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"Chopstick walrus." Naruto said as he let two chopsticks hang from his lips, allowing him to gain the general look of a walrus. Blake laughed into her hand as she watched Naruto, she was halfway done with her HUGE bowl of noodles and tuna. She did not regret coming to this shop, nor did she regret hanging out with Naruto.

He was kind of... dumb, and she would not have guessed that he was a reader at first glance.

Yet, here she was talking with him, reading Ninjas of Love together with this near-total stranger. They were comparing their thoughts on the book, and Blake had full plans on going with Naruto to check out his own collection of books. She found him to be fun loving, and very fun, though he seemed to have something weighing on his mind.

"How do you do that?" Blake asked Naruto as she looked at his chopsticks.

"... Stick them in my mouth?" Naruto answered her, but his tone showed how confused he was, and Blake shook her head at him.

"Use chopsticks I mean. I've been using a fork, since I was dealing with some big fish." Blake corrected herself. Naruto blinked, before he took his chopsticks and put them in his hand. Blake looked at the way he was holding them, before she attemped to copy that. She was having a bit of trouble, so Naruto reached out and helped her position her hand.

"Keep a looser, but firm grip on them with only these fingers." Naruto told her, and he moved her fingers into position.

She moved the chopsticks into her noodles, and she attempted to pull some food out. She got some, but it slipped out of the sticks. She tried again, and this time she got it, and she moved it to her mouth.

"Thanks, I always thought that it was pretty interesting how people used these. A fork and knife are so much easier." Blake admitted, even Naruto could admit that. There was no denying that it was leagues easier for a person to use a fork rather than small sticks to eat with. Really, the only people who ate with chopsticks were people who did it for cultural reasons, or those who just thought they were cool.

Nobody ate with them because it was easy.

"Yeah, it just feels right for me though. I can't explain it... So, tell me about yourself Blake." Naruto said to her, and she smiled and reached out to grab her tea.

She lifted her cup up to her lips, before she was surprised when the entire thing shattered, as if somebody threw a small rock at it. The second it shattered, she tossed it away as fast as she could, and the tea splattered all over Naruto. Blake gasped, and she sucked in her breath through her teeth when she saw that she had soaked him.

Naruto spat out some tea.

"I'm so sorry Naruto, I have no idea what just happened!" Blake said, and she grabbed her napkin and started to dry off Naruto's face. Naruto sighed, and he took off his scarf, and he placled it on the counter. He started to shake his hair, and glass fragments started to fall out onto the ground.

"Don't worry, it was an accident. Sorry old man, I'll pay for that." Naruto said to the shop keeper, and Blake shook her head, taking out her wallet she moved lien out of it and onto the table.

"No, I will take care of it. It is all over you Naruto... what happened?" Blake asked as she looked around for anything that could have done that. Naruto was wiping himself down with a napkin, but the stain wasn't coming out of his clothes. Thankfully, Naruto was dressed in his civilian clothes instead of his combat and training clothing. He had been dressed in a simple white shirt, his Flaming Spiral Rose symbol on the stomach, and red pants (his sister really got to him).

"No clue, I'm just happy it didn't get on my scarf... This is going to stain so bad." Naruto complained to himself, with Blake nodding.

"You said you live on Patch? Well, I live in a temporary apartment until I get to Beacon. Want to come and shower at my place, put your clothes through the wash. It is the least I can do to make up for this." Blake told him, and her offer was genuine. Naruto had like a hour trip back to his home, which would mean the stain would be set. She lived about 5 minutes away walking distance, she didn't live in the northern part of Vale. She was living in the Southern part, with the more poor people, simply because she didn't want to spend all of her money before getting to Beacon.

She also didn't want to sign some huge agreement that would keep her in an apartment too long.

"That would be great... Lets hope we don't end up like Karuto and Minata did." Naruto joked with her, and Blake snorted, but she still smiled.

She was glad Naruto was upbeat about this.

"Lets go and get you out of these clothes." Blake said, and she grabbed her books, didn't want to forget those, before Naruto got up. His motorcycle was safe here, parked at the old man's shop. Also, he still had the key with him. He didn't want to dry the stain by driving anywhere, and Blake seemed to be under the impression her apartment was close by.

-With Yang and Taiyang-

"Shit, that backfired." Yang hissed as she lowered her slingshot. She had shot a small rock, right at Blake's teacup, trying to spill it all over her. She had hoped that if Blake got wet, that she would leave Naruto and go home to change. She hadn't thought that Blake would notice at the last second, and throw the cup the second it was about to break.

She didn't mean to get her brother wet.

"We should have gone with my plan." Taiyang said, and Yang looked at the tazer he had in his hand.

"... We want her to leave Naruto alone, we don't want her to have a heart attack." Yang reminded her dad. They didn't trust the woman, since Naruto was getting along so well with her at first meeting. For all they knew, this woman had set this all up. She saw Naruto, and she had somehow manipulated events so that she would be able to seduce him.

