Harry Potter Eats A Bear

by NRG99

Funny story with animals and harry potter getting killed for random reasons. So whenever you want to see harry potter die before your very eyes read this story. Complete.

25. Mario Asshole

Harry Potter and the Polar Bear

Chapter 25: Mario! :0

One day Harry Potter wound up in a different world. There he saw a weird-ass looking guy with a red hat.

"Hi-a It's-a me-a, Mario!"

Then Harry Potter kicked the little weirdo into a black hole.

"Thank god, that's over with!"

"It's-a me-a again!"

"Oh shit!" (sobs)

Then Mario chucked a fireball at Harry Potter and it burned him into a lump of coal.