I'm baaaack! After just a day! Can you imagine that!
Anyway, in this chapter we learn that there is such a thing as extreme sex!
Have fun my lovely tourists!
(Stop flaming ok? If you don't then I'll tell Justin too beat you up! And I'll tell all the nerds to put a virus in your computer! Fuck you! Raven thanks for the help)
Chapter 25.
AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel Justin(Which one is she talking about?) 2 bet u up!1111(I highly doubt that Bieber can actually throw a punch much less beat me up... Sorry for the Bieber fans.) n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111(I doubt that you would know what a nerd looks like in real life.) FUK UU!1 raven fangz for de help!1(Raven, darling, I suggest you stop helping Maudite.)
I was so excited.(For what? ... It's been so long that I actually forgot what the story was about. But there is no way that I am reading everything again.) I fellowed (followed) Draco wandering (wondering) if we where going 2 do it again.(I'm taking a guess in the dark but I think that she's talking about sex) We went outside and then we went into Draco's black car(So... They're going to do it there?).
"Ebony what the fuck did Profesor Trevolry say." (Wasn't it something like Sinister? Sinistra? Trelawney? ... I don't know.)whispered Draco potting his gothic whit hand with bvlak nail polish on mine.(If you can't spell, you shouldn't be writing a story.)
"She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow." (Why would she tell you the next day instead of now? Maybe Maudite didn't think that far?) I grumbled in a sexy voice.(I'm sure you did.) He took out a heroin cabaret (Definition of cabaret: held in a nightclub or restaurant while the audience eats or drinks at tables. 2.A nightclub or restaurant where such entertainment is performed. How in the hell do you even make a "heroin cabaret"?) and spiked it, (Not even going to comment on how you spike a cabaret because I haven't the darndest clue!) and gave it to me to spork.(What? To "spork"!) He started to fly the car into a tree.(That way to die is too good for her.) We went to the top of it.(Somehow... This sounds exactly like it did in the first few chapters. What happened then... Oh yeah! She DIDN'T break her legs when she walked out of the car!) Draco put on some MCR.(Wonderful MUGGLE music!)
"And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the smiles that are ever gonna haunt me." (Let me guess: you don't own the lyrics?)sang Gerard's sexy voice.(OK! We get it! Geez, you're in love with the guy and some other guys... I think.) We started tiling of each other's cloves fevently.(What, what and what?) He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar.(Oh Google! Come here boy! Definition for bar: A long rod or rigid piece of wood, metal, or similar material, typically used as an obstruction, fastening, or weapon. From what I understand of the sentence now is that she is wearing a blak thong and a weapon. My question is: WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES!) I took of his black boxers.(NOW SHE CAN SPELL BLACK RIGHT!) Then… … … … … … … … …(The suspence is killing me... Oh my God, there are so many dots to go over! What am I ever going to do! Oh look, the sentence continues right here!) he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.(What just happened? Review with me here: He put his you-know-what, which we usually call "penis", into her tool. Let me tell you what is wrong with that sentence: Remember when I told you she was carrying a weapon? Yeah. From what I understand he just put his penis into her weapon. I am dying of laughter!)
"OMFG Draco Draco!" I screamed having an orgism.(FOR PETE'S SAKE! CAN'T MAUDITE SPELL? ... Forget I ever asked that question.) We stated frenching passively.(I refuse to believe that you are french! ... Sorry, that's not what she meant... There is no such thing as frenching passively! It's just not possible. Either you are frenching or your not.) Suddenly… … … …(Suspense, it's killing me. Ok, where at the next sentence.) I fell asleep.(DRACO COME OVER HERE! WHAT! *Looks at Draco* She fell asleep after having sex with you. WHAT! I'M NOT THAT BAD!) I started having a dream.(No shit Sherlock! Usually when you sleep you have dreams.) In it a black guy was shooting two goffik men with long black hair.(For some reason I replaced goffik with goofy!)
"No! Please don't fucking kill us!1" (Then stop swearing!) they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.(A very detailed dream I see.)
"No! Oh my fucking god!11" I shouted in a scared voice.(Remember, she's still asleep. Usually when you sleep talk or sleep walk... YOU DON'T REMEMBER!)
"Ebony what's wrong?" (What? You didn't fall asleep after that very memorable sex scene?)Draco asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.(Wait... Aren't her eyes supposed to be red or something? I can't remember because it was so long ago... No. I'm not checking. I refuse.)
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face.(With all this crying going on I'm surprised she hasn't bled out yet!) I told Draco to call Vampire.(Why? It's not like the dream was real... Oh God no. Please don't tell me.) He did it with his blak Likin Park mobile.(The only thing I can find wrong with this sentence is that there is NO SUCH THING! I even googled it to be sure! *thinks I'm totally cool but knows that, deep down, I'm not*) Butt(I like big butt's and I cannot lie! Those other bro... No... Ok. *Sad face*) the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where… … … … … … … … …(Suspence... Killing... You get the drill.) Lucian and Serious!111(1. It's Lucius and Sirius, get it right 2. Lucius has blond almost white hair and 3. those two would never get caught dead together! ... Just thought you should know.)
(My turn! My turn! Nanananana! ... For some reason, today I feel like a child!)
Suddenly the forest turned into an ocean. I looked to Draco in confussion except that Draco had turned into a giant squid! I tried to swim away but I couldn't because I was stuck! (A/N: I'll let you guys think about it... Humm... Where could she be stuck?) The squid pulled me down into the ocean and I couldn't breathe!
Thoughts of the coroner: How in the world did she drown! She was asleep for God's sake!