Captain's Log: Entry 25:
Thursday 28th January 2016:
I got my hands on a chip pan! Everyone had authentic British Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas for dinner! When I put it in front of everyone I got a lot of turned up noses. But after a little bit of pushing I got them all to try it. And they liked it! I'm ridiculously pleased, like seriously I'm sitting here with this insane grin plastered on my face.
So, yes, the rest of the day...
One word.
Boring!
Seriously, literally nothing happened. No interesting snippets of gossip or funny stories. I'm slightly nervous, I'm expecting something to happen, and I'm probably not going to like it when it does.
Oh well, I'll fill space with explaining yesterday.
So around 10 years ago, Prussia came to me complaining about there being no good battles whatsoever anymore. So I, naturally, drew my cutlass and held it so the point was at his throat.
When he proceeded to only grin and draw his own sword in response, we had a sparring match, me vs him. After that, as we were recovering, we decided to try and make something out of it, so it became us re-enacting battles between foes with the words being as accurate as we could make them, and we did these fights at various medieval fairs around our countries.
What happened yesterday was effectively, just us acting. That includes everything with our 'damsels'. Kind of obvious, been as I would be seriously questioning my sanity if I did that to France if I wasn't in character. Even if I had been dared to do so.
Well, there's your explanation, Cheerio!