Lights in the Fridge
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Author's Note: I was watching Bill Cosby and they were the inspiration for these. And I needed to break myself out of a melancholy mood. And holy sheep, you guys are seriously the best. 200+ reviews? I love you guys!
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"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."-Anonymous
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Naruto considered himself a rather smart eight year old. He wasn't the best in his class, but that was more the fact that he couldn't sit still. But the one thing he fond he could never figure out was why on earth Iruka-sensei could never seem to remember his name. It wasn't a difficult name. It wasn't common, but it wasn't hard to say or spell. And he always seemed to forget Sasuke's name whenever he went along with Naruto's insane schemes, which was quite often ever since Naruto had begun employing the Bambi eyes to full usage.
Iruka-sensei always called Naruto Jesus Christ (who Naruto wasn't quite sure who he was, although he seemed to remember seeing the name that time that he and Sasuke went to church) and Sasuke Dammit.
"Jesus Christ, get down from the lights!" Iruka yelled. Naruto had gotten himself stuck up there while planning a prank.
"Dammit! Stop doing that!" Sasuke could pull too good an innocent act.
"Dammit, get out of the rain!" Iruka called to Naruto. He'd had a particularly bad week ever since the boys had had a movie night.
Naruto turned back to Iruka confusedly. "But Iruka-sensei, I'm Jesus Christ!"