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Nalu Love Fest Day 6 & 7- Teasing & Funny. NSFW with some holiday humor. Warning Rated M for NSFW, does include a threesome with Cana.

random-rave thank you awesome writer's angel for the idea! Was it kinky enough? ;)

Pulling his girlfriend into a closet and pressing her up against the door, "Come on Lucy…" placing fire-laden kisses along her neck and collarbone, "almost everyone is out on missions and won't be back for a week till Christmas."

Stifling the need to moan, "I don't know Natsu… I mean what if we get caught?"

"It's the perfect chance to strike something off our sexy list..." biting and sucking on the pulse point in her neck.

She chuckles a whimper, "you mean our bucket list?"

But his teasing grows ever more impatient, "whatever…" hiking up her skirt and stealing a finger into her panties, "please baby?" Natsu slides it through her folds and into her pussy.

"N-Natsu…" Lucy bites the side of her hand to stifle the sounds of her moans. But this only make him more relentless.

He slips a second digit in and slowly pumps his fingers taunting the girl into submission. "I know you want more than just my fingers in here…."

Lucy sighs, "damn you Dragneel!"

"Is that a yes?" he curls his fingers and brushes against a sensitive spot.

"Yes!"

After pulling out his fingers and licking up her delicious juices, he takes her hand, "you won't regret it, I promise…"

They slip to the back of the guild unnoticed and Lucy walks in first to the girls indoor Onsen to see if anyone was in there. Without any activity, the steam had filled the room making the air not just muggy but dense with a haze. "Is anyone in here?" she calls out but is only rewarded with her voice echoing back. Lucy goes back out for Natsu, "seems empty."

"See, told ya this would work," he grins back, "time for some fun!"

She still has her reservations, but the throbbing between Lucy's legs was short circuiting her brain. After grabbing a couple of towels like normal, the young couple strips down and finds a comfortable spot that would still be hidden from view of the door, just in case someone walked in. As the blonde sinks below the heated waters, boy it sure did feel good on a winter's day.

Natsu sits at the edge just watching his girlfriend settle in and smiles. He really had been luckily she waited for him to finally realize they'd make a perfect couple, best friends to lovers, they knew each other better than anyone else in this world…. In so many ways…

"Hey Luce…"

"Yeah," she turns back, giggling at the sight that greeted her. "You can't be serious?" Where'd he even hidden that!

Holding a mistletoe above his cock, Natsu flashes his trademark grin, "it's a tradition, right?" Lucy shakes her head despite still chuckling and makes her way back to where he was sitting. She gives his head a little peck. "Aww," he pouts, "that's all?"

"It's a kiss under the mistletoe, not a blow job."

"But Luceeee, it doesn't specify what kind of kiss."

"Okay, okay," rolling her eyes, "I better get a really good gift this year." She settles between his thighs.

"It's already picked out," he smiles, and it sparkles too…

"Mmm hmmm."

Lucy wraps her fingers around the base of his shaft, licking along its length from bottom to top, swirling her tongue around the head. Natsu leans back, propping himself with his arms, eyes rolling. He loved it when she went down on him! Once nicely lubricated, Lucy plunges the shaft, swallowing till the tip hits the top of her throat. "Shit Luce!" She merely smiles and does it again to make him jump. Fuck she was getting good at this!

A few more deep throats and she moves onto a sexual shiatsu for the compliant appendage. Using her bottom lip to palpitate as she moves up and down the shaft, with the texture of her tongue pressing along the delicate nerve bundles just below the tip. Lucy alternates between the different methods of shock and massage, focusing on sensitive pressure points. Blood rushes to the region causing his cock to swell and ribbing forms the higher his elevation rises.

A final switch for the home kill as she begins to stroke the shaft at a brisker pace. Her mouth covers the head, but she uses the underside of her tongue as a stopping point to simulate a deep impact. Quick successions of strokes coupled with an assault on his head and Natsu is ready to explode. Groans leach from the slayer, her name quivering on his lips, and his fingers tangling into her hair. "L-Luccee…. I'm gonna cum!" She steps up the ministrations, still stroking with her hand, but she sinks her mouth half way down the shaft ready to catch. "Awww fuck!" Natsu's body grows stiff, the only thing pulsing was his cock with each pump of seed shooting into her throat. Lucy resumes massaging the shaft with her bottom lip, coaxing out every last drop. "Damn woman," his body shudders at the last pulse, "how are you getting so good at that!"

She sits back, licking the few drops that got past her lips and smiles, shrugging her shoulders, "I just like keeping my slayer happy." Planting her hands on his thighs, Lucy raises herself out of the water, "and now it's your turn to…"

"Wow, I had no idea you two were sokinky!" Lucy squeals and drops back into the chest high water and Natsu slips in behind her at the sound the unseen voice, both scanning the fog desperately trying to figure out who it was. Soon enough a silhouette appears, slowly getting closer. Laughter from the female, "sneaking into the girls onsen and Natsu, the mistletoe, that was a good one I need to remember for the future."

"Cana!" Lucy shrieks, "Oh my goodness you were here the whole time!" She buries her face in Natsu's shoulder trying to hide her embarrassment, but it was too late.

