me. "hey" I yelled, but it was muffled by all the bags. I almost had a hand out when Emmett came into the room and placed his bags onto the pile. "I would like to get out sometime today!" I screamed, this time they heard me. "you buried my child!" Rosalie exclaimed digging though all the bags. "Relax Rose it's not like we buried her alive" Emmett laughed as my head popped out from the bags.
Rosalie turned around to glare at him. "I'm gona leave now" Emmett whispered quickly leaving the room. "sound's like a plan" Jasper laughed following him. "hold it mister" Alice yelled, slowly he returned. "yes dear?" he asked nervously. "I need you to help me put these things away" Alice muttered smiling sweetly. "but i…" Jasper complained, when he looked at her face he sighed, "fine" he breathed sitting on the end of the bed. "what do you want me to do?" he asked. "empty everything out from it's bag and take off all the price tags" Alice instructed. While jasper was busy doing this we got busy separating who's stuff was who's. Majority of the stuff was Alice's though.
"Jasper I even picked you up some new outfits, your old ones were getting a little…well old" Jasper laughed at her comment then continued pulling off tags. "Lissa here's all your stuff" Rosalie said as she handed me a huge basket of clothes. "go put those away then come back for the second basket" she smiled as she saw my eyes widen. "I gotta stop shopping with her. She's to dam rich" I laughed heaving the basket out the door. quickly I shot up to my room and dumped the clothes on my bed. Once I had dumped the second basket here also I decided to go and annoy someone else. "hey Eddie?" I muttered as I walked up behind him. "what do you want shorty?" he asked turning around in his seat. "don't call me shorty" I snapped pulling up a seat beside him. "don't call me Eddie" he muttered shrugging his shoulders.
"what 'cha doing Eddie?" I asked deliberately calling him Eddie again. "Bella's college applications" he smiled signing her name better then she did. "but isn't that cheating Eddie?" I muttered putting emphasis on the Eddie. "yes, but it's for her own good and stop calling me Eddie" he snapped sealing the envelope. "Why Eddie? Don't you like being called Eddie? I think Eddie is a nice name, it's so much shorter to don't you think Eddie?" I laughed stirring him up. "go away Lissa" he growled trying to ignore me. "ok Eddie" I laughed skipping off. His hand slammed down on the table then I was gone.
"Esme can I go to a friends place?" I asked jumping up on the kitchen bench, "yes of course dear" she smiled pulling me off the bench with ease. "just please don't sit on my bench" she frowned giving me a quick clip over the head. "one of these days I'm going to glue you feet to the floor" she threatened. "sorry Esme" I smiled before running out of the kitchen. "bye Eddie" I sang as I flew though the room. "Lissa!" he growled. I jumped off the front porch and flew into the woods. I reached the end of the Swans lawn then quickly made the last few steps to the house then the jump to Bella's window. I slipped it open easily. Silently I sat on the window seal watching as Bella rummaged around her room hopelessly. "lost something" I asked curiously, she let out a quick scream that shocked even me. I heard Charlie coming up the stairs and made a quick backwards fall out the window.
"is everything ok Bells?" Charlie asked bursting in. "umm yer every things fine, I just saw a cockroach that's all" she muttered embarrassed. Reluctantly Charlie seemed to leave. Quickly I re positioned myself on the window seal. "you never scream when Alice turns up" I mumbled offended. "you scared me" she hissed clutching her heart. "don't worry it's still beating" I reassured her as I slipped further into the room. "need help packing? Are you leaving this weekend?" Bella thought about that for a moment then nodded. "were going up to see my mum" she muttered half smiling. "you can help me pack if you like, I'm sure you'll be ten times faster then I will be" she laughed nervously.
She pointed to the pile of clothes on the floor and I quickly set to work, she didn't have a lot so I was finished in less then a minuet. "anything else you need help with?" I asked zipping up the suitcase. "no but your welcome to stay and keep me company" she said sitting on the bed. "ok what do you want to do?" I asked sitting down beside her. "let's just talk" she whispered crossing her legs. "ok what do you want to know?" I asked smiling at her. "why do you assume I want to know something?" she asked shocked.
