Title: Examine
With A Friend
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Character/s:
Ambiguously AizenxGin
Word Count: 241
Warning/s:
Yeah, more crack. It's just kind of unfeasible stupidity on my
part as I wait for my uncle to pick me up.
Summary: Hitsugaya
wants to watch.
Dedication: Ann,
because I'm working on gearing myself up for KIDDIE PORN for her
request. You heard me.
A/N: I'm going to hell.
Hitsugaya knew he was young, but he didn't think he was that young, and really, Matsumoto was such a mom sometimes.
If they were going to go about it right where everyone could see them, he was well within his rights to watch.
He frowned and tried to squirm out from under his vice-captain's hold, her hand currently slapped firmly over his eyes as she held him still with the other.
This was so not the way to treat a superior officer.
"Aizen-taichou! Gin! Please move to somewhere private! There are CHILDREN present!" she barked, sounding scandalized on Hitsugaya's behalf, though not really surprised about anything herself.
"I'm not a child!"
Okay, maybe he sort of sounded like one there, but c'mon. He wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't been looking with his own two eyes and he really wanted to see what happened next because not even the craziest part of his imagination could come up with how those two were gonna make that fit into there.
But then Matsumoto dragged him away against his will and she was surprisingly strong when it came to certain things, which was such a drag.
He was sorely disappointed later, when she explained to him that they'd only been checking one another for prostate cancer and it wasn't anything he should concern himself with.
But it had looked so much more interesting than just that.
He sighed. Really, adults were so boring.
END