Total Drama Return Episode 9 Part 1
Sparkling-nexis137 – You're so sweet! You're sweeter then sugar-caramelized honey dipped in pure honey! Lol, jokes, but you're so nice!
Agreenparrot – Zeke has a conscience in this story.
Luvinmoney – I totally agree!
Harold stepped off the Boat of Losers, and onto the resort. He could see Courtney and Alejandro tanning by the pool, Lindsay and Tyler making out, Sierra drinking all the soda she could get, and DJ feeding Bunny. He walked over to everyone.
"Aw, not you!" Said DJ. Harold stared at him.
"I meant, as in, you're someone who actually deserves to win." Said DJ.
"Harold? Deserve to win? Yeah, right! He got me voted off unfairly in Season 1!" Said Courtney.
"Get over it, Courtney. That was almost three years ago. And, my blogs say that Harold's popularity went up by 34% after he backstabbed you." Said Sierra. Courtney scoffed.
"Anyways, Chris sent presents for all of you." Said Harold. Lindsay broke away from Tyler, and squealed.
"Ooh, I love presents! What did he get me?" Cheered Lindsay. Harold reached inside the box he was holding, and tossed Lindsay her present. She tore it open.
"Huh? It's just a white shirt…" Said Lindsay. However, she was holding it the wrong way, and everyone else could see that there was big, black writing saying 'I'm With Stupid', with an arrow pointing upwards. Everyone snickered.
"It suits you." Said Alejandro, but then, Harold tossed him his. Alejandro tore it open, but it was actually the same white shirt as Lindsay's, except it read 'Man Slut'. Harold laughed.
"This is weird…All of us seem to be getting shirts based on one of our bad qualities." Said DJ, unwrapping his shirt, which read 'Wuss'. Courtney scoffed, as she saw that hers read 'Demanding.'
"Ugh! I am so not demanding." Said Courtney.
"Reality check, you totally are!" Said Sierra, throwing on her shirt over her tank top, which read 'Crazy Stalker'. Tyler frowned in disapproval as he saw that his read 'Sucks at Everything', which Alejandro snickered at.
"Well come on, Harold. Open yours up." Said DJ. Harold opened his, and saw that it read 'Uber Nerd' on it.
"Well, this is all very…nice of Chris, but this isn't normal…" Said Courtney.
"Hold on, there's a note in the box…" Said Harold. He picked it out loud, and read it out loud.
"Dear losers, I hope you enjoy your complimentary t-shirts! Don't worry, after this challenge, you can sell them for some serious cash. They have a big part in today's challenge." Read Harold.
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm wearing mine every day!" Said Sierra.
"I'm just going to sell mine after the challenge. It's apparently the only way I can actually get some money off this show." Said Courtney.
Things were messily falling apart back at Wawanakwa. Cody wouldn't talk to Katie, while Noah and Sadie only stood up for her. Heather filed her nails, not really caring about her other teammates. However, Chris soon walked into the lodge, followed by Dakota and Chef. They were all wearing leather jackets
"Okay guys, this is what today's challenge involves…hardcore humiliation!" Said Chris.
"As if we don't get enough of that on a daily basis." Said Noah. Chris glared at him.
"Now, today, there will be an eensy, teensy challenge before the real challenge. Dakota, Chef and I are all sporting different t-shirts, which has writing about it as one of our…qualities. Chef?" Said Chris. Chef grumbled, and tore his leather jacket off. Underneath it, was a white t-shirt that read 'Can't Cook'. Most of the contestants giggled.
"Dakota?" Said Chris. Dakota tore off her leather jacket, revealing a white t-shirt that read 'Fame Hungry'.
"And now, mine." Said Chris. He tore off his leather jacket, and the shirt read 'Narcissist'. Everyone howled in laughter.
"Not so fast, campers. Now, our producer is a hardcore fan of the romantic comedy TV show, Glee." Said Chris.
"Glee? Are you serious? That show is for wusses." Said Duncan.
"Don't you be baggin' Glee! It's a powerful show." Said LeShawna.
"Anyways, our producer was inspired by the 'Born This Way' episode, where all the cast designed t-shirts which sported their worst quality. Now, you are all going to design your own one of these t-shirts." Said Chris.
"Um, this is a reality show, not an embroidery club." Said Gwen.
"This is the first, small challenge. The one person who gives the least effort in the challenge, is going to suffer a major consequence." Said Chris.
"Elimination?" Gasped Bridgette
"Starvation?" Gasped Owen.
"Nope! They have to move to Team Unique, since they're so behind!" Said Chris. Everyone groaned.
"That's unfair!" Cried Beth
"Well, this is a reality show! Deal with it." Said Chris.
Chris, Chef and Dakota were all waiting in the auditorium.
"Okay, people! Amuse me! Team Awesome, you first! Just for the sake of humor, Gwen, you may go first." Said Chris. Gwen groaned, and tore off her leather jacket. The jacket read 'Cranky.'
"That's all? Just cranky?" Said Chris in disbelief.