"Oh yeah, heard it all, saw it all! Damn girl who knew you had such skills!" The brunette sits down right beside her friend and cops a feel of Lucy's breasts. "Natsu I'm jealous, ever consider sharing?"

"I don't think Luce would like that," Natsu responds. Frankly he wasn't as embarrassed as Lucy, but he was also a bit annoyed at the interruption.

"Oh my god!" Lucy shrieks and turns even redder. "I called out to see if anyone was in here, why didn't you say something!"

"Funny you should ask, I was half dozing in the corner tryin to sweat out the booze an all. Wasn't till I started hearing lots of moans and groans that I woke up and realized you two were goin at it in here and hey, I just sat back and enjoyed the show."

"Please kill me…" Lucy laments, "this is so embarrassing!"

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone," Cana winks, "it'll be our little secret."

"I don't think it's very funny, you interrupted us in the middle of…"

"Hot damn!" Cana claps her hands together, "you were gonna have sex too! Darn I should'a kept my mouth shut longer!"

"Natsu!" Lucy slaps her boyfriend.

"What? I'm annoyed okay and I spoke without thinking!"

Cana pats Lucy on the shoulder, "alright, alright, I'll leave ya's two alone… unless I can join you?" she wiggles her eyebrows, "a threesome might be fun…" Lucy groans, was this really happening? Why'd she listen to Natsu in the first place! "Come on Lucy," the brunette slinks close, "you guys can do what you do and I just wanna focus on you…"

Lucy chokes, "M-Me?"

"What'd ya think Natsu?" Cana turns to him now, "can I fondle your girl while you fuck her?"

He pauses briefly as if considering it, "it's up to Lucy, but, babe," addressing his woman, "didn't you have this on that list too?"

Oh, hell she did! "Okay," she mumbles, "I guess we can try it, but how does this work?"

A smirk falls over Cana, "let me set up a few things…" She takes a folded towel, placing it on the edging of the onsen. Next, she sinks two towels into the water directly in front of it so it's on the bottom of the shallow pool. "Natsu," directing the man over, "you sit here at a slight angle," when he sits on the towel on the ground, "yeah like that, use the towel at your back for comfort." She prods Lucy over, "you get on top of him, like you're gonna give him a ride," when the blonde gripes, "oh come on it's not so bad!"

"And what are you gonna do?" Natsu queries the brunette as Lucy settles in, straddling his legs.

"You guys start first, best you two get in the mood ya know," she winks, "then I'll slink in behind Lucy." As Cana slips back into the confines of the steam… "get her nice and hot Natsu…"

He grabs onto Lucy's hips, "you heard what she said," pulling it flush to his. She gasps lightly as her clit rubs up against his ready and willing erection, bringing a wider grin to Natsu's face. "And he's ready for more." Her face flushes. She was still very much horny but just knowing they were being watched…. "I know what you're thinking," he takes her chin between his thumb and index finger, tilting it, before brushing his lips against her jaw line, "just focus on me Luce." He marks a path of wispy kisses from her jaw to her ears, nibbling and teasing the inner lines or lobes. Then switches trajectory, leaving a wake of fiery love marks along her nape and collarbone.

Lucy's finger's tangle into his salmon-colored locks, tugging, her mewls growing in duration and pitch with each bite. His hands, once splayed against her back caress from top to bottom, sending shivers up and down her spine when he lightly drags his nails along the skin. Her hips gyrate of their own volition, whetting, and soothing the budding ache between her thighs. She was growing lost in his sensual touches, her mind spiraling into a quivering mess of expletives. It was the perfect opportunity for Natsu to move the ascendancy ever more into his favor.

"Could you get off and turn around for me," he whispers close, "I wanna try something."

"Huh? O-Okay…"

She does as she is asked and watches Natsu bring his legs under, like sitting on his haunches, but they were slightly to the side for leverage. He then coaxes Lucy back onto his lap facing forward, but when she moves to sit on just his thighs, he grabs her hips and shifts her to spear his cock instead. The sudden impact was a welcomed relief to her center. A moan squeaks out as the inner muscles of her pussy greedily seize upon the stiff appendage and her hands reach back and around his neck to hold on.

Natsu rocks from hips at a slow and gingerly pace but uses his legs like springs for potency. He keeps his hands splayed on her thighs near the junction, high enough that his thumbs can still stroke at her clit each time he thrusts and shifts. Lucy squeezes her eyes shut with all the stimulation, focused on the feeling of his cock gliding through her entrance. Have mercy, she loved how he filled her over and over again, levying a sweltering friction that threatened to consume her whole like one of his fires.

It's at this point that Cana steals her way over, and while Natsu sees her coming, pays her no mind since he's concentrating on satisfying his girl. New hands curve over Lucy's bosoms, squeezing and molding over the supple flesh. When fingers barely roll upon her overly sensitive nipples, Lucy squeaks and her eyes fly open. "Shhh…" Cana purrs, sliding her hands around her friend's neck, slightly tilting it to captures her lips. She runs the tip of her tongue along the seam, goading the blonde into opening up to her.

