"Alright Sauce, this is where the magic happens," said Jiraya as he led Sasuke into his trailer.
The outside was rather plain, but the inside was a different story. Every surface was covered in pink fur, including the walls. Posters of naked women adorned the furry walls. An enormous water bed covered in pink velvet, Native American woven blankets, and furs took up much of the trailer.
Jiraya hastily locked the door. "Oh my it's a little hot in here, perhaps you should take off your clothes," Jiraya said flirtatiously.
"If you insist," giggled Sasuke. He removed his bikini top.
"Nice," said Jiraya.
"I'm a guy, you dumbass," laughed Sasuke.
"Oh… that's disappointing," said Jiraya sadly.
"I'm also Sasuke Uchiha and I talked to you earlier today. You told me to go away, so I entered this pageant to get your attention. Now that I'm here, I demand you teach me the Bust-A-Nut jutsu."
"Ha! You think that's an easy jutsu for someone like you to learn? It requires much patience and skill to master it. Or you could take the shortcut way, but it's a horrible and unpleasant process."
"I'll do whatever it takes!" exclaimed Sasuke.
"Fine. Lucky for you I have all the ingredients we need for the shortcut way."
"What will I have to do?" asked Sasuke.
"Well first you will have to jack-off nonstop for four hours. After the four hours is up you will completely cover your weiner with hot sauce. Then you will drink this special drink that will cause you to hallucinate for a few hours. Once the effects of the drink wear off, you will wash off the hot sauce with overpriced bottled water, then jack-off for another hour. If you are powerful enough, then you will master the Bust-A-Nut jutsu."
"But how will I know if I have mastered it?" asked Sasuke.
Jiraya smiled. "Oh, you will know once you mastered it. Here, I'll open the sunroof in case you are actually powerful enough to learn it."
"That doesn't make any sense, stop being so vague," said Sasuke.
"Kid you better start jacking off now if you want to learn this jutsu by tomorrow! Now I want to get as far away as possible from you, you little weirdo, so I'm going to go find some hookers while you do your thing. And I'm only teaching you this for Naruto's sake!" yelled Jiraya.