Hagrid looked out the window and saw hundreds of giant spiders and centaurs charging at his hut. Hagrid ran out of his hut with Fang attached to his crotch. It was then he saw Aragog with Dumbledore riding him hoisting a torch. Hagrid and Fang hid in the woods and watched sadness as their hut was burnt to the ground. "How do you like that Chicken shit!" Dumbledore belched as he was making love to Aragog. "I'll never forget this!" Hagrid thundered watching the convoy advance to the castle. "Don't cry Fang!" Hagrid said sincerely as he began making more love to Fang.
Susan Davis glanced out her window and saw giant horde of spiders and centaurs. Woe and behold Dumbledore stepped forward and announced, "Surrender Davis or I will destroy this whole school!"