A Snake's Charm

Fun, Teachers, and Polyjuice Potions

By

Numanife

A/N Chapter 25~ Yay~ Hope you all enjoy it! Please review and such!

"Are you sure this is going to work? I mean, what if we wait a month for nothing, or end up failing?" Goyle questioned as I watched Sofie stir the potion.

"It won't fail," Sofie assured calmly, "I'm confident of it."

"You know," Blaise interrupted, "This is stupid. Just bloody stupid. Why should we have to wait a month for this? What are you even planning, Arminell?"

"Blaise," I snapped, "Don't question me. I know what I'm doing!"

Draco leaned in, "I think we all want to know what this is for."

I groaned, leaning my head on Flint's shoulder, "It's a surprise!"

Flint looked down at me, "A surprise? If you were good at surprises, we wouldn't be sitting in a unused girl's lavatory, with a crying girl in the stall down there."

"For the hundredth time, it's the only place we wouldn't get caught!"

Footsteps sounded from the door. "Shush!" I stopped them all, whispering, "Someone's outside."

"I'll go check it out," Goyle whispered.

"No, your footsteps are too loud. I'll do it." I headed for the door, waiting until the footsteps walked away, but then stopped. I peeked out, catching sight of dark hair and a piercing or two on his ear. There was another person, lighter hair, but I had to pull back before they saw me. However, they were both male. And they looked a little too close for comfort. I peeked out one more time, staying longer.. Only to find Colin Creevey snogging Fisher, the quiet boy in my house!

I walked back over to the boys and Sofie, still in shock. "Well," Draco said quietly, "Who is it?"

"You... You don't want to know..." Fisher and Colin are gay, that's... Well... I'm not sure how to describe that...

"Just tell us!" Flint egged me on.

"You know that Fisher boy in our house?" They nodded. "He's out there... Snogging Colin Creevey from Gryffindor." They all began to gag, covering their ears and squeezing their eyes shut like a bunch of children being forced to watch porn.

"I know, weird."

"That's an image I'd have to eat my heart out to get rid of," Flint put his head between his legs.

I remember Colin last year, he was so cute. That innocence seems to have left...

It's almost been a month, and they still sit in wonder of what I have in store for them.

"Is it not quite obvious?" I cried, laughing through the corners of my mouth, "We're going to become the teachers to see what sort of horrid things we could do! We have an hour, of which we must avoid them with extreme caution. I have the hair ready."

"Brilliant!" Goyle laughed heart-fully.

"I know. Blaise, you're to be Snape. Here's his hair. Draco, you'll be Lupin. Flint, you're Flick. Goyle, you're Filch. I'll be Mcgonagall," I proudly smiled at my brilliant plan.

"Why do I have to be Lupin?" Draco whined.

"Would you rather be Ma'dam Pomfrey?" I held up a strand of her hair.

"You're a bit scary sometimes," Flint raised his eyebrow, "By the way, where did you get all this hair."

"Off their things, of course. You wouldn't believe how easily old people shed hair."

"That's gross," Blaise muttered, staring at Snape's lock of hair.

I glared at him, "Hush, I'm having a genius moment."

Sofie looked up at me, "It's about ready."

"Brilliant," I smiled, pulling the pot off the cooker. "Everyone, grab your cup."

"Wait," Sofie grabbed my arm, "I think you should know something."

"What?" I questioned, dropping Mcgonagall's hair into the mix.

"The potion doesn't work on half breeds."

I froze, thinking about my monthly transformation. Does that count as being a half breed? Wait, does she KNOW I'm a werewolf?

I looked at her, "So, IF a half breed were to take this..."

"Unless they became another halfbreed, it wouldn't work. At all."

I scurried over to Draco. "Switch me potions," I whispered.

"No!" He cried, "I don't want to be a bloody woman. Especially Mcgonagall!"

"Fine," I sighed, putting the potion down. "Everyone, bottom's up."

They all chugged it and I walked as they gagged, becoming another. After they completed the transformation, I handed them teacher robed. Draco looked at me as I watched them change.

"Turn around!"

"Why," I looked at him, "It's not your body. Besides, what's it matter. There not much to look at. Snape, Lupin, Flick, and Filch... I don't think that's very attractive."

"Whatever," he sighed, changing. I rolled my eyes. We all headed out, careful to watch for oncoming threats, a.k.a. ourselves.