This wasn't so bad, the blonde mewls as her resolve weakens. Lucy always thought it would be a little weird to kiss another girl, but no, this wasn't bad at all, even chuckling, I can taste the beer… As the kisses grow more passionate, Lucy's caresses Cana's cheek, but the brunette moves her hand lower, coaxing Lucy to tease her clit instead. Okay that was a bit more awkward for the blonde spirit mage, but she takes a second to release the disquieting thoughts and tells herself, breathe Luce, it's just like touching yourself.

Cana's efforts were rewarded in kind, as she traced back, coveting Lucy's breasts with her mouth, sucking against the skin and pulsing her tongue in little circles while her hands ghost and fondle what her mouth cannot reach. When Lucy's heavy tickling progresses to slipped fingers into Cana's entrance, the brunette adds even more licentious sounds to the trio's sexual symphony. Lucy pumps her fingers deep into her friend's pussy in hurried motions. She would probably be a little more attentive or gentle under other circumstances but right now, Lucy was barely thinking straight as is.

The two on one action was growing too much for Lucy and she needs to stop fingering her friend. She was already brought to the edge by Natsu, but Cana's ministrations were sending her right over. A sudden tightening around his cock, alerts Natsu milliseconds before his girlfriend's orgasm takes hold and sweeps away the last bastion of rational thought she had. Fiery stars flash behind her eyelids as Lucy's body arches steeply, muscles tensing, and her cries are lost to the steam-filled room. Natsu does his best to keep her from pulling away, slowing his thrusts without stopping for he too was close. Cana too slides back to watch the show, taking over where Lucy's carnalities left off and pleasuring herself. And things were just about to hit a second wind based on the grimacing features Cana could see on Natsu's face or the additional steam rising from his body.

So, as Lucy was coming down from her high, he had reached his, muttering Lucy's name before pushing her forward onto her hands and knees. The poor blonde's arms quivered and threatened to send her face planting into the shallow water, but she grits her teeth and holds firm. Natsu drives hard and fast now, plowing into Lucy with everything he had. "Fuck!" was all he could say as his second orgasm ripples from his body sending a new flood of his seed into Lucy's pussy.

"Wholly fuck," he practically falls backwards onto his ass when all was spent and done, and legs felt like mush. Panting harshly, "don't think I'll be able to move for a while." Lucy moves over to rest against the edging of the onsen where Natsu pulls her into his side and kisses her temple.

"Um, Cana," the blonde finally looks over to where her friend was, "Eh?" but she wasn't there anymore. "Where'd she go?"

"She better not tell anyone…"

"I'm not," her voice spooks them, as she hugs both their shoulders from behind. "That was a blast you guys, we should do it again sometime."

"Mmm," Lucy chirps up, "thanks for helping us strike this from our list, but I think once was enough for me."

"Suit yourselves," Cana winks, "if you change your mind you know how to find me," then takes her leave.

"Sure, seemed like you enjoyed it Luce," Natsu tilts her head towards him, "though I must say I prefer not sharing you."

Lucy blushes, but returns the tease, "you wouldn't have said yes if it was another guy… like Leo."

Natsu rolls his eyes, "it's bad enough that lion calls you his wife, if he wasn't your spirit, I'd beat his ass for it."

"Be nice," Lucy sighs, and leans her head on his shoulder, "I wouldn't have felt comfortable either. We should probably get going before anyone does catch us in here."

With a deep groan, "I don't wanna move," he whines.

"We can take a nap at home."

"Ooh! Naked?"

She slaps his chest, "really, after what we just did, you know you'll just pass out."

Letting out a chuckle, "you know me too well," he smiles, "alright," Natsu stands up and extends a hand, "let's go home."

Freshened up again, Natsu pulls at the door leading out of the onsen…. It's locked. He pulls harder, still no luck. "Who the hell locked us in here?" Now he bangs on it. "Oi, let us out of here!" Turning to Lucy, "do you think Cana?"

"No, I don't think she would."

"Hey!" banging louder this time, "unlock the damn door!"

Natsu hears a giggle and a turning of the lock. "Come on out," the female voice sing-songs with amusement dripping in its tone.

"Oh, shit," he whispers to Lucy, "I think that's Mira!"

"Of all people!" Lucy cringes, "but we have no choice to go out."

"I could break through the wall…"

"No way! That would be worse!" Grabbing his hand, "we'll just play it cool okay, let me do the talking."

"Don't worry, it's just me out here," the female voice calls out. He pushes open the door, letting Lucy out first before following behind and sure enough Mira stood there with a devilish grin etched onto her face. With her hands clasped in front, "had fun you two? All fresh and clean now?"

"Mira it's not what you think, it was empty, so we just decided to take a bath together."

"Uh Huh," she muses, "I'm sure it was just a bath," winking before walking away, "next time at least lock the door so no one else goes in."

Lucy groans, "she is sooo gonna hang this over our heads."

"I hope she doesn't make me play Santa for the party."

She laughs, "maybe you'll have to roast all the chestnuts."

"Ha Ha!" Gathering his giggling girl in his arms, "like you roasted mine…"