Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass. Nor any of the anime series parodied in these ridiculously short drabbles.

Katekyo Hitman C.C. (A parody of the anime/manga series Katekyo Hitman REBORN, so this makes alot more sense if you know the 'REBORN' series):

Lelouch Lamperouge really wasn't sure how to react when he found a talking, walking baby with long lime-green hair and a straitjacket at his doorstep.

"Uh...can I help you, little girl?" Lelouch asked nervously.

Suddenly, the strange baby pulled out a pistol, and aimed it at Lelouch's face. "My name is C.C.," she replied in a high-pitched voice, "And I'm here to train you to take over as the next Emperor of Britannia!"

"EHHHH?!!!"

"Now die."

"Whoa!! Hey, wait-"

C.C. pulled the trigger, and the bullet tore right into Lelouch's forehead. As he fell backwards, blood spurting from his wound, Lelouch began to think of all the things he had regretted not doing in life...

"GEASS!!!!"

Within an instant, Lelouch came back to life and his clothes burst off, leaving him in only his underwear, and now strange purple flames flowed from his eyeballs.

"I WILL DO EVERYTHING I WISHED TO DO AS IF MY LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!" he exclaimed furiously before running off into the streets, still nearly-nude.

C.C. smirked, and blew away the trail of smoke flowing from the gun's barrel. 'He's gonna do just fine...'

There Is A Way:

Turning to face the large group of characters that had survived through both seasons of Code Geass, Lloyd flung his arms into the air and exclaimed, "I'VE...FIGURED OUT A WAY TO REVIVE LELOUCH!!!!"

Kallen gasped. "That's...that's not possible!!...Is it?"

"It is very possible, indeed," Lloyd replied, tapping his glasses, "We just require several objects..."

"What are these objects?" Jeremiah asked.

Lloyd smirked. "THEY ARE...THE SEVEN MYSTICAL DRAGON BALLS!!!!"

No Longer A Midget-Man:

Charles zi Britannia was eating breakfast when he noticed something odd.

Turning to one of the maids, he asked, "Umm...where is my brother?"

"Oh, uh...well, he's...err, in the gym...playing basketball..." The maid replied, seeming very nervous about something.

"Basketball?!!" Charles scoffed, "How the hell is that midget playing basketball?"

"Well..."

Suddenly, a figure stepped into the room. He was huge, about 7 feet tall or higher, and had amazing six-pack abs. The most shocking thing about this guy was because...it was actually just V.V.

"Hey, brother!!!" V.V. exclaimed happily, giving a thumbs-up.

In response, Charles immediately entered cardiac arrest.

The Joke That Isn't Really A Joke:

"Hey, Suzaku, I just thought of this HILARIOUS joke!" Lelouch exclaimed.

Suzaku sighed. "What is it? And can you also tell me why I'm always the wangsty one in these situations?"

Lelouch shook his head. "Look, just shut the fuck up and listen, okay? So...Gino is on a row-boat, in the middle of a sea of lava, eating a bacon sandwich with cavier sprinkled on top, and then a playpus pops its head out of his stomach and screams 'AIN'T LIFE GRAND?'...and that's the joke...funny, ain't it? It's so ironic, too..."

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"...Why do I even hang out with you again?"

The Truth Is:

Marianne hated lying to her child; she decided it was time to tell him the truth. "Lelouch...?"

"Yes, mommy?" Young Lelouch glanced up from his toys.

Marianne sighed. "Please don't call me 'mommy' anymore..."

Lelouch cocked his head to the side, and asked, "...Why not?"

Marianne took in a deep breath, closed her eyes, and said:

"Because I'm actually your father..."

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Several years later...

"I WILL DESTROY BRITANNIA WITH MY OWN HANDS!!!! I SWEAR IT!!!!" Lelouch screamed to the heavens, acting like a man possessed.

Heaven Hurts Like Hell:

"This is for killing ME!!!" Diethard screamed, smashing his fist into Lelouch's stomach.

"And this," Clovis said, grabbing Lelouch by the hair and slamming his knee into the man's face, "is for killing ME!!!"

"THIS IS FOR KILLING ME!!!" Charles roared, forcing Lelouch to poke his eyes with his own fingers.

"YOU WILL PAY FOR KILLING US!!!" screamed a huge crowd of spirits all waiting for their chance to beat on Lelouch for five dollars every minute.

Lelouch had never figured that heaven would suck so much...