A Tales of Symphonia Halloween Special
Well, tis the season. For peace on Earth and the devil and all … anyway, enjoy. There's not a lot of spoilerz, considering I made all this up:
It's Halloween Night. Lloyd, Presea, Genis and Colette are in a living room prepping their costumes. Lloyd's wearing a black shirt, with vampire fangs and fake blood drips on his side. Genis is dressed as a Black Kat. Presea looks, if possible, more gothic than usual, with an all black attire with white make up. And Colette looks like a pirate, with the big hat, the wooden leg, and a plastic hook.
Lloyd: I hope I don't scare people TOO MUCH now.
Genis: Don't worry, no one will even flinch.
Colette: How do I look Presea?
Presea: You look very much like a pirate, Colette. And by that, I mean you'll look like the hundreds of other kids who I know will be dressed up like Pirates.
Lloyd: Damn, I shoulda worn MY pirate outfit.
Genis: At least you got it BEFORE Pirates of the Caribbean Fever. Honestly, I bet you that's all I'll see tonight.
Colette: Oh come on guys, pirates are SO cute! I just wanna give them a big hug!
Presea: You realize of course those movies are just false illusions of pirates. The facts are pirates are filthy, slimy, sleezy men who kill and rape innocent people for riches and such. Plus, they travel from port to port for days and days and never see a woman for days. So, chances are they're gay.
Colette: Still, they're cute!
Lloyd: Enough guys, let's go trick or treating al ready!
Colette: We have to wait for everybody else!
Lloyd: I know, I know …
Genis: Is Kratos gonna come with us?
Lloyd: Nah, he and his friends are going to an all adult Halloween Party … which is probably boring.
A community center near by has the Halloween Party Lloyd speaks of. There we see Kratos, Yuan and Yggdrasil there near a punch bowl acting nonchalantly. Kratos is wearing a high dye shirt with a giant bloosy hole in it, also a hat with dread locks. Yuan looks like a cop, with very short shorts. And Yggy has his hair in an afro, and he's holding a guitar.
Yggdrasil: Yuan, what the Hell?
Yuan: I swear, these looked like pants when I saw the costume in the catalog. I guess I got jigged. Oh well … Kratos, what're you suppose to be?
Kratos: A dead hippy.
Yuan: …Should I ask why?
Kratos: I'd prefer if you didn't. Yggy, what're you?
Yggdrasil: Jimi Hendrix.
Yuan and Kratos: …
Yggdrasil: … What?
Kratos: Jimi Hendrix was black.
Yggdrasil: Shut up, racist.
Yuan: It's not racist, we're just pointing out how dumb you are.
Yggdrasil: To me that is racist; racist against my perfection.
Back at the house, Lloyd is knocking on a door leading to another room.
Lloyd: Zelos, are you done with your costume yet.
Zelos: One second, it'll be awesome!
Lloyd: Fine!
Sheena walks in with blue face paint all over her body, and wearing some kind of dress get up.
Sheena: Hey guys.
Presea: Excellent Blue Man Group look, Sheena.
Sheena: No! I'm Undine!
Genis: … I don't see it.
Sheena: She' blue! Now I'm blue!
Colette: So was Celsius.
Sheena: Look, I'm Undine Ok. Arrggghhh! Come Undine.
She Summons the Real Undine, Summon Spirit of Water.
Undine: What is it Sheena?
Sheena: Like my costume?
Undine: …Is that suppose to be me?
Sheena: Yeah.
Undine: Well, I've seen worse.
Zelos walks out the door completely naked.
Everyone: …
Zelos: Hey guys, like my look?
Sheena: … Zelos … what the hell?
Undine: Woah, Helooooooo.
Zelos: I'm going as Geoffrey Chaucer!
Presea: … The author of Canterbury Tales?
Zelos: Yeah! I saw that movie Knigt's Tale yesterday, and I'm like WOW, I'm goin as that naked guy!
Sheena: Zelos, I'm not walking near you.
Lloyd and Colette: Me neither.
Genis and Presea: Me neither.
Undine: I'll go.
Sheena: Go away now!
Undine vanishes.
Zelos: You guys are such squares. I bet you I get the most candy out of all you!
Genis: I dunno.
Zelos: Come on Genis, don't be such a … a …. Heh, PUSSY. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Presea: Cat/Sexual Part joke understood.
Genis: You're on Birthday Suit boy!
Lloyd: Ok, is that all of us?
Genis: Yeah, Regal and Raine were going to that adult party as well.
At the party, Raine and Regal walk in together, Raine dressed like Marge Simpson. Regal … looks like he always does.
Raine: Honestly, would've have killed you to look a little different.
Regal: I AM dressed for the occasion, can't you tell?
Raine: … No. What's different?
Regal: My hand cuffs are painted a LIGHTER shade of gray.
Raine: …WOW. Yeah, I see it now … idiot.
Back at the house.
