Me: Hey fans~! Thank for the reviews, and I am still trying to get used to this 'new Fanfiction' shit. Yea...
Disclaimer: No, I do not own PPG characters. I own this idea though.
Me: Now, let us go :)
Femme Fatale
"All ready Ms. Fatale?" Bubbles asked kindly. Femme nodded. "Ok, in three... two... one..." Bubbles nodded.
"Alright." Femme looked at the camera with a blank face. "Let's start with the positive. To all of you girl authors out there writing your stuff out, great job!" She smiled. "Your stories are EXCELLENT!"
"Thank you!" Rdaio yelled from backstage.
"Now negatives." Femme frowned. "I bet it's because of boys' 'persuading' that I don't get any stories about me, or that even include me. You men disgust me."
"Your face disgusts me." Mitch said. Most of the guys laughed.
"How can you people like such creatures?" Femme asked. "They're horrible!"
"Wait, wait." Butch said. "You know how you hate us men and boys, right?"
"Yea..." Femme nodded.
"So... so are you a lesbian?" Butch asked. "Just curious! Don't try and shoot me."
"...I don't know..." Femme shrugged. "Men equal dirtiness and world destruction. I am done."
"Hm, that was pretty short." Bubbles shrugged. "Next is Fuzzy Lumpkins. Have a nice day fans~!" Bubbles smiled widely as the camera went off.
Me: OMG, I had to rewrite this, 'cause my Internet wanted to be stupid. Ugh... OK! So, I'm 'bout to go to the movies and watch 'Ted'. See ya later~! ;D
P.S. Review... if you want... ;3