A/N: Well, this one is kinda hard to write, because it's just Thor sleeping with his hammer and that's pretty much it. I dunno. Also, I'm beginning to like X-men a little too much, even though I haven't yet seen the movie and don't know that many of the characters. But guys. Have you SEEN Gambit's hair?! It's so long and amazing! I want it!
Okay. That was kinda creepy. But whatever. If I see the movie, I might write a fanfiction, I dunno. :\ I'm embarrassed now heh.
I still own nothing.
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24) Don't take pictures of Thor while he's sleeping, we all know he sleeps with his hammer.
The three troublemakers whispered quietly to themselves as they walked silently around the hallway. It was well past midnight, and all the Avengers were asleep. Of course, this was when the troublemakers came out for tricks. As Tony had put it, "nighttime is the best time for play".
Clint held the camera as Loki unlocked the door to Thor's room to see if the rumor was true. It had been going around The Avenger House for quite some time now, and had even spread to S.H.I.E.L.D. and parts of the city. Loki had of course started it, him being the one to know Thor best.
As the three entered the room, Loki lit it up with a small light he made in his hand. The three could now see firsthand that the rumor was in fact true.
Thor slept with his hammer.
Thor, the God of Thunder, slept with his hammer.
Holding it like a teddy bear!
Tony laughed to himself as Clint began snapping away photos. Loki gave Tony a look of "I told you so" as Clint continued to take pictures of Thor asleep with his hammer. These were definitley going to the S.H.I.E.L.D. base. Possibly on the internet.
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"Guys, check this out." Tony called. The Avengers came over to the computer, where Tony had Facebook pulled up with his profile page. There were pictures all over it, the pictures of Thor from last night, each one with it's own original caption and thousands of likes.
"You actually posted them?!" Clint asked as he looked through Tony's profile. Tony nodded as the archer scrolled through the pictures, looking at each one and laughing at the caption.
"I do not understand. Why am I on this machine?" Thor asked, not understanding the technology that well.
"Well, this is Facebook." Tony explained. "It's where people post pictures of other people or write things. We took pictures of you last night to see if the rumors were true, about you sleeping with your hammer. And it seems that they are true."
"Is it...wrong...to sleep with my hammer?" the demigod asked, slightly embarassed now that his teammates were making fun of it.
"Yeah, it's kinda obsessive. It proves that you love your hammer." Clint teased, making the others laugh.
"I have said that I do not love Mjolnir like you say." Thor began, trying to explain to his teammates that these rumors about him making love to his hammer were not true. However, they didn't seem to want to listen, instead making fun of the soon-to-be relationship.
"So, I wonder if they're a thing now..." Clint asked.
"Obviously, I think they've moved from third base to home run!" Tony remarked, embarassing Thor even more.
"My friends...I have explained. I do not make love to Mjolnir." Thor attempted, but the others just kept thinking their dirty thoughts.
Steve had been watching the whole conversation, thinking to himself that his teammates had seriously lost their minds.
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A few days later...
Tony opened up the Yahoo homepage*. Looking at the top searches, he noticed something that made him burst out laughing and alert his fellow troublemakers.
Top Searches
1. Justin Beiber
2. Apple is Stupid
3. Gambit's Hair
4. Thor Sleeping With Hammer
Steve facepalmed as his Avengers went on and on about Mjolnir and cuddling and not shutting up.
Would anyone ever get a break?
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*Yeah, I actually like Yahoo. It's my homepage. :)
A/N: So there you go. He sleeps with his hammer. I fricking knew it lol.
Also, I forgot to say, HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I knew I had to say something about Gambit's hair in this...
R & R please. :D