Being not evil is not easy

by waterrain

Yami Bakura makes a bet or as he calls it a game with Ryou that he could be normal and have fun for a month. I do not own the famous line Screw the rules I have money is own by littlekuriboh. There is slight slash in this story.

25. Day Nine Part 3

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I told Malik about my plan and Malik laughs then said "Everyone will enjoy the play..."

I stated "There must be a way to kill someone with a fake sword."

Malik snickers and said "That sounds so freakin wrong 'Fake Sword'.' Oh and the play is this Saturday."

I rolled my eyes and flipped him off.

I asked "Why do I put up with you?"

Malik answered me by saying "Who else do you have..."

I thought about it and said "Your less crazy than Marik...Plus your not a goodie goodie."

Malik stated "If I become a goodie goodie kill me..."

I said to Malik "If I become a goodie goodie do something that will piss me off."

Malik smirked and said "I would kiss you on the lips and grope your sexy manh---"

I gagged and said "I'm going you horny little bitch."

Malik rolled his eyes and said "I'm not little...My manhod that will screw Kura is not--"

I left and yelled "Bye!"

I heard Malik sigh and I really don't care. Today is Tuesday and in four days my plan will be in motion!

I decided to grab something to eat, but then I saw the waitess was Tea...

Tea said "Hey, Bakura let's be friends. I loved your website since Yami was nearly naked in a picture."

I rolled my eyes and thought 'Oh yeah I hired people to take pictures of everyone.'

I stated "I want a large order of--"

Tea said "Oh no Bakura...You could ruin your fragile figure by all of this yunky food."

I decided to just walk away and then thought about what she said.

I yelled "I don't have a fragile figure damnit!"

The people stared and I flipped them off with both fingers. Okay I'm no longer in a good mood.
I went home to watch so called scary movies and fell asleep. I did not even turn my cell off.

So at 11:30 at night that damn Pharaoh called and I yelled at him loudly. The Pharaoh had mutter "Damn your bitch Tomb Robber"
Of course I was bitchy since he freaking woke me up. Good Ra doesn't that damn Pharaoh have a life?! I turned off my cell and fell asleep.
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