Their chemistry was way too good for that to be a simple stroke of luck.

"Plan B then... What is Plan B?" Taiyang asked with a look towards Yang, who narrowed her eyes and thought about what she was going to suggest.

Her brother was such an understanding person, it was hard to make him hate somebody without because of an accident. It would have to be something like ruining his scarf, and Yang would never so much as think of doing that. That scarf meant so much to Naruto, their mother gave it to him. Yang still considered Summer to be her Mom, and that was a gift to him from her. She would never ruin it, no matter what, or she at least hoped she never had to do that.

"Plan B... I thought Plan A was going to work." Yang admitted, and Taiyang grinned and slowly lifted up the tazer. "No Tazer!" Yang hissed at Taiyang.

They wanted the girl to leave, not torture her!

"But... it was so expensive. I was going to give it to Naruto so help him feel more safe." Taiyang muttered, and he pouted at Yang. He had bought it with the best of intensions, but he wanted to zap somebody with it at least once.

"Naruto is more likely to taze himself." Yang told Naruto, before she blinked and looked towards where Naruto and Blake had been. "Where did they go?" Yang asked, with Taiyang palming his face.

"Shit." The man spoke deadpan.

-With Naruto and Blake a few minutes later-

"What size shirt are you?" Blake asked as she went through one of her bags. She did have some male clothes, they were there for pajamas if she ever had to wash her real pair. She had a few large shirts, because it helped her get into the mood when she really wanted to read a romantic book. She pretended that she was a lone woman, who only had the shirt of her lover to remember him by.

She changed shirt sizes depending on the size of the main character in the book she was reading.

"I'm a small." Naruto said through the bathroom door, and Blake raised an eyebrow.

"Really?" Blake could not help herself but ask. Naruto was short, so maybe that was the reason, but even she could admit that he was a bit on the... lean side was putting it nicely. He was a bit feminine looking, she guessed it was simply the fact that he looked so much like what she assumed his mother looked like.

"My torso isn't long enough for anything else." Naruto explained through the door as he showered.

"Oh... I think a large would look better. Like, oh wow, that is quite the body you have." Blake complimented Naruto. She was surprised, she would have thought he would lack muscle. Turns out, his muscle was very lean, Naruto had a towel wrapped around his waist protecting his modesty, but she could see the scars all over his back and torso in general. She could see his abs and pecs, and most of all, she could plainly see that he had been through some shit to get this amazing body.

She had befriended him for his personality, but his body was just awesome as well.

Before she even noticed, Naruto had already put on an oversized shirt to cover himself up with while his clothes were put through the wash. He did have his underwear on under the towel, which was the only reason he was somewhat comfortable with this, and he threw the towel in the hamper that was located outside of the bathroom.

"I am only wearing this because it covers everything." Naruto told her, and she raised her hands up with a nod.

"Got it... want to read Ninjas of Love while we wait for your clothes to wash?" Blake asked Naruto with a small smile.

"Actually, I would like your opinion on something I have been writing." Naruto said as he got his scroll off of the bed. Blake sent him a raised eyebrow, before she nodded her head slowly.

How bad could it be?

-6 Hours Later-

"I... I love this Naruto. I love this so much, you need to get this published." Blake told Naruto when she finished reading what Naruto had written so far. She loved it, she really did, the grammar was excellent, the plot was thick, the smutty scenes were very well written, character development was on track, and the surprise twists drew her into the story even more. It had everything she wanted in a book.

It had emotional character development, and it placed that over making the character a strong fighter. Instead of bulging to their bulk, it made the character understand themselves as people better.

It was beautiful.

"It came to me in a dream... But I didn't like it. In my dream it was waaaaaay more smutty, so I toned it down and added more character development." Naruto said with a nod of his head, and Blake held his scroll to her chest. Naruto actually had several books of those in his scroll, things he had already written down and changed for the better.

"Is there anymore of this?" Blake asked with her eyes sparkling.

It was SO good!

"Well, yeah. That was "Ultimate Make Out Paradise". The next is "Ultimate Make Out Violence", followed by "Ultimate Make Out Tactics" and the bonus book "Ultimate Pervy Pervy Paradigm". I made an "Ultimate Make Out Strap" and I am in the middle of doing "Ultimate Make Out Pooltime"... I only have the manuscripts for those ones though." Naruto said to her with a sorry look. He would gladly show her them, and she seemed to really want to see them, but his clothes...

His clothes had to be clean by now.

"Here, get dressed, we are going to your house." Blake told Naruto as she tossed him his clothes. She was going to be reading those manuscripts, she HAD to after reading the first book! Naruto got dressed rather quickly, but NOT quick enough for Blake's tastes.

She needed to see those manuscripts NOW!

Chapter End!
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