"I was going to put 'Can Bust Chris Maclean's Kiwis'." Said Gwen.
"Suddenly, I like cranky. Duncan." Said Chris. Duncan tore his jacket off, revealing a shirt reading 'Juvie'. Chef chuckled.
"That's a good one, Duncan, good job. Bridgette, Geoff?" Said Chris. Bridgette and Geoff both opened their jackets. Bridgette's shirt read 'Klutz', while Geoff's read 'Fame Obsessed'. Chris let out a hearty laugh.
"Well, impressive. I could have thought up a thousand more for Bridgette." Said Chris. Geoff gave him a warning glare.
"Okay, fine…Brady, amuse me." Said Chris. Brady tore off his jacket, revealing the words, 'Over Protective'. Chris raised an eyebrow.
"It's because I'm overprotective of Beth! She's…fragile!" Said Brady. Chris shook his head.
"Make way, brother. Get ready for an actual shirt!" Said LeShawna, ripping her jacket off. Her shirt read 'Bad Attitude.'
"Woo-hoo! Good one, LeShawna!" Cheered Chris. LeShawna grinned.
"And now, my grand finale…Owen! Show us what you've got!" Said Chris. Owen cheered, and tore off his barely-fitting jacket. Chris's jaw dropped.
"Over Eater? Are you serious? That's pathetic, man! What about Fatty, Gassy, Farticus, Addicted To Beans, Likes Gingers, anything more then that?" Said Chris.
"I honestly don't think I have any more problems! Seriously!" Said Owen. Then, he accidently farted. He chuckled.
Confessional
Owen: Okay, so maybe I didn't try my best during the challenge…But still, I think over eating is my worst problem…Ooh! Look! I found a half eaten chocolate bar! There is a God up there!
Team Name gathered up on the stage. All wore leather jackets, except for Justin.
"Justin, dude, where's your leather jacket?" Said Chris.
"I have a plan." Smirked Justin.
"Go on." Said Chris. Justin tore off his shirt, and etched onto his bare chest in marker, were the words 'Self-Absorbed'.
"Interesting…But since you didn't design a t-shirt, that's a fail. Next up…Eva!" Said Chris. Eva tore her jacket off, and her shirt said 'Anger Management.'
"No! Eva, anger management? Pish posh!" Said Chris. Eva picked Zeke up, and threw him at Chris, who narrowly dodged.
"Okay, okay! You've made your point! Dawn!" Said Chris. Dawn cleared her throat, then thrust her jacket off. Her shirt said 'Scared Of Boys.' Justin gasped in horror.
"Scared of boys?" He said.
"I'll explain later." Said Dawn.
"I don't understand…but, nevertheless, Beth! Take the stage!" Said Chris. Beth's shirt said 'Ugly Girl'.
"Now that's what I call humiliation!" Cheered Chris. Beth bowed.
"Trent, take the stage!" Said Chris. Trent's shirt said 'Obsessive', which Chris agreed with.
"Alright, next…Blainely!" Said Chris. Blainely cleared her throat, and threw her jacket on the floor. Hers said 'Real Name's Mildred'. Chris chortled.
"Wow, Blainely! I'm impressed!" Said Chris. Blainely looked horrified.
"No, mine meant to say 'Comes From A Bottle!'" Cried Blainely. From backstage, Gwen laughed evilly, and held up Blainely's original shirt
"Uh, your real name is Mildred?" Cried Eva, and everyone burst out laughing. Blainely seethed with rage.
"Last, but not least…Zeke!" Said Chris. Zeke sniffed, and opened his jacket. His shirt said 'Guilty'.
"Um, guilty of what, exactly?" Said Chris.
"It's a secret, eh. I can't say." Said Zeke.
"Then, I'm afraid that's a fail, Zeke." Said Chris. Zeke hung his head.
All of the fifteen competitors gathered on the stage. Chris cleared his throat.
"Chef, Dakota and I have officially decided the bottom five. But this time, we're throwing in a twist." Said Chris.
"This time, the VIEWERS will be voting someone onto Team Unique!" Said Chris. Everyone gasped.
"So, we've decided the Bottom Five, and the viewers will vote one of these five onto Team Unique." Said Chris. He cleared his throat, and pulled the results out of the envelope.
"Justin." He said. Justin looked warily at Dawn, who waved nervously.
"Gwen." Said Chris. Gwen sniffed, and Duncan held her hand reassuringly.
"Brady." Said Chris. Brady stuffed his hands in his face.
"Zeke." Said Chris. Zeke sighed, as Heather looked at Zeke, grinning wildly.
"And Owen." Said Chris. Owen began to sob, as he picked up everyone from his old team for a group hug. Chris turned to the camera.
"So now it's your time to shine, viewers! Vote either Justin, Brady, Gwen, Zeke or Owen onto Team Unique! The person with the most votes will be moved to Team Unique." Said Chris.
Now that the result of the first challenge is in your hands, who will you choose? Who will be moved over? Why is Dawn afraid of guys? Is Blainely's real name actually Mildred? Who will be the next to leave, on Total Drama Return!