Michele L vr. Michelle O
On the day that Michele Landon met that beast, nay that filthy MONSTER, Barack Hussein Obama, at the National Prayer Breakfast, her incoherent Neo-Conservative Tea Party rage against that Commie Socialist took an unusual form.
She tried to condemn him for the antichrist that he was, but instead found herself in a serious lip lock with him.
Or rather she was kissing him.
Poor Obama was trying to escape her clutches, but for some reason his Secret Service agents were nowhere to be found, until later when they were busted with a bunch of hookers in the bathroom of the Church they were at.
Instead on that day, Michele Landon and the rest of America learned what happens to psycho bitches when they mess with Michelle Obama's man.
She went from 'Jackie Onassis' to 'Oh-No You Did'ant!' in half a nano second.
The epic, nay the LEGENDARY battle between Michele L and Michelle O gained a billion hits on YouTube within a matter of hours.
Tables were busted, chairs overturned and used as battering rams, innocent bystanders thrown through the windows, the breakfast itself ruined beyond ruined.
And when all was said and done, when Michele Landon lay broken, battered, and beaten on the floor, Michelle Obama whooped a victory cry that would make Genghis Khan proud.
Then she pulled her stunned and amazed husband into a real lip lock, and squealed in delight when he pulled her up by her butt and dragged her out to the limo waiting out front for some good lovin.
Andrew Landon filed for divorce the next day.