Disclaimer: "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" is owned by Oni Press and Bryan Lee O'Malley. I do not own the series or the characters in any way, shape,
or form. I do however own the OC characters in this story. As for the actual characters, I own none of them. That being said, enjoy the story.
Farewell Knives Chau!
Back at BC Place.
"GAH!" Screamed Kim as she is shown flying towards one of the ring posts. Her head slams into it, and she is shown holding her head in pain.
"Damn it all!" Said Kim, holding her hurting head. Her opponent, the large robot Abura is shown slowly approaching.
"Please tell me there is much more to you than that. If this is it, than this is just pathetic." Said Abura.
Kim get's back up, albeit very slowly. "Screw off." She said.
"Amazing, after all that punishment you still want more. Who am I not to pass up the offer." Said Abura, pulling out some sort of electrical plug like protrusion from his right shoulder.
Abura then throws the plug and it magically wraps itself around Kim. "What the Hell!" She said.
"Power on." Said Abura in a plain voice.
Suddenly electricity begins surging around Kim's entire body. "AAAHHH!" She screamed as she was being electrocuted.
"KIM" Said all the other Team Pilgrim members.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! Excellent work Abura, you are doing far better than I anticipated." Said Scott Pilgrim Gilagamese.
"All in a days work sir." Said Abura. Abura then turns the power off, and drags Kim towards himself. "Now to finish the job."
He unwraps the plug and grabs Kim with the robotic claw, located where his right hand is supposed to be. He begins to squeeze down on her neck.
"GUHA!" Said Kim, gasping for air.
"Kim!" Yelled Scott.
"There is no saving her now, she is as good as dead." Said Abura.
Kim all of a sudden smiles.
"What?" Asked Abura, suddenly Kim stretches her legs out and pushes Abura off of her. Kim runs up to Abura and begins to punch the ever living shit out of him.
"HAAH!" Yelled Kim, as she begins to pick Abura up. She begins to spin Abura around, and eventually lets go of him. Abura is sent flying into one of the ring posts.
"GAH!" Screamed Abura as he hit the ring post.
"Excellent work Kim!" Yelled Stephen in encouragement.
"Gr! Lucky counter strike at best." Said Abura, as he get's back up. Abura is then nailed by a Cross Bomber from Kim.
"GAH!" Screamed Abura, who is now being flipped out of the ring. Abura is then showing crashing outside of the arena.
"Hell yeah, Kim is kicking ass!" Said Scott. He then looks towards the large screen. "Oh no! Knives!"
Back at McMahon Stadium
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Laughed Gemini, obviously extremely pleased at his "kill".
"Damn it all. I knew from the outside that this fight was going to be difficult, but this is insane." Thought Scott Pilgrim Minos. "Knives...She probably would of lived if I hadn't of gotten her into this..."
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! GOH!" Yelled Gemini as he is shown being kicked in the face.
"What!" Screamed Scott Pilgrim Oedipus.
Knives, who was thought to have had her head slammed open, get's back on her feet.
"What the Hell! How did you survive that attack!" Yelled Gemini. The express on his face is shown to be extremely baffled when the Knives standing in front of him turns into a log.
"What!" Screamed Gemini, who then get's nailed in the back of the head. "AH!"
"Wow, seriously, that's the oldest trick in the book and you fell for it." Said the real Knives.
"Knives! You mean..." Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"Uh huh. Up until this point, all Gemini was fighting was nothing but a log." Said Knives.
"You...you...Nobody makes a fool out of me! NOBODY!" Screamed Gemini. Gemini begins to charge towards Knives in a blind rage. "I'LL KILL YOU BITCH!"
Knives simply jumps over him and performs a handstand. She then wraps her legs around Gemini's neck, and then proceeds to flip him over and slam his head into the ground.
"GAH!" Yelled Gemini in pain.
"ALRIGHT! GO KNIVES!" Yelled all the other Team Minos members.
Back at BC Place.
"Phew." Said Scott in relief. He then focuses his attention to the fight at hand.
Kim and Abura are shown grappling each other.
Abura then proceeds to knee Kim in the stomach.
"GAH!" Yelled Kim in pain. Abura then kicks her in the face. Abura begins to run towards her, only for Abura to recieve a backfist.
Kim grabs Abura and slams him into the ground.
"You do realize I'm a robot, right? I can take as much punishment you can dish out." Said Abura.
"Well then, looks like I'm going to have to leave nothing but pieces!" Said Kim, picking Abura up again. She then throws hit to one of the ring posts.
"Gah!" Yelled Abura in pain. Kim runs up to him and once again starts to punch the ever living shit out of him.
"What's Abura doing? He's just taking it like a punching bag." Said Stephen.
"Yeah, this is strange, especially since Abura had an advantage over Kim earlier." Said Wallace.
"I noticed too." Said Scott. "Why is Abura taking all this abuse?"
"Are all of you guys idiots or something?" Asked Aaron. "It's clearly obvious. Abura is a robot, therefore he can't get exhausted from all this abuse. Kim on the other hand is human, who can get exhausted."
"Of course! That's why he's taking all this abuse, he's trying to tire Kim out!" Said Scott.
Back At McMahon Stadium.
It shows Knives and Gemini once again exchanging blows. Knives delivers a punch to Gemini's face, while Gemini kicks her in the gut.
Knives rushes towards Gemini, and punches him in the gut.
"GAH!" Screamed Gemini in pain. Knives jumps over him, and elbows him in the back.
"This is great, this Gemini guy is history, Knives is simply running circles around him." Said Richter.
"Hmm?" Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"What is it?" Asked Jeremy. "Is something wrong."
"Something's not right here. Why does Knives all of a sudden have the advantage?" Asked Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"Last I checked, having the advantage was a good thing." Said Thomas.
"No, something's wrong. Knives is falling into some sort of trap!" Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"That's ridiculous, she's beating the ever living shit out of Gemini. She isn't in any danger." Said Jeremy.
"No, something's going to happen, Knives is in danger." Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"HYAH!" Yelled Knives, delivering a roundhouse kick to Gemini's face. Gemini begins to smirk. He open's his mouth, and out comes a stream of water.
"What the hell!" Yelled Knives, being dragged away by the powerful stream.
Suddenly the whole ring becomes so that it seems mainly composed of nothing but water.
Knives is shown trying to stay afloat. Gemini drags he out of the water, and then throws her back in head first.
Gemini jumps on top of Knives' feet, and wraps his legs around hers.
"Ha ha ha ha! Ninja Technique! Lilypad Drowning Torture!" Yelled Gemini.
"What the Hell!" Screamed Scott Pilgrim Minos. "Damn it Minos, you knew she was in danger, why didn't you tell her?" He thought to him self.
Underwater, it shows Knives trying desperately to hold her breath, she begins to shake trying to get Gemini off of her, but to no avail.
Bubbles begin to pop up on the surface. "My, usually it takes a couple of minutes, but she begins drowning in a couple of seconds! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is to easy!" Said Gemini.
"KNIVES!" Screamed the Team Minos members.
The bubbles stop coming up.
"NO!" Screamed Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Laughed Gemini.
Bubbles begin coming up again.
"HA HA HA HA HA HA! What the Hell!" Said Gemini, suddenly he is shown being launched into the air by Knives, rapidly spitting out what seems to be a shit load of water.
"GAH!" Yelled Gemini as he is slammed on the cieling.
Knives begins to fall back down, the ring returning to normal. "I can't go on like this, at least until I catch my breath." Thought Knives.
Knives slams back on the ground. Gemini is also shown falling back on the ground, but for some reason there is another person who falls down onto the ground as well.
"What the Hell!" Said Knives.
We see not one Gemini, but two Gemini's. The Second Gemini looks exactly like the first, only his hair is blue instead of red, his eyes are red instead of blue. He is also wearing crystal like armor.
Back at BC Place.
"What...What the Hell!" Said Scott looking at the screen again.
Back at McMahon Stadium.
Both Gemini's walk up to and grab Knives. They then throw her up into the air. "Up you go!" Both Geminis said. They jump up, both grabbing an arm, and lifting a leg.
"KILLER NINJA TECHNIQUE!" Both Geminis screamed. "FALLING SPIDER STRETCH!"
They lift both of Knives' legs up, and pull her arms down. This causes Knives to go through a painful stretch, suddenly, her chest is ripped open.
"GAAAHHH!" She Screams, blood erupting from the open wound like a volcano.
"KNIVES!" All the Team Minos members scream, her blood beginning to fall down on their faces and bodies.
Back at BC Place
"KNIVES!" Screamed Scott, seeing the horrifying image on screen.
"Gasp" Gasped Wallace.
Stephen is shown with a shocked look on his face, absolutely speechless.
Back at McMahon stadium.
Knives falls to the ground, still bleeding, although rather calmly now. In the air, the two Gemini's become one again.
Scott Pilgrim Minos get's Knives out of the ring.
"Knives, speak to me!" Yelled Scott Pilgrim Minos.
Knives is shown breathing deathly slow. "I...Lost..." Said Knives.
"Don't worry about that, just stay with me!" Yelled Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"What are you idiots just standing there for, someone call a medic!" Yelled Jeremy at some of the staff.
"I'm...Sorry." Said Knives.
"Don't worry about it, you fought hard and well, and I'm proud of you for it. Please stay with me!" Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Aw, did I do that? Good. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Laughed Gemini.
"You...you bastard!" Screamed Thomas. "Just you wait until I get in there, you'll have a true fight then!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sure I will, chances are you'll end up sharing the same fate as her." Said Gemini.
"Knives, please. You're going to make it!" Screamed Scott Pilgrim Minos.
Knives struggles to keep her eyes open, but they become to heavy, she eventually closes them, permanately. With that she takes her last breath.
Her whole body goes cold, she stops breathing, and her body also goes limp.
"No...she's...she's gone." Said Scott Pilgrim Minos.
"Heh heh heh heh. This will be just as easy as the match with Team Hercules." Said Scott Pilgrim Oedipus.
Scott Pilgrim Minos glares at Scott Pilgrim Oedipus. "You bastard! How could you!" He yells.
"Scott Pilgrim Minos, you idiot, this is war. You of all people should know that war is never pretty. Besides, I'm not the one who killed her, he is." Said Scott Pilgrim Oedipus, with a smug look on his face.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you know what, I'd gladly do it again, and again, and again!" Said Gemini, his sadism ever so apparent. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
"You...You...I'LL KILL YOU!" Screamed Thomas entering the ring.
"Thomas wait!" Yelled Scott Pilgrim Minos.
Thomas doesn't listen, and instead heads towards the guy who killed his teammate, with a look that says "I'm going to kill this guy, but I'm going to make him suffer while doing it!"
Author's Notes: Yes, I know, I'm evil. Probably should of said there was going to be character death. Sorry about the short hiatus guys, I was sort of preoccupied with some other things. I can already tell there are going to be comments like "OMIGOD! YOU KILLED KNIVES! YOU SUNOVA..." Or some stuff like that. Believe me, all things will get better by the end of the story. What happens, you have to read and find out. Anywho, read, review, comment, and don't flame. See you next chapter. I can already tell...