"Bella, you always want to know something" I frowned rolling my eyes. "I just want to know why Edward all of a sudden wants to go to my mums place. I mean why right now, this weekend" she confessed curiously. "ummm maybe you should ask him that, I mean I don't really know" I lied not sounding to convincing, of course I knew the real reason. Edward thought Victoria was coming back so he wanted to get Bella as far away as possible but since he hadn't actually told me that yet I thought it better to keep it hidden.
"ok then tell me about your past. What's your story?" She huffed changing the subject, "yes Lissa what's your story" Edward muttered suddenly. Bella's eye's flick quickly over to Edward who was sitting on the window seal. "and why are you at my girlfriends house" he smiled slipping onto the bed next to Bella. "chill out Eddie, I wasn't trying to steal her or anything" I snapped jumping off the bed. "go home shorty"" he laughed pointing to the window. "see ya Bella" I smiled sitting on the window seal, quickly I stuck my tongue out at Edward then fell backwards out the window before landing softly on my feet.
"I thought I told you to put these away not just throw them all over your bed" Rosalie sighed as I entered my room. "you did, I just ignored you" I whispered smiling sweetly. "very funny now put these away" Rosalie ordered flinging clothes at me. "hey" I laughed dogging them. "then have a shower and I'll do your hair" she smiled wandering to the door. "you need a hair cut" she informed as she opened the door. "clothes' away" I muttered pointing to them. soon enough my imagination kicked in and the clothes literally began walking themselves into the wardrobe.
"to the shower" I smiled leaving the clothes to do their job. "supervise them" I muttered instructing my pander to keep guard" instantly the bear came to life. I slipped into the shower and quickly washed my hair. When I was finished I didn't bother to dry it, I just slipped my purple robe on then went to find something to wear in the wardrobe. I pulled out my white dress and slipped it on. I tied the purple sash then ran down stairs to Rosalie's room. "Mum I'm ready" I called walking into her room. "in here dear" she called from the bathroom.
I followed the sound of her voice then went to sit in the chair that she had set up for me. "I'm not going to cut it to short" she insisted as she began lightly combing my hair. Slowly she cut off a few chunks. Not To Much! Who was she kidding. "Mum! That's half my hair!" I yelled looking at the damage. "relax it will still hang below you shoulders. Trust me it will look nice" she re assured me as she continued hacking at my hair. I closed my eyes. I couldn't watch anymore. "there all done" she breathed setting down the scissors. "see it's not that bad" she smiled as I opened my eyes. My hair hung just past my shoulder and I mean JUST. My hair had started to dry so I was beginning to get neat little ringlets. "lets give you a side fringe" she muttered picking up the scissors again. she quickly cu then pushed my hair to the side.
"now just a quick dry of the hair" she laughed getting out the hair drier. "there all done" she smiled letting me down. Now that my hair was completely dry my hair hung above my shoulders in a neat little bob of ringlets. "put in a purple headband then go show Alice" Rosalie insisted pushing me towards the door. "fine" I muttered wandering up the stairs. I found my purple head band and slipped it in. I hated to admit it but I actually liked my hair. "Alice, Alice" I called as I ran down the stairs, my hair bounced as I did. "what's wrong" Alice shouted as she burst out of the room. "nothings wrong you goof ball. Look at my new hair cut" I laughed pointing to my hair. "ooh, I like it. It makes you look just that little bit older" she winked smiling in agreement
"Rosalie did it" I smiled playing with one of the ringlets. "you look very cute" Alice laughed, "but I need to finished packing away my stuff so if you'll excuse me I'm very busy". Suddenly she was gone and the door was closed in my face. "how rude" I snapped turning away from the door. "now who to bug next?" I questioned mischievously. "oh Jasper!" I called running down the hall. I bounded down the stairs and into the lounge room where I found Jasper and Emmett watching TV. "hello boys" I smiled.