Sheena: Seriously, put on some clothes. In the movie Chaucer eventually got some clothes.
Zelos: Yeah, I wasn't paying much attention to that.
Lloyd: You'll do anything to walk around naked.
Zelos: Well, tis the season to be nude.
Genis: I'm too disgusted to question that.
Colette: Let's go get candy already!
Lloyd: Yeah, let's roll!
Lloyd, Presea, Colette and Genis walk outside.
Sheena: Zelos, how come you didn't go to the adult party?
Zelos: I figured there wouldn't be enough women dressing up like whores. The streets are FILLED with whorish women giving away their SPECIAL TREATS! God I love this day.
Sheena: … You're the whore.
Zelos: I mean look at you, you're blue yet barely wearing anything at all. You woman like dressing up all tramp-like during Halloween, so It's not my fault for getting ideas.
Sheena: Shut up, you almost dress like this everyday.
Zelos: Only because I'm extremely pretty.
Lloyd: Hey, what's the hold up!?!?!
Sheena: We're coming, we're coming! –Look Chosen! If I don't get my candy, I'll summon Gnome to shove his shovel up your ass!
Zelos: Ouchies.
They walk out and meet the rest of them outside. The crew stare at all the trick or treaties running around.
Zelos: … Wow, look at all the pirates.
Colatte: …Aww.
Presea: Let's commence candy gathering.
Lloyd: YEAH!
Genis: Remember not to eat it all once it's gathered Lloyd, or you'll get hyper.
Llloyd: I know MOM, I'll be fine.
Genis: Whatever.
Hours pass, the crew return to the house. Zelos has a bigger pile of candy then Genis, Genis is ever so sad. Colette and Presea share their candy. Sheena doesn't have too much, Lloyd has A LOT and is eating it furiously.
Sheena: Lloyd, buddy, may I have some of your share?
Lloyd: No.
Sheena: But, you're not eating any of the coconut candies. I like coconut. I take them off your hands.
Lloyd: No! DEMON FANG!
He attacks the coconut candies.
Lloyd: If I can't have them, NO ONE WILL!
Colette: Lloyd, why won't your SHARE with Sheena? Will you share with me?
Genis: Yeah Lloyd be fair!
Lloyd: FAIR!?!? I worked hard for this candy, I worked my ass off! You guys did jack squat! You guys wanted to give up after the 60th house but I said NO and you guys said WE'RE TIRED and I said GO TO HELL! 40 houses later I got ALL this, and you want me TO SHARE?! How is sharing going to help me eat enough candy to revive the tooth fairy to grant me fifty billion wishes to get more candy so I can get more wishes and get more candy and soda and popcorn and travel to the mystical land of-
Zelos: Lloyd! That's it, I think you had enough!
Lloyd: You don't tell ME if I had enough Naked Evil Red Head Chosen Douche Bag!
Presea: I think somebody needs a nap.
Lloyd: I'm NOT tired! You'll have to fight me for the royal candy!
Zelos: Fine! Let's fight!
Lloyd: No! Not you … you're naked!
Zelos get's behind Lloyd and headlocks him. Lloyd counter attacks with a punch in the gut,
Sheena: Hey, nobody beats up a naked Zelos but me!
Sheena jumps on Lloyd and all three start fighting.
Colette: Guys stop it!
Genis: Haha! Lloyd's getting beat up by a girl! And Sheena!
Presea: Heh, funny.
Colette: You two aren't helping!
Colette lightly hit's Presea on the arm, Presea goes wild and attacks Colette. Genis, for fun, jumps in on their fight. Eventually the two fight's collide. Fists punching everywhere, candy flying, it's a real mash. Raine, Regal and Kratos walk in on the fight. Everyone stops.
Kratos: … I'm willing to ignore the fact that you're all fighting with a naked Zelos. If, and only if I have some of this candy on the ground.
Lloyd: HOW DARE YOU! NO TOUCHIE MY MERCHANDISE!!!!
Raine: Lloyd, are you ok?
Lloyd: DON'T TOUCH MY BABIES!!!!!!!
Lloyd jumps at the adults, they of course defend themselves … and the fight is back on.
An hour has passed, everyone is sitting around enjoying a candy bar.
Genis: All in all this is MUCH better that last Halloween.
Regal: I thought we'd never discuss last Halloween ever again.
Presea: He's just saying, this was a fun day.
Colette: Yup, nobody was hurt ... except for all those pirates outside who got caught in the cross fire once Kratos and I started doing Judgement attacks and Genis and Zelos were doing Eruption attacks.
Genis: Oh boo hoo, they'll get over it.
Raine: And Lloyd learned the meaning of sharing.
Kratos: Well, a couple of bashes to the head'll do that.
Lloyd: ...That's right Kratos. It was fun. Merry Halloween to all, and to all, a Mr. Goodbar.
Zelos: I can vouch for that.
Sheena: Please put on some clothes.
End.
Happy Halloween!