MEMOS

Ach, how be ye todeey?

Albus, what are you doing?

Why, lass, I am tryin' oot me new Scootish accent.

Really?

Why, aye, lass.

W… I… I give up.

I thought you would be the best one to try it out on.

You know, I am actually half Italian and half Scottish.

Oh, that explains the name. I didn't think it was very Scottish.

So what names do you think are Scottish?

Angus…

You thought my parents would call their only daughter 'Angus'?

No…

You belong in a mental hospital.

Is that any way to talk to your elders?

Give it up, Dumbledore, I'm Flooing the Healers.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!