Chapter 25: Young Link/Midna Torture!
Twilight Okami: You know what I'll say.
Midna: Disclaimer Time! Is that it?
Zelda: Of course it is! What are you, a blond? Oh crap, DX!
Anna: What did you say? –Points Mini Gun-
Zelda: Twilight Okami doesn't own anything but the show!
Twilight Okami: God, you're SO screwed!
Zelda: O_o
Midna: HAHAHAH!
Twilight Okami: I mean with the blond, not torture.
Midna: DX!
Zelda: I heard it'll be you!
Midna: SHIT!
"Hello and welcome back to…" Yoh and Anna paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheered.
"Yes, and now, what were your scores Judges?" Yoh asked.
"We give it a 4.5" All Judges said.
"I give it a 5!" Ed called.
"Good, and now we have about 40 more tortures left" Anna added.
"WHAT!" The Audience called.
"Don't worry! There'll be Super Smash Bros Gamer 3 with-" Yoh paused as he got slapped.
"Shut up Yoh, that stuff is classified!" Anna whispered.
"HUH?" The Torturers asked.
"Nothing of your importance, oh, and we had voting on which was better, sugar or caffeine" Twilight Okami said.
"You actually did the voting?" Foxpilot asked as he turned to Twilight Okami.
She nodded. "Sure did, and its sugar"
"SUGAR!" Pichu screamed.
Pichu going hyper goes around the stage electrocuting people around him. Twilight Okami and Foxpilot ducks as Pichu zooms by. They both get up.
"Will some one put the mouse into sleep with a tranquilizer!" Twilight Okami called.
Foxpilot got out a tranquilizer out under his chair and shot Pichu, who fell unconscious, into sleep, sucking his thumb.
"Thanks Foxpilot, that mouse was getting annoying" Twilight Okami thanked.
"No problem" Foxpilot replied.
"Oh, and before we get on with the show, I like to say for the new show for laguzgirl13, known as Super Smash Bros Couple Contest, I suggest a couple should be BowserxSamus!" Twilight Okami smirked.
"WHAT!" Bowser and Samus asked.
"Alright then, let's get onto the show!" Yoh declared.
"Hey, that's my line!" Anna stated.
"Anyway, let's see the torture, or fusion torture!" Yoh grinned.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" The Torturers screamed.
"Let's check the board!"
Reviewer: OnyxSaurne18
Young Link: Sing the song 'Big Dog' while being chased by Cerbrus, the Three Headed Dog, ridden by Ganondorf.
Midna: You have to eat a mountain of Twinkies while a bomb is strapped to you. If you don't finish the Twinkies you blow up or get tortured by Twilight and Anna with these (Hands you and Anna tazer guns)
Twilight Okami: So, this is the fusion torture. Young Link and Midna eat the Twinkies and have a bomb strap to them. If you don't eat the food, you blow up AND get tortured by me and Anna! XD! Oh, after that, you guys sing 'Big Dog' while being chased by Cerbrus!
"O_o" Young Link and Midna speechless.
"There were different Torturers, but I had to change it!" Twilight Okami stated.
"…. OH SHIT!" Midna and Young Link swore.
Twilight Okami whistled, and then came a truck with a mountain of Twinkies that was piled to the roof! Midna and Young Link had their mouths in a gap.
"Alright, you guys best to eat the food," Twilight Okami paused and snapped her fingers. Both Midna and Young Link had bombs strapped to them. "Or you'll die!"
"O_o," Midna and Young Link look at each other. "EAT!" They declared.
Both the two were eating like mad like Packman, and possibly finish the challenge! Too bad Twilight Okami whistled again and now an Mt Everest pile came in!
"DAM YOU!" Young Link swore.
"I know you love me" Twilight Okami sassed.
Suddenly, the bomb exploded, along with the Twinkies that the Audience members ate as it rained. Midna and Young Link were black as night.
"Ohhh, seems like you two didn't finish," Twilight Okami smirked. Suddenly a tazer guns appeared in her hand and Anna's hand. "So time to get TAZERED!"
"DUN, DUN, DUUUUUN!" The Audience sang.
"O_o" Midna and Young Link speechless.
Twilight Okami got on stage, with the blond host, and then smirked at each other and started electrocuting them.
"AAAAGHHHH!" Midna and Young Link screamed.
Zelda laughed madly. "Can I join in?" Zelda asked.
Twilight Okami turned to Zelda and smirked. "Sure!"
"NOOOOOOOO!" Midna screamed and got tazered by Zelda.
"Now this is fun!" Anna stated.
"IT WOULDN'T BE FOR YOU!" Young Link stated.
After a minute of electrocuting, Twilight Okami got off the stage, and chortled at the panting, burnt Young Link and Midna.
"Ok then, bring in Cerberus!" Twilight Okami demanded.
"Yes, ma'am!" Chopper saluted and then opened a gate to revile Cerberus.
The legendary three headed dog glared at everyone and then Yoh dipped some dog meat on Midna and Young Link, so that Cerberus could go after them. He glared at Midna and Young Link.
"Sing it!" Yoh called.
Midna: -Screams- I say money ain't a thing to a big dog! –Cerberus takes her in mouth and shakes her like a toy- Ain't got anything but some cash in my big paws! –Throws her away- AND I GOT MY GOONS, AND I GOT MY GIRLS, AND I GOT MY GUNS WHERE THEY SUPPOSED TO BE! –Hits wall and goes unconscious-
Young Link: -Screams like a young girl and running- I say murder ain't a thing to do big dog. –Gets slashed- DAM! It goes POW, POW! Like a big dog-hello world, I'm ready. Wait till they get a load of meeeee! –Trips over stage and falls unconscious-
Everyone is laughing mad the collapsed two, and can't stop.
"HAHAHAH! Oh god that was hilarious! A 5 I think!" Anna laughed.
"WE AGREE! HAHAHAH!" The Judges laughed.
"Ok then, we'll be back on…" Yoh paused.
"SUPER SMASH BROS GAMER 2!" The Audience cheered.
"Where torture, is hilarious!" Twilight Okami finished.
Author's Note: Ok, I got a few questions to ask you guys… Who would like to be a Judge on Super Smash Bros Gamer 3? If you want, just review or PM me!
P.S: Do you think Super Smash Bros Gamer 3 with Kingdom Hearts in it is a good